Included in the list are words such as "intercourse," "condom" and "breast," as well as seemingly ordinary words like "period," "hostage" and "flatulence."

According to the letter, the PTA says blocking the texts is meant to control spamming, which it defines as "the transmission of harmful, fraudulent, misleading, illegal or unsolicited messages in bulk to any person without express permission of the recipient."

Yeah, because of all those spammers that advertise hostage-taking and flatulence.

My question is, if I can't say "flatulence" on the phone anymore, can I still be flatulent on the phone? 'cause that would really ruin a few conversations with my friends.

I...wow. I can't think of one time where I've been tempted to use the term "monkey crotch" in everyday conversation.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

TrixieDelite: I...wow. I can't think of one time where I've been tempted to use the term "monkey crotch" in everyday conversation.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Mom?

Protect your neck.

/Wu

Wuutang clan ain't nothing to fark with.

Others include:

B*M
B*TTY
P*X
KN*CKERS
W**-W**
SEMPRINI

Jesus Christ I need condoms. I can't have sex with the monkey crotch because of all the flatulence, and my g/f is on her period.

What the monkey crotch?
This banning smells like pure flatulence.

Wutang isn't even relevant at all these days. Period.

jesus tittyfarking christ

The banned list includes every conceivable incorrectly spelled version of "masturbation". "Masturbation", spelt correctly, is not banned.

beefoe: Others include:

Semprini?

MEEP

dick
rod
johnson

Strangely, monkey christ and jesus crotch are still permitted.

You got a problem wif us, Pakistan?

Reserved code words for Taliban communications?

TrixieDelite: I...wow. I can't think of one time where I've been tempted to use the term "monkey crotch" in everyday conversation.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Not exactly but pretty close. I told a girl I work with that she smells like a baboon's yambag earlier this week.

Snugglebunnies!

word list in english:

Words (new window)

Religious moralizers ought to be confined to holding crazy signs on street corners. Under no circumstances should they ever have actual power over other people.

Fargin religious neanderthal nutballs will be the end of humanity if we let them.

From orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

I was amused by the inclusion of "kmart"

Ape twat, menstrual farts is permitted though, right??

Shame on a n*gga.

In other words, in Pakistan it's impossible to carry any relevant conversation through a mobile phone.

Katolu: Wuutang clan ain't nothing to fark with.

Wuutang clan ain't nothing to fark with.

Prank Monkey: TrixieDelite: I...wow. I can't think of one time where I've been tempted to use the term "monkey crotch" in everyday conversation.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Not exactly but pretty close. I told a girl I work with that she smells like a baboon's yambag earlier this week.

"Baboon's yambag." That got a pretty good laugh from me. Thanks for a great start to my weekend, dude.

Still better than FARK mods' list.

They are saying this is done for Islam, but really it's all about cash. Always is.

Cash rules everything aroud them. "Get the money", they say. The almighty dollar dollar bill, y'all.

AbbeySomeone: dick
rod
johnson

Purple, monkey, dishwasher... pass it on.

What about 'war farting'?

"Monkey crotch" was Bin Laden's code name.

They banned it out of respect.

I was listening to Wuutang Clan one day when my wife suddenly started her period. We'd been eating beans all day so my flatulence was in high gear. Between that and the smell of menstrual juices the whole house smelled like monkey crotch.

But it's totally cool to text my bff Jillad.

Icespy: word list in english:

Wow - these must've been thought up by a twelve-year-old. "Barf face"? "Homo bangers"? "Sex whore"?

Then again, my own personal favourite at that age, "Buttmunch," is apparently still allowed.

Icespy: word list in english:

Words (new window)

Lol that list is great

Tongue Thruster and Tunnel of Love are banned. Now i have no idea what to say to get her in the mood.

Yeah but do they block /\/\0|\||<3'/ (r07(|-|?

Combustion: What about 'war farting'?

Those words are considered pornographic and offensive, so it's illegal to communicate them privately, yet the newspaper is free to print them publicly?

WTF?

VYV: Katolu: Wuutang clan ain't nothing to fark with.

Wuutang clan ain't nothing to fark with.

Straight from the mother farkin' slums that's busted.

Icespy: word list in english:

Words (new window)

#64. Axing the weasel (WTF does that even mean?)
#112 Black out
#127 Budweiser (Okay I can't argue with that one)
#248 Cumquat (?! What do they have against fruit?)
#467 Glazed Donut
#697 Niger (Huh? What do they have against the country?)
#816 Red light (Guess I don't have to stop?)
#901 Showtime
#1032 Titbitnipply (Who the fark says that?)

Amos Quito: "Monkey crotch" was Bin Laden's code name.

They banned it out of respect.

-snerk-

Well played.

I'll remember that the next time I have to report on the increase of period flatulence emanating from the wuutang located on a monkey crotch.

What about "Boobies!!"?

/dammit?