Rick Perry holds no fear for her then.

She sure is. Does Perry know where to find one?

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He probably cried himself to sleep after Pelosi's sick burn.

Rick Perry is a genius and Pelosi is a gmilf.

I whole heartedly approve of random governors debating random ranking members of congress about topics of their choosing. This should be a regular feature on CSPAN, moderated by Bozo the Clown

Rick Perry - Picking fights with "girls" who oddly aren't running for President like the Texas pussy he is™

She's afraid of a smart, strong, and umm, I can't think of the third thing.

Perry claims to be a C student, but 66% is a D

DarnoKonrad: Rick Perry is a genius and Pelosi is a gmilf.

Like Colt45, I am going to need that in brown bag please.

Sort of like being afraid of the boogeyman or santa clause then isn't it. At least if membership in whats left of the once respectable GOP is a requirement for being considered conservative.

Shouldn't he debate Boner if he wants to take on congressional leadership?

The right's obsession with Pelosi is epic. Meanwhile, Boehner continues be a complete and utter failure.

Why does Perry want to debate Pelosi, anyway? He's running for president; she isn't.

He should just cut to the chase and challenge Obama to a debate right now. I'm sure Obama will also refuse to debate him now, when he gets done laughing of course, but that challenge at least makes sense.

HotWingConspiracy: Shouldn't he debate Boner if he wants to take on congressional leadership?

Like most Texans, he's still living in the past. Yee ha!

How can Nancy Pelosi be afraid of something that doesn't exist? At least I've never seen one!

Lame attempt by Perry to bolster a dying campaign. Perry's got solutions like Cain has foreign policy credentials.

Pelosi can suck it too. Seriously, every congressperson brought up in that 60 Minutes story on legal yet unethical insider trading needs to be packing bags and heading home.

Oh, I see. He's being a maverick by debating someone different. And she's saying no not because it's unprecedentedly stupid, but because she's "afraid" of him.

orclover: If she ignores him, he's done. Well done-er, he was already cooked. If she lets her ego talk her into having media fights with him then he gets back into the spotlight. Lets see if she puts party before ego.

She already shot him down yesterday I thought. In fact, this story seems a little dated. Is there a new angle where she goes beyond telling him to fark off, she's busy on Monday?

//obviously not willing to RTFA

"strong, smart, conservative man"

Pick any two.

For three reasons; they get paid 20% more for the same job, penis and I forget the third. Oops.

I can't figure Perry out. Maybe he's just your typical garden variety Texas asshole.

Oh dear god. (even thought there is no reason for her to debate him) does he have any idea how badly she would trounce him in a debate? Whether or not you agree with her policies, she is no idiot.

Jake Havechek: Texas asshole.

Redundant

Subby: strong, smart, conservative man

You can have two of those three things. But outside of Clint Eastwood, you'll never find all three.

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Next Rick Perry will challenge George Soros to a thumb wrestling match.

Wait...When did Perry decide what he needed to win was MORE debates?

Just get on Fox News and debate her stand in.

Obama must be laughing his ass of. This is what the Republicans have put up against him? Romney, who cannot even convince more than 25% of his own party to support him, and who has flip-flopped on every single issue ever presented to him. Or Perry, who sinks himself every time he opens his mouth.

Sock Ruh Tease: He probably cried himself to sleep after Pelosi's sick burn.

For anyone who missed it:

"He did ask if I could debate here in Washington on Monday... Monday, I'll be in Portland in the morning. I'm going to be visiting some of our labs in California in the afternoon. That's two. I can't remember the third." - Pelosi on why she can't debate Perry

Yes, Parry. Go after Pelosi. That is a winning strategy. Also, that briar patch looks uncomfortable.

He's also gonna run against MTV, Al Franken, fluorescent light bulbs, Sarah Palin (I would watch that debate SO stoned, you have no idea), John Kerry and Sasquatch.

His attack ads will be produced by Mark Bloch, Christine O'Donnell, and a half-crazed baboon, and feature a talking chocolate cake dressed in colonial garb.

Parry's October surprise is scheduled for September 31st, 2013, and involves a flat volcanic rock that has no earthly business being there.

Instead of talking points, all of Parry's debate answers will be constructed using a slot machine, Google Translate (set to random language), the back of cereal boxes, and text from your company's marketing Department, and will be sung to the tune of "Your an Grand Ol' Opry".

dehehn: Wait...When did Perry decide what he needed to win was MORE debates?

When his "Contradiction Mitigation Specialist" took a day off to get his girlfriend an abortion.

If he wants to challenge the status quo, then why is he challenging the former speaker and not the current one?

/john boehner would take his lunch and push him down the stairs too

After being rebuffed at this, what's next? Maybe he'll challenge Al Franken to a stand-up comedy battle, or try his luck against Dan Inouye in a game of "who's more badass?"

Peter von Nostrand: coeyagi: Jake Havechek: I can't figure Perry out. Maybe he's just your typical garden variety Texas asshole.

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Jerry is from Arkansas, Bush is from Connecticut and the third is a movie. We've got plenty of jerk stores to pick from, don't foist on us a-holes that belong to others

Well, by your logic, I am from my father's knucklechildren. But there is an interesting underlying argument here-

Are these guys assholes so they came to Texas or did Texas make them assholes? Discuss.

Every time he opens his mouth, he makes a bigger ass of himself.

Dr Dreidel: ...Christine O'Donnell, and a half-crazed baboon

You repeated yourself.

Of course she is. If Zombie Barry Goldwater wanted to debate you, wouldn't you be afraid?

coeyagi: Peter von Nostrand: coeyagi: Jake Havechek: I can't figure Perry out. Maybe he's just your typical garden variety Texas asshole.

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Jerry is from Arkansas, Bush is from Connecticut and the third is a movie. We've got plenty of jerk stores to pick from, don't foist on us a-holes that belong to others

Well, by your logic, I am from my father's knucklechildren. But there is an interesting underlying argument here-

Are these guys assholes so they came to Texas or did Texas make them assholes? Discuss.

I think that there is something about Texas that makes people do asshole things.

Jake Havechek: Every time he opens his mouth, he makes a bigger ass of himself.

Sad thing is that he seems proud of that.

Rick Perry is a douche, a tool and...uh I can't think of the third insult I was going to use...

Can anyone explain why Pelosi SHOULD debate this idiot? Anyone?