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(Some Guy)   Canadian univeristy's marching band suspended for pamphlets with titles like "Mouth raping your little sister since 1905"   (queensjournal.ca) divider line 65
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 09:12:24 AM
After seeing the picture I have an urge to learn to play drums.
 
2011-11-18 10:13:03 AM

ZAZ: After seeing the picture I have an urge to learn to play drums.


It's good to be a Queen
 
2011-11-18 10:32:20 AM
www.thebigster.com
 
2011-11-18 11:50:27 AM
They seem like a fun group.

kingoomieiii: [www.thebigster.com image 437x600]


I see yours and raise you:

i575.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-18 11:52:01 AM
When I was in band we couldn't even get along with the cheerleaders, much less get them into compromising positions such as this.

queensjournal.ca

/heh [we blow first jpg]
 
2011-11-18 11:54:21 AM
Tag: Alpha Magnetic Spectrometer? Really?
 
2011-11-18 12:00:48 PM
I think I'm most offended that they didn't give The Arrogant Worms credit for The Last Saskatchewan Pirate.
 
2011-11-18 12:52:27 PM
What is this, North American Band Suspension Week (new window)?
 
2011-11-18 12:53:55 PM
It's pretty nice of the newspaper to provide a copy of the song book even when the school ordered all copies deleted or destroyed.
 
2011-11-18 12:55:33 PM

jaylectricity: When I was in band we couldn't even get along with the cheerleaders, much less get them into compromising positions such as this.


scrolling by that pic it looks like the dudes are sitting down bareassed.
 
2011-11-18 12:56:31 PM
marching band problems
 
2011-11-18 12:59:24 PM
what the f*ck am I reading comes to mind and then did a GIS for something funny and found this:

chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-18 01:02:05 PM
Jesus guys, you can't make it obvious what you do at band camp!

/That's a pretty hot picture.
//Would've joined band if it entailed that kind of drumming
 
2011-11-18 01:02:45 PM
Rare and elusive dorktastic snarky marching band trifecta in play?

Yeah, I know - Columbia was yesterday. Don't harsh my dork buzz.
 
2011-11-18 01:03:11 PM
Band geeks trying to be jocks. Whaaa?

Just be yourself. For the love of Pete, you carry around Sousaphones and recorders...don't try and be bad-asses. It's not your thing.
 
2011-11-18 01:04:23 PM
Great drum line. The Cadets of Bergen County can't hold a candle to that.
 
2011-11-18 01:04:40 PM
My brain hurts from reading the article. Maybe the reporter should invest in more words if they want to be understood.
 
2011-11-18 01:05:09 PM
The first rule about underground student newspaper is do not talk about underground student newspaper.

Our high school's version was called the Horse's Behind. It poked some ribald fun at the admins and students alike, and of course because it was actually pretty good the staff wanted no part of it. The guy responsible for it caught a little bit of hell and a lot of laughs, and everyone got over it in about five minutes because we weren't a bunch of whiny complainypantses. Now he makes Firefox for geologists or something.
 
2011-11-18 01:05:47 PM
Rims shots all round camp
 
2011-11-18 01:06:30 PM
Canada loves censorship
 
2011-11-18 01:06:55 PM
Queen's Bands was suspended yesterday after controversial material was brought to university administrators.

i47.photobucket.com

R.I.P. Queen Band
 
2011-11-18 01:07:44 PM
Pro-tip: Putting a reminder in your newsletter telling people to not "misplace" it does not guarantee its safety.
 
2011-11-18 01:08:44 PM
and I thought our marching bands were cool

www.offbeat.com

images.jambase.com

oh wait. they still are pretty damn cool.
 
2011-11-18 01:10:13 PM
I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2011-11-18 01:13:25 PM
God help them if they ever get the Rugby team's Hymnal.
 
2011-11-18 01:15:31 PM
Sweet, merciful crap! That's my alma mater...and I work there too.

Silly me, when I read the head line, I thought, he he, wouldn't it be funny if it were Queen's? Insert facepalm here.
 
2011-11-18 01:16:13 PM

pute kisses like a man: and I thought our marching bands were cool

[www.offbeat.com image 640x205]

[images.jambase.com image 540x360]

oh wait. they still are pretty damn cool.


I'm sorry but that second picture just screams trying too hard.

Give me an any traditional college marching band. Say what you will about the show but they get 100k people pumped up and moving. Also it can't be pleasant playing a tuba when its 25 out and snowing.
 
2011-11-18 01:21:06 PM
At some point, being juvenile isn't edgy; it's just stupid.
 
2011-11-18 01:24:45 PM

mavrickatubc: Just be yourself. For the love of Pete, you carry around Sousaphones and recorders...don't try and be bad-asses. It's not your thing.


Would like a word:

www.louisiana.edu
 
2011-11-18 01:28:33 PM
Looking at some of the comments in the article, I have to wonder if there is some sterile, sanitized universe from which these complainers spring forth. Rags like this or the onion are known for stories dealing with things like a bear raping a man and making puns about him having to "grin and bare it" and so on are humorous and shouldn't have to conform to a demand for bland inoffensiveness. My college college's rag had a clever Michael Jackson and Children sonnet and no one treated it as though it was condoning/encouraging pedophiles.
 
2011-11-18 01:30:21 PM
img196.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-18 01:30:24 PM

ha-ha-guy: pute kisses like a man: and I thought our marching bands were cool

[www.offbeat.com image 640x205]

[images.jambase.com image 540x360]

oh wait. they still are pretty damn cool.

I'm sorry but that second picture just screams trying too hard.


First of all, it's new orleans. We try way too hard to have a good time. If there is a street, we will march down it. If there is a group of at least 2 people, someone will be trying real hard to make some noise on an instrument. and, furthermore, I see them every mardi gras. mardi gras is even more about trying too hard.

So, making fun of someone for trying too hard on mardi gras is like going to a halloween party without a costume (and being a vegan that doesn't drink -- but asks the host for a ride home 2 hours before the party's over).

This is not a college band, it is a band that marches on streets and invades unsuspecting bars. They probably do other stuff and have a manifesto, but I'm not a member, so I don't know their secrets.
 
2011-11-18 01:32:39 PM
Ummm yeah judging from that pic on the article this looks like a band that I would like to be a part of. Especially their percussion section :)
 
2011-11-18 01:34:12 PM
Subby obviously didn't graduate from there or any other college... Univeristy?

Canadian univeristy's marching band suspended for pamphlets with titles like "Mouth raping your little sister since 1905"
 
2011-11-18 01:34:36 PM

pute kisses like a man: and I thought our marching bands were cool

[www.offbeat.com image 640x205]

[images.jambase.com image 540x360]

oh wait. they still are pretty damn cool.


(snicker.) Um... yeah.... realllly cool.
 
2011-11-18 01:34:48 PM

skullkrusher: Canada loves censorship


Glad to hear Americans can finally view the coffins of your dead soldiers coming home.
If you think for a second your not being censored by a myriad of organizations your living in la la land.Can you southeners hear the Dixie chicks on your radio yet?
 
2011-11-18 01:39:24 PM

InOmnibusCaritas: mavrickatubc: Just be yourself. For the love of Pete, you carry around Sousaphones and recorders...don't try and be bad-asses. It's not your thing.

Would like a word:

[www.louisiana.edu image 640x425]


I'm not doubting their skill, work-ethic or impressive-ness-ocity... But the phrae I would use to describe that photo would not be "bad ass".
 
2011-11-18 01:44:26 PM

Mr.Man: skullkrusher: Canada loves censorship

Glad to hear Americans can finally view the coffins of your dead soldiers coming home.
If you think for a second your not being censored by a myriad of organizations your living in la la land.Can you southeners hear the Dixie chicks on your radio yet?


That we have some level of censorship doesn't equate to loving censorship, now does it?
 
2011-11-18 01:45:25 PM

Judy Jetson: Sweet, merciful crap! That's my alma mater...and I work there too.

Silly me, when I read the head line, I thought, he he, wouldn't it be funny if it were Queen's? Insert facepalm here.


When I read the headline I was thinking "oh boy, the Queen's band finally stepped in it hard this time..."

/Queen's alumni
 
2011-11-18 01:47:20 PM

Mr.Man: Can you southeners hear the Dixie chicks on your radio yet?


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2011-11-18 02:04:23 PM

pute kisses like a man: and I thought our marching bands were cool

[www.offbeat.com image 640x205]

[images.jambase.com image 540x360]

oh wait. they still are pretty damn cool.


Please send me a link to that band, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. etc.... band looks awesome.
 
2011-11-18 02:08:34 PM
Wait, are they tapping [playing] the girls' asses like they were drums?

Cause that's just too awesome for words.

/I'm jealous.
 
2011-11-18 02:21:05 PM

Mr.Man: skullkrusher: Canada loves censorship

Glad to hear Americans can finally view the coffins of your dead soldiers coming home.
If you think for a second your not being censored by a myriad of organizations your living in la la land.Can you southeners hear the Dixie chicks on your radio yet?


quite a bit different than a school censoring private citizen's speech, don't you think?
 
2011-11-18 02:23:34 PM
"Yeah, Mom, Dad ... I do this one routine where I'm upside-down between a boy's legs and he plays my behind like a drum - in front of a whole stadium full of people! Aren't you proud? Also, they asked that you bring little sis up on your next visit so they can "mouth grape" her - I think it means they're giving out free juice."
 
2011-11-18 02:25:26 PM

Porous Horace: "Yeah, Mom, Dad ... I do this one routine where I'm upside-down between a boy's legs and he plays my behind like a drum - in front of a whole stadium full of people! Aren't you proud? Also, they asked that you bring little sis up on your next visit so they can "mouth grape" her - I think it means they're giving out free juice."


the guy on the close end looks like he's fixin' to stick a finger in there
 
2011-11-18 02:34:21 PM
You know who else had a marching band and cheerleaders?

wwwdelivery.superstock.com
 
2011-11-18 02:35:56 PM

InOmnibusCaritas: mavrickatubc: Just be yourself. For the love of Pete, you carry around Sousaphones and recorders...don't try and be bad-asses. It's not your thing.

Would like a word:

[www.louisiana.edu image 640x425]


Oh, those pink and white feathers are so butch.

thesignalinthenoise.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-18 02:38:46 PM
Well it can't be Simon Fraser, because the bagpipe band there is more into ear-raping than mouth-raping. Cloudy mountaintop, rain-soaked concrete and bagpipes
 
2011-11-18 02:41:29 PM
i40.tinypic.com

Well?
 
2011-11-18 02:44:13 PM

mavrickatubc: InOmnibusCaritas: mavrickatubc: Just be yourself. For the love of Pete, you carry around Sousaphones and recorders...don't try and be bad-asses. It's not your thing.

Would like a word:

[www.louisiana.edu image 640x425]

I'm not doubting their skill, work-ethic or impressive-ness-ocity... But the phrae I would use to describe that photo would not be "bad ass".


Can we compromise with "candy-ass"?
 
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