I am here to come clean: Generally, I'm quite the fan of wobbly bits.

DNRTFA.
I am just going to leave this here amd silently leave

Yuck, Carrot Top's dad is in there.

Hooray for clothes!

Sometimes embracing American puritanism wouldn't be such a bad thing, England

Oh god. None of these people should ever be photographed without clothes on.

Do all the slang terms they use in England have to sound like nursery rhyme words? Without known the proper king's English I'm not sure what this is, but it could be anything from a side dish to an erogenous zone. The scary part is, is that it probably is an erogenous zone. Nothing more erotic, and/or mature sounding than referring to sexual zones in terms that would fit right in a Mother Goose poem.

I quite enjoy my wife's wobbly bits.

Who the hell shopped those pics? Poor job there, mate!

Most people think of sex as a liner progression from penis to vagina, but it's really more of a great big ball of wibbly wobbly hanky panky... stuff.

Whoa. Subby wasn't kidding. That pic really brings the wobbly

The pictures look like publicity for a swinger's club.

I don't have any wobbly bits.

/What are wobbly bits?
//Don't want to know.

My wife wobbles where she should...for the most part...it's all good though.

Protip: If your man is more concerned with the size of your breasts than how frequently you laugh, it might be time to start looking for a replacement. Because, unless one of you has a couple million to toss around, those "wobbly bits" aren't going to stay in place for very long and you're both going to need a pretty good sense of humor to get through it.

My gf is 48 and looks like the second pic. Before we met up she sent a pic and she broke my heart that such a beautiful woman had such a poor body image. I didn't expect Paris Hilton, and didn't want that.

I asked her if she liked giving head. She said she swallowed. And she got the liquor store and the Harley in the divorce.

Pedal to the metal doesn't even come close to what happened next.

what the fark are you english talking about? wobbly bits?

"Wobble, wobble."

Dubstep sucks

rudemix: Do all the slang terms they use in England have to sound like nursery rhyme words? Without known the proper king's English I'm not sure what this is, but it could be anything from a side dish to an erogenous zone. The scary part is, is that it probably is an erogenous zone. Nothing more erotic, and/or mature sounding than referring to sexual zones in terms that would fit right in a Mother Goose poem.

I recently watched this documentary (new window, PNSFW, PNSFL) from England about the growing popularity of elective vaginal reconstructive surgery among young women. They trotted out more euphemisms for womens' genitals than I'd ever heard.

Twinkle? Really?

Ya Rly.

The English are proud guardians of a language they beat to death constantly.

I prefer the immidiate availability of wobbly bits in a marriage to having to go out and find less wobbly bits at bars and such.

(Looks closer at the pictures, realizes it's the same white box they're sitting on in each shot, supposes there's a big skid mark on it by the end of the photo shoot, throws up in mouth a little.)

The article got me thinking about what I like about my wife, which got me thinking about sex with my wife, which made me realize there is too much of my workday left.

Thanks a lot subby.

Wobble.

Can she sling 'em on her shoulder like a Continental Soldier?

Wobbly Bits in Email thread?

/EIP

Prank Call of Cthulhu: (Looks closer at the pictures, realizes it's the same white box they're sitting on in each shot, supposes there's a big skid mark on it by the end of the photo shoot, throws up in mouth a little.)

Hey, you know, thanks for that.

Saying his favorite bit is her skin, which has lifelong eczema, is bull. It's the right answer for him to give (to her), but I thought we were being truthful here.

Oh yes, my favorite part is her skin, I just wish she wouldn't scratch it until it bleeds.

Yuck

I showed this article to my wife last night. She read through it with little comment, other than little "good for them" things. I expected her to ask those questions of me, but the had to get back to the cookies she was baking. I had no intention of even suggesting any possible flaws while she was baking cookies :)

/She did say she wasn't fond of my bum
//not a bum gal, she sez
///still :(

Falco09: Oh god. None of these people should ever be photographed without clothes on.

I don't know, Karen is kinda cute. And I know a handful of girls and a couple guys that would be all over Mark.

ClintBartonWannabe: The article got me thinking about what I like about my wife, which got me thinking about sex with my wife, which made me realize there is too much of my workday left.

Thanks a lot subby.

Oh thanks. Now I'm thinking about having sex with your wife!

/i keed

I forgot everyone on Fark dates super models.

I thought the article was interesting. I didn't find the women gross or anything, just not arousing.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: (Looks closer at the pictures, realizes it's the same white box they're sitting on in each shot, supposes there's a big skid mark on it by the end of the photo shoot, throws up in mouth a little.)

E. U.

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: Saying his favorite bit is her skin, which has lifelong eczema, is bull. It's the right answer for him to give (to her), but I thought we were being truthful here.

Oh yes, my favorite part is her skin, I just wish she wouldn't scratch it until it bleeds.

Yuck

Rule thirty-four.

mooseyfate: I quite enjoy my wife's wobbly bits.

Me too!

mooseyfate: I quite enjoy my wife's wobbly bits.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I mean, I don't doubt that it happened. Just, you know, pics. For science.

Can't look at the article, but I got a tiny look at it yesterday.

All I can say is I'm glad my bits aren't that wobbly.

factoryconnection: rudemix: Do all the slang terms they use in England have to sound like nursery rhyme words? Without known the proper king's English I'm not sure what this is, but it could be anything from a side dish to an erogenous zone. The scary part is, is that it probably is an erogenous zone. Nothing more erotic, and/or mature sounding than referring to sexual zones in terms that would fit right in a Mother Goose poem.

I recently watched this documentary (new window, PNSFW, PNSFL) from England about the growing popularity of elective vaginal reconstructive surgery among young women. They trotted out more euphemisms for womens' genitals than I'd ever heard.

Twinkle? Really?

Ya Rly.

The English are proud guardians of a language they beat to death constantly.

I've always been a fan of 'hatchet wound' myself.

I liked my ex-wive's wobbly bits quite a lot. I just didn't like my ex-wife.

/to her credit her figure, even at our age, was vastly better than any of those critters
//the ugly was her personality

InOmnibusCaritas: i.r.id10t: Wobbly Bits in Email thread?

/EIP

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rudemix: Do all the slang terms they use in England have to sound like nursery rhyme words? Without known the proper king's English I'm not sure what this is, but it could be anything from a side dish to an erogenous zone. The scary part is, is that it probably is an erogenous zone. Nothing more erotic, and/or mature sounding than referring to sexual zones in terms that would fit right in a Mother Goose poem.

Brits cannot complete an entire sentence without using some sort of slang. As a result, some slang words become very commonly used and must, therefore, have their own slang. This process repeats every time a slang term is common. There are now 99 forms of slang for every real word. Sort of like the "infinite monkeys eventually writing Shakespeare" idea inevitably some of these slang terms are going to be incredibly inappropriate, such as using nursery rhyme words to describe nasty British body parts.