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That farking Chelsea show is farkin unwatchable. How is she so farking popular? Horrible. fark.

Cue up Cheap Trick..

"I Love You Honey But I Hate Your Friends!"

Celebiatchy = fat assholes in mom jeans
hahahahaha what a farking stupid website

So the guy dating Jennifer Aniston is upset that she's dropping hints that she may be bi?


So who is his next beard going to be?

I love Fark like I love the show Soup. Someone else watches/reads/reports on things that I don't give a flying fark about. Stories like this one are a great example-I don't click on the link to go to the story; instead, I enjoy reading other farkers comments about the story, which are more interesting and entertaining than the actual story itself. Subby's headline is all I need to know about this, so my brain storage space isn't clouded with the details of why this Justin person (honestly, NO clue who he is) is jealous of his supposed girl friend having a girl friend. Instead, I will use that brain space to imagine Jen hooking up with Chelsea.

AdolfOliverPanties: Poison: I love Fark like I love the show Soup.

SOOOOOOO Meaty!

GAY SHOWS!

Been a Soup fan since it was Talk Soup with Greg Kinnear. The only other show to properly skewer so much of the inane programming on TV today is....Beavis and Butthead. Their treatment of Jersey Shore and 16 and pregnant has been outstanding.

I have to wonder how much of Chelsea is real and how much is fictionalized to sell books. I've read a couple, and the ladies find them funny if they had really irresponsible drunken escapades in their youth. I can sum up Chelsea's life story in a few statements:

1) This one time when I was a teenager I was so drunk I did XYZ
2) This one time I was really having a lot of vodka tonics and farked a well-hung black dude.
3) This one time, I saw my folks naked after I was having sex with this guy and we were so drunk and high and his penis was so big
4) This one time I was really drunk and used a huge sex toy on myself and it was wonderful.

It doesn't vary much from that.

I'd be willing to be included in their relationship (and in each/both of them)...

I don't blame him. The words "This is my friend Chelsea Handler" is grounds for ending any relationship. It's simply shorthand for "This is my friend Talentless C--- who doesn't have a funny bone in her body, but she has a TV show because she blew the head of the network for several years, and then dumped him when she got the show before the ink on the contract or the man-batter on her teeth had dried".

Then again, I'm pretty sure they're not actually friends. The Talentless C--- wants to be her friend so badly the desperation smell permeates the TV.

/I hate her more than I hate OJ, Robert Blake, and Phil Spector combined.
//Not exaggerating
///Her crimes are worse

nakedcritic: I don't blame him. The words "This is my friend Chelsea Handler" is grounds for ending any relationship. It's simply shorthand for "This is my friend Talentless C--- who doesn't have a funny bone in her body, but she has a TV show because she blew the head of the network for several years, and then dumped him when she got the show before the ink on the contract or the man-batter on her teeth had dried".

Then again, I'm pretty sure they're not actually friends. The Talentless C--- wants to be her friend so badly the desperation smell permeates the TV.

/I hate her more than I hate OJ, Robert Blake, and Phil Spector combined.
//Not exaggerating
///Her crimes are worse

You mad cause she made fun of Saint Angie? hahahahahahaha You sound irrational and mad. Why you mad guuuuuurl? Sheeeeeyat.

lehmac: nakedcritic: I don't blame him. The words "This is my friend Chelsea Handler" is grounds for ending any relationship. It's simply shorthand for "This is my friend Talentless C--- who doesn't have a funny bone in her body, but she has a TV show because she blew the head of the network for several years, and then dumped him when she got the show before the ink on the contract or the man-batter on her teeth had dried".

Then again, I'm pretty sure they're not actually friends. The Talentless C--- wants to be her friend so badly the desperation smell permeates the TV.

/I hate her more than I hate OJ, Robert Blake, and Phil Spector combined.
//Not exaggerating
///Her crimes are worse

You mad cause she made fun of Saint Angie? hahahahahahaha You sound irrational and mad. Why you mad guuuuuurl? Sheeeeeyat.

What the fark is a Saint Angie?

She isn't funny, blew her way into a TV deal, dumped the guy who got it for her, and continues to be unfunny. That not reason enough to dislike someone, sugartits?

Look Justin, your lesbian relationship with Jennifer is fine. Don't be so worried? You keep this jealous act up, though, and you'll drive her away and right onto Chelsea's cock.

nakedcritic: lehmac: nakedcritic: I don't blame him. The words "This is my friend Chelsea Handler" is grounds for ending any relationship. It's simply shorthand for "This is my friend Talentless C--- who doesn't have a funny bone in her body, but she has a TV show because she blew the head of the network for several years, and then dumped him when she got the show before the ink on the contract or the man-batter on her teeth had dried".

Then again, I'm pretty sure they're not actually friends. The Talentless C--- wants to be her friend so badly the desperation smell permeates the TV.

/I hate her more than I hate OJ, Robert Blake, and Phil Spector combined.
//Not exaggerating
///Her crimes are worse

You mad cause she made fun of Saint Angie? hahahahahahaha You sound irrational and mad. Why you mad guuuuuurl? Sheeeeeyat.

What the fark is a Saint Angie?

She isn't funny, blew her way into a TV deal, dumped the guy who got it for her, and continues to be unfunny. That not reason enough to dislike someone, sugartits?

Did you JUST figure out how Hollywood works? hahahahaha virgin
And thats sugarbutthole to you.

I don't hate her, but whomever styles her for her talk show must. She always looks terrible.

I guess he doesn't like threesomes.

CigaretteSmokingMan: I guess he doesn't like threesomes.

Didn't you see Mulholland Drive? Someone's jewelry is going in the paint can.

She's not funny. She's the attractive girl who everyone laughed at because you knew sooner or later she was going to get loaded and sleep with one of you. We're all guilty of it, it's ok. We put up w stupid shiat to get laid. I'm just amazed she's been able to coast this far on blowjobs.