She's just going to keep getting scans so she can have a bigger council house...farking chavs...

dolls look shopped

While I celebrate this mother and her children, she is really taking a chance at giving birth at such an old age. Risking not only her own physical health, but also risking the possible mental retardation of her children.

so does milk production go up with the amount of kids?

AverageAmericanGuy: While I celebrate this mother and her children, she is really taking a chance at giving birth at such an old age. Risking not only her own physical health, but also risking the possible mental retardation of her children.

So your mom's old, huh?
/jk

The Envoy: AverageAmericanGuy: While I celebrate this mother and her children, she is really taking a chance at giving birth at such an old age. Risking not only her own physical health, but also risking the possible mental retardation of her children.

So your mom's old, huh?
/jk

Yeah, so's yours. Seriously, though. Is there anyone here whose mom isn't old? I'd assume the average mom age around here is about 60.

There once was a lady named Pat,
who had triplets named Nat, Pat and Tat.
It was fun in the breading,
but hell in the feeding
when she found there was no tit for Tat.

What her doctor might look like.

AverageAmericanGuy: While I celebrate this mother and her children, she is really taking a chance at giving birth at such an old age. Risking not only her own physical health, but also risking the possible mental retardation of her children.

34?? are you sure?

I always told my husband that if we had twins I was never going back to work, and if we had triplets he was to put me down right there at the hospital. Besides, I'm not the chick from Total Recall, how am I supposed to feed them? ;)

AverageAmericanGuy: While I celebrate this mother and her children, she is really taking a chance at giving birth at such an old age. Risking not only her own physical health, but also risking the possible mental retardation of her children.

She's 34!!! That's not even "Advanced Maternal Age" by medical standards. Asshole.

That said, I promise you that if she'd already had 3 ultrasounds by 12 weeks, she probably had about 15 more in the remaining 20 something weeks left of her pregnancy. And that's only that low if nothign went wrong.

I had twins and had approximately 10 ultrasounds, though I didn't have my first until 20 weeks.

AverageAmericanGuy: While I celebrate this mother and her children, she is really taking a chance at giving birth at such an old age. Risking not only her own physical health, but also risking the possible mental retardation of her children.

What else are you going to do. Give birth when you're broke?

/that's the way it is for the 99% these days

suelman is pregnant again?

AverageAmericanGuy: While I celebrate this mother and her children, she is really taking a chance at giving birth at such an old age. Risking not only her own physical health, but also risking the possible mental retardation of her children.


What's the average life expectancy of your people?

And can you sing me their song?

Okay, Fb-, how did you manage this?

See you three in Playboy in 18 years or so.

/not a pedo, I said 18 years
/twins, triplets come on can't pass up a legal shot at that

"Look at me destroying the planet 3 screaming brats at a time!"

So stop clapping...

AverageAmericanGuy: While I celebrate this mother and her children, she is really taking a chance at giving birth at such an old age. Risking not only her own physical health, but also risking the possible mental retardation of her children.

34 isn't that old, the risks for major birth defects are under 1:250 in that age range, a level of risk most people wanting to start a family are willing to take. Considering how long it takes these days to be financially secure, not to mention emotionally settled and finding the right partner to have a child with, and add a few years of trying to concieve, and 34 is pretty normal.

/38 and pregnant now.
//baby's healthy, odds are only 1:2,000 of Downs per my Dr., and only one in there.
///would've done it sooner but during my "prime" childbearing years I kept miscarrying. Now I'm "old" and it's the most normal pregnancy ever. Go figure.
////CSB

Hope hubby knows how to paint a hall.

Left side, right side, ceiling* then the floor.

*If you paint the ceiling before the floor she could get a urinary tract infection.

Our first ultrasound only showed one baby. Its natural to stop looking at that point. Imagine you have the sonic wand thingy, and you're digging for the heartbeat. Then you find it, and you think "Oh, there it is." Its just not common enough for people to continue searching for that second heartbeat(or third).

/wave @ QT_3.14159

numbone: Hope hubby knows how to paint a hall.

Left side, right side, ceiling* then the floor.

*If you paint the ceiling before the floor she could get a urinary tract infection.

TFA said the babies were deliered by C-Section, not surprising for triplets.

Now reading 5 bogeys!!!

Did they have the machine that goes BING?

Duggar cousin?

adambuck: so does milk production go up with the amount of kids?

According to the breastfeeding class my wife took, the supply will always strive to meet the last demand. If the breasts are completely drained each feeding, more milk will be provided at the next feeding than the last feeding. However there are factors such as the mother's metabolism, mother's water intake, and time of day that effect the supply. And you have to allow a certain amount of time between feedings to let the breasts refill. That's the hard part with multiple births.

jaylectricity: The babies are banging you from INSIDE YOUR WOMB!

I'll expect a new keyboard by tomorrow, you bastard. And a replacement Diet Pepsi.

Apparently, she has a womb like a TARDIS.

I'd sure as hell hope they found the new baby on each scan.

sdd2000: There once was a lady named Pat,
who had triplets named Nat, Pat and Tat.
It was fun in the breading,
but hell in the feeding
when she found there was no tit for Tat.

mmmm, breaded baby. Finger-lickin good

silentrob66: /wave @ QT_3.14159

Hey, Sweetie!!

/you just made my day... ;)

Vash's Apprentice: Apparently, she has a womb like a TARDIS.

We'd better hope not. Not only is the baby scanner wonky, the kids could get a Time Head.

Woman in question:

QT_3.14159: While I celebrate this mother and her children, she is really taking a chance at giving birth at such an old age

34 is old age?! Shut up you whippersnapper and get off my lawn.

Might have a theory....

AverageAmericanGuy: While I celebrate this mother and her children, she is really taking a chance at giving birth at such an old age. Risking not only her own physical health, but also risking the possible mental retardation of her children.

34 is not "old age"

AverageAmericanGuy: While I celebrate this mother and her children, she is really taking a chance at giving birth at such an old age. Risking not only her own physical health, but also risking the possible mental retardation of her children.

Applause. AFAIK this is your first successful troll.
Well done.
9.5

/ fap?