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(Wall Street Journal) Silly Dita von Teese shares her beauty tips: Be beautiful. Get naked. Don't marry Marilyn Manson   (blogs.wsj.com) divider line 64
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2011-11-18 11:25:52 AM
If he wasn't such a poser douchebag, I'd believe that Marilyn Manson really is in league with Satan cause he also hit that.

i23.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-18 12:38:04 PM
Done, done and done.
 
2011-11-18 12:47:07 PM
Mugato: If he wasn't such a poser douchebag, I'd believe that Marilyn Manson really is in league with Satan cause he also hit that.

[i23.photobucket.com image 250x331]



Don't forget

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-11-18 12:49:53 PM
I gotta go work for a few...I'll be back and I expect plenty of pics of hot goth chicks!

K thanks
 
2011-11-18 12:50:11 PM
Be attractive
don't be unattractive
 
2011-11-18 12:50:49 PM
I would like to have a cup of coffee and discuss our favorite impressionist painters with her sometime. Then have sex after.
 
2011-11-18 12:54:00 PM
inb4GD
 
2011-11-18 01:03:03 PM
dear models -

please stop with this retro 1940s look. it's not appealing.
 
2011-11-18 01:05:57 PM
Marilyn Manson is proof of how stupid women can be. he is physically unattractive, by all known accounts an insufferable asshole, a known drug user and addict, and STILL farks some of the most gorgeous women on the planet.

wow. i mean... just... wow.
 
2011-11-18 01:07:20 PM
frepnog: he is physically unattractive, by all known accounts an insufferable asshole, a known drug user and addict, and STILL farks some of the most gorgeous women on the planet.

"But I just know I can change him!"
 
2011-11-18 01:07:20 PM
havocmike: dear models -

please stop with this retro 1940s look. it's not appealing.


speak for yourself. it is actually VERY hot.
 
2011-11-18 01:08:08 PM
frepnog: Marilyn Manson is proof of how stupid women can be. he is physically unattractive, by all known accounts an insufferable asshole, a known drug user and addict, and STILL farks some of the most gorgeous women on the planet.

wow. i mean... just... wow.


Might have $omething to do with other a$pects.
 
2011-11-18 01:08:29 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: frepnog: he is physically unattractive, by all known accounts an insufferable asshole, a known drug user and addict, and STILL farks some of the most gorgeous women on the planet.

"But I just know I can change him!"


yeah, ill bet that is what that tatted up ugly whore that just broke up with Jesse James thought, too.

/19 women and counting
 
2011-11-18 01:11:58 PM
frepnog: Prank Call of Cthulhu: frepnog: he is physically unattractive, by all known accounts an insufferable asshole, a known drug user and addict, and STILL farks some of the most gorgeous women on the planet.

"But I just know I can change him!"

yeah, ill bet that is what that tatted up ugly whore that just broke up with Jesse James thought, too.

/19 women and counting


No, having seen a couple episodes of that show my guess is she thought, "He's my soulmate!" I base this on the fact that every person she met was described as "her soulmate."

"Hey, lady, I'm here to unclog yer drain. Where's the shiatter at?"

"Oh, wow, the plumber's like totally my soulmate. He's so awesome. Running a tattoo shop is hard. It's sooooo hard. Oh, the UPS man is here, he's my soulmate..."
 
2011-11-18 01:12:25 PM
Eats Kittens: frepnog: Marilyn Manson is proof of how stupid women can be. he is physically unattractive, by all known accounts an insufferable asshole, a known drug user and addict, and STILL farks some of the most gorgeous women on the planet.

wow. i mean... just... wow.

Might have $omething to do with other a$pects.


i doubt it. he isn't banging gorgeous BROKE women. His conquests have all had PLENTY of money, and let's face it - he ain't Donald Trump, and his 90's popularity has all but waned.

nope. women are just stupid. MM shows that yep, even women that should know better like farking the "bad boy", and who is worse than MM?
 
2011-11-18 01:13:59 PM
Sybarite: Mugato: If he wasn't such a poser douchebag, I'd believe that Marilyn Manson really is in league with Satan cause he also hit that.

[i23.photobucket.com image 250x331]


Don't forget

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x669]


MOAR of this please.
 
2011-11-18 01:14:09 PM
frepnog: Eats Kittens: frepnog: Marilyn Manson is proof of how stupid women can be. he is physically unattractive, by all known accounts an insufferable asshole, a known drug user and addict, and STILL farks some of the most gorgeous women on the planet.

wow. i mean... just... wow.

Might have $omething to do with other a$pects.

i doubt it. he isn't banging gorgeous BROKE women. His conquests have all had PLENTY of money, and let's face it - he ain't Donald Trump, and his 90's popularity has all but waned.

nope. women are just stupid. MM shows that yep, even women that should know better like farking the "bad boy", and who is worse than MM?


oh wait - i know - a black guy.

/just kiddin
 
2011-11-18 01:21:57 PM
havocmike: dear models -

please stop with this retro 1940s look. it's not appealing.


You speak for yourself.

i love classy looking broads and dames.
 
2011-11-18 01:22:18 PM
havocmike: dear models -

please stop with this retro 1940s look. it's not appealing.


Yeah, you're in the minority on this one. You're also gay. NTTATWT.
 
2011-11-18 01:25:20 PM
frepnog: havocmike: dear models -

please stop with this retro 1940s look. it's not appealing.

speak for yourself. it is actually VERY hot.


Agreed, you can look sexy without looking slutty. The 40s look is a nice definition of "sexy."

/The early 60s looks are second in my book.
 
2011-11-18 01:33:16 PM
Rwa2play: frepnog: havocmike: dear models -

please stop with this retro 1940s look. it's not appealing.

speak for yourself. it is actually VERY hot.

Agreed, you can look sexy without looking slutty. The 40s look is a nice definition of "sexy."

/The early 60s looks are second in my book.


i just like the idea of varga paintings brought to life


t1.gstatic.com

tell me that isn't sexy as hell.
 
2011-11-18 01:34:25 PM
havocmike: dear models -

please stop with this retro 1940s look. it's not appealing.


www.fugly.com
 
2011-11-18 01:34:26 PM
lolololololololol
 
2011-11-18 01:34:38 PM
frepnog: who is worse than MM?

MM > Tebow.

You asked.
 
2011-11-18 01:34:53 PM
frepnog: Eats Kittens: frepnog: Marilyn Manson is proof of how stupid women can be. he is physically unattractive, by all known accounts an insufferable asshole, a known drug user and addict, and STILL farks some of the most gorgeous women on the planet.

wow. i mean... just... wow.

Might have $omething to do with other a$pects.

i doubt it. he isn't banging gorgeous BROKE women. His conquests have all had PLENTY of money, and let's face it - he ain't Donald Trump, and his 90's popularity has all but waned.

nope. women are just stupid. MM shows that yep, even women that should know better like farking the "bad boy", and who is worse than MM?


Word around town is that he's got an armadillo in his trousers. You know, like Fez from That 70's Show.
 
2011-11-18 01:36:02 PM
apeiron242: havocmike: dear models -

please stop with this retro 1940s look. it's not appealing.

You speak for yourself.

i love classy looking broads and dames.


Women in the 1940's didn't have breast implants like Dita dpes (or have a rib or 2 removed which it looks like Dita did)

Bettie Page's body was 100% natural perfection.
 
2011-11-18 01:37:54 PM
PhotoCindy: frepnog: Eats Kittens: frepnog: Marilyn Manson is proof of how stupid women can be. he is physically unattractive, by all known accounts an insufferable asshole, a known drug user and addict, and STILL farks some of the most gorgeous women on the planet.

wow. i mean... just... wow.

Might have $omething to do with other a$pects.

i doubt it. he isn't banging gorgeous BROKE women. His conquests have all had PLENTY of money, and let's face it - he ain't Donald Trump, and his 90's popularity has all but waned.

nope. women are just stupid. MM shows that yep, even women that should know better like farking the "bad boy", and who is worse than MM?

Word around town is that he's got an armadillo in his trousers. You know, like Fez from That 70's Show.


if armadillo is code for "small to average sized, unimpressive penis". at least that is what I have heard.
 
2011-11-18 01:39:03 PM
peterthx: like Dita dpes.

DOES (dammit)
 
2011-11-18 01:40:00 PM
peterthx: apeiron242: havocmike: dear models -

please stop with this retro 1940s look. it's not appealing.

You speak for yourself.

i love classy looking broads and dames.

Women in the 1940's didn't have breast implants like Dita dpes (or have a rib or 2 removed which it looks like Dita did)

Bettie Page's body was 100% natural perfection.


i gotta agree with this dude.

/anyone else know who sophie dee is? what she did to herself is a goddamned crime against nature.
 
2011-11-18 01:47:50 PM
frepnog: /anyone else know who sophie dee is? what she did to herself is a goddamned crime against nature.

I agree, before the implants and dye job she was pretty close to perfect, imo.
But, I gotta admit, she probably has the best fake tits I've ever seen, so I don't hate her for it ;)

/THOSE EYES!!!!!
 
2011-11-18 01:51:09 PM
Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: frepnog: /anyone else know who sophie dee is? what she did to herself is a goddamned crime against nature.

I agree, before the implants and dye job she was pretty close to perfect, imo.
But, I gotta admit, she probably has the best fake tits I've ever seen, so I don't hate her for it ;)

/THOSE EYES!!!!!


yeah, those areola scars really do it for you, don't they.

/they look like shiat. she WAS pretty much female physical perfection. and then she had those gallon milk jugs installed and ruined the effect.
 
2011-11-18 02:14:45 PM
Eats Kittens: frepnog: Marilyn Manson is proof of how stupid women can be. he is physically unattractive, by all known accounts an insufferable asshole, a known drug user and addict, and STILL farks some of the most gorgeous women on the planet.

wow. i mean... just... wow.

Might have $omething to do with other a$pects.


That's the odd thing...take all those negatives about Manson and turn him into a chic, let's say Courtney Love...i don't care how loaded she is, i'm not jumping on board.
 
2011-11-18 02:18:51 PM
havocmike: dear models -

please stop with this retro 1940s look. it's not appealing.


Gay called: it's for you.
 
2011-11-18 02:20:37 PM
mjohnson71: havocmike: dear models -

please stop with this retro 1940s look. it's not appealing.

Gay called Marcus Bachmann: it's for you.


FTFY
 
2011-11-18 02:24:56 PM
Sarcastica75: lolololololololol

What? You're not down with Rose? I'd think she was up your alley.
 
2011-11-18 02:28:29 PM
peterthx: apeiron242: havocmike: dear models -

please stop with this retro 1940s look. it's not appealing.

You speak for yourself.

i love classy looking broads and dames.

Women in the 1940's didn't have breast implants like Dita dpes (or have a rib or 2 removed which it looks like Dita did)

Bettie Page's body was 100% natural perfection.

havocmike: dear models -

please stop with this retro 1940s look. it's not appealing.


The only thing I do not like is the red lipstick. I hate red lipstick. Everything else about the 1940s look gets me going, but the red lipstick has to go.
 
2011-11-18 02:31:18 PM
The only problem I have with Dita is her head is coming close to Rumer Willis levels.

/brown bag it
 
2011-11-18 02:42:09 PM
omahatattoo: The only problem I have with Dita is her head is coming close to Rumer Willis levels.

/brown bag it


gotta kinda agree with you here. kinda weird.
 
2011-11-18 02:44:24 PM
Too much talk, not enough titties. Get with it, people! Here, I'll help...

www.perfectpeople.net

www.perfectpeople.net

1.bp.blogspot.com

cdn.imnotobsessed.com
 
2011-11-18 02:45:34 PM
I find her to be remarkably plain-looking once you strip off the clown geisha makeup.
 
2011-11-18 02:52:27 PM
www.skinnyvscurvy.com

I don't know, I think she's kinda cute without all the makeup.
 
2011-11-18 03:09:44 PM
Am I alone in thinking she looks like the fat one from Wilson Phillips?
 
2011-11-18 03:31:46 PM
InOmnibusCaritas: [www.skinnyvscurvy.com image 500x460]

I don't know, I think she's kinda cute without all the makeup.


I think she looks better. Now, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers, but at certain angles she has a shovel face.

Find me a Veronica Lake lookalike, kplzthxbye.
s3.amazonaws.com
HHHNNNGG!!!!!
 
2011-11-18 03:39:07 PM
zato_ichi: InOmnibusCaritas: [www.skinnyvscurvy.com image 500x460]

I don't know, I think she's kinda cute without all the makeup.

I think she looks better. Now, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers, but at certain angles she has a shovel face.

Find me a Veronica Lake lookalike, kplzthxbye.
[s3.amazonaws.com image 293x374]
HHHNNNGG!!!!!


you owe me a keyboard, you magnificent bastard.
 
2011-11-18 03:43:25 PM
Dita von Teese? Is life on big Mel Brooks movie?
 
2011-11-18 03:47:23 PM
Sybarite: Mugato: If he wasn't such a poser douchebag, I'd believe that Marilyn Manson really is in league with Satan cause he also hit that.

[i23.photobucket.com image 250x331]


Don't forget

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x669]



I refuse to accept that. I believe that ,like Rock Hudson's, Tom Cruise's and Michael Jackson's relationships with women, it was all nothing but public relations and those women remain untainted by Manson.

/It is what I want to believe anyway.
 
2011-11-18 03:51:12 PM
hasty ambush: Sybarite: Mugato: If he wasn't such a poser douchebag, I'd believe that Marilyn Manson really is in league with Satan cause he also hit that.

[i23.photobucket.com image 250x331]


Don't forget

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x669]


I refuse to accept that. I believe that ,like Rock Hudson's, Tom Cruise's and Michael Jackson's relationships with women, it was all nothing but public relations and those women remain untainted by Manson.

/It is what I want to believe anyway.


trust me on this - manson did things to those women that would make sasha grey blush.
 
2011-11-18 03:51:51 PM
Bring on rose McGowan she is a hottie and I love it when she does the 40's look with her sexy red lips and great body
 
2011-11-18 04:08:10 PM
blogwiz: Bring on rose McGowan she is a hottie and I love it when she does the 40's look with her sexy red lips and great body

You want to know what I love? PUNCTUATION.
 
2011-11-18 04:09:06 PM
blogwiz: Bring on rose McGowan she is a hottie and I love it when she does the 40's look with her sexy red lips and great body

You might want to check some recent "post plastic surgery" pictures before you make that statement. Granted she was in a car accident and needed some work done, but she chose her surgeon poorly
 
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