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basemetal

2011-11-18 09:54:18 AM

You are all better people having seen another Tebowned thread.

GAT_00

2011-11-18 09:58:59 AM

So yeah, I'm going to go ahead and call it now. If the Jets can't figure out how to stop a mobile quarterback this season, nobody can. He'll manage to squirm his way to a 9-7 record, and possibly a playoff spot.

nekom

2011-11-18 10:05:38 AM

Wish I'd have watched it, that's a pretty crazy game. You don't usually dominate first downs and time of possession then lose. Your quarterback isn't usually your leading rusher either.

JerseyTim

2011-11-18 10:16:00 AM

Is it possible that Tebow actually is the Messiah? There are a lot of signs: Miraculous birth, leader of men, amazing physical accomplishments, inspires hope and greatness in others. I think we really need to ask ourselves if he is the One.

R.A.Danny

2011-11-18 10:22:32 AM

The guy has talent, and I'm sure he will become one of the better NFL quarterbacks over the next couple of years.

If Peppers doesn't bend his knees backwards Dec. 11 that is.

GAT_00

2011-11-18 10:32:01 AM

R.A.Danny: The guy has talent, and I'm sure he will become one of the better NFL quarterbacks over the next couple of years.

He has the talent to make a decent running back, not a good quarterback.

PainInTheASP

2011-11-18 10:39:23 AM

So what's the over/under on number of days before that vein in John Fox's head goes full aneurysm?

James72

2011-11-18 10:41:58 AM

He creeps and crawls in the midnight hush,
Silent as a low flow toilet flush,
Watch your step, cause sooner or later,
He'll eat you whole, and half your alligator.

rikdanger

2011-11-18 10:48:17 AM

"The Jets held the Broncos' rushing attack in check for the first 54:06 by countering with their base 3-4 defense and large substitute packages (32 of Denver's first 44 snaps came against a 3-4). The Broncos averaged 2.4 yards per carry (58 yards on 24 attempts) against the Jets' base defense during their first 11 drives. But the Jets strayed from that formula by putting an extra DB on the field for 11 of the Broncos' final 12 plays."

Hmmm.

srhp29

2011-11-18 10:55:09 AM

nekom: Wish I'd have watched it, that's a pretty crazy game. You don't usually dominate first downs and time of possession then lose. Your quarterback isn't usually your leading rusher either.

Some guys are just winners - Tebow while others are just losers/under achievers - Sanchez.

smerfnablin

2011-11-18 10:56:23 AM

BEST camera shot of the night?

John Elway's face after Tebow scored the last touchdown

You could almost see the defeat in his eyes...

mjoven1975

2011-11-18 10:56:41 AM

LarryDan43

2011-11-18 10:59:21 AM

R.A.Danny: The guy has talent, and I'm sure he will become one of the better NFL quarterbacks over the next couple of years.

If Peppers doesn't bend his knees backwards Dec. 11 that is.

Denver punted 8 times last night. Hester.

whipbambucket

2011-11-18 11:02:17 AM

smerfnablin: BEST camera shot of the night?

John Elway's face after Tebow scored the last touchdown

You could almost see the defeat in his eyes...

I noticed that too. He was standing and clapping, but Howson looked..... conflicted.

mjoven1975

2011-11-18 11:02:49 AM

GimpyNip: Why are there two threads for this shiat?

It's God's will my son.

stebain

2011-11-18 11:03:06 AM

A tale we shall see
of Sir Timothy
a poor executor of his art
a true quandary

His valiance is shown
on the field it's known
that this dear pious man
sits at Gods own throne

Shall come a day
when the naysayers shall say
"Oh, foresooth my bad words, he is great"
never mind that he is gay

A parade we shall see
for Sir Timothy
As he brings all of football
to his bended knee

thomps

2011-11-18 11:03:24 AM

the term "tebow time" might be the most annoying thing in all of sports right now.

Bunny Deville

2011-11-18 11:04:18 AM

mjoven1975: GimpyNip: Why are there two threads for this shiat?

It's God's will my son.

I didn't do it this time.

mynameisdouglas

2011-11-18 11:05:22 AM

GimpyNip: Why are there two threads for this shiat?

So we can read the same arguments phrased differently.

I will start.
This man does not know how to lose. He has won at every level.

R.A.Danny

2011-11-18 11:06:32 AM

thomps: the term "tebow time" might be the most annoying thing in all of sports right now.

That and the "defenseless receiver" crap.

mynameisdouglas

2011-11-18 11:06:37 AM

Tim Tebow is the sole factor in the Bronco's win.

Emrick

2011-11-18 11:07:01 AM

GAT_00: So yeah, I'm going to go ahead and call it now. If the Jets can't figure out how to stop a mobile quarterback this season, nobody can. He'll manage to squirm his way to a 9-7 record, and possibly a playoff spot.

They did stop him. The Jets held the Denver offense to 10 points. (7 if you don't count the field goal set up by a 14 yard Jet's punt) You really can't ask them to do much more than that.

Gosling

2011-11-18 11:07:18 AM

I don't know how Tebow manages to keep winning, but he is absolutely not going to survive a second loop around the league. They're pulling out every trick in the book just to get him through the day.

mynameisdouglas

2011-11-18 11:07:26 AM

Tim Tebow can slay dragons and heathens with prayer bullets.

AdmirableSnackbar

2011-11-18 11:08:10 AM

GimpyNip: Why are there two threads for this shiat?

How come there aren't two threads about Colt McCoy? Or Matt Moore?

rag819

2011-11-18 11:08:22 AM

/hot as the broncos right now

mynameisdouglas

2011-11-18 11:08:30 AM

Tim Tebow > Tebow

stebain

2011-11-18 11:08:34 AM

musicfromagreenwindow.files.wordpress.com

You get a run and I'll miss a throw, honey
You get a run and I'll miss a throw, babe
You get a run and I'll miss a throw
then we'll set them up for the winning goal
honey, baby mine

What'cha gonna do when the Tebow drives, honey
What'cha gonna do when the Tebow drives, babe
What'cha gonna do when the Tebow drives
You'll all fall down and your team will cry
honey, baby mine

the1hatman

2011-11-18 11:08:46 AM

mynameisdouglas: GimpyNip: Why are there two threads for this shiat?

So we can read the same arguments phrased differently.

I will start.
This man does not know how to lose. He has won at every level.

You forgot:
Forget the stats, he WILLS his team to win!

Rapmaster2000

2011-11-18 11:09:06 AM

I loved the Elway face on that game winning TD. He was thinking "Fark! This guy was supposed to fail. Now we're stuck with him"

Sargun

2011-11-18 11:09:28 AM

I'm sorry, but 9/20 for 104 yards and 60-something rushing yards is the epitome if substandard quarterback play. Michael Vick could shiat those numbers out in a single quarter with broken ribs. Tebow played poor QB again. I'll admit the final drive was nice overall, but when McNabb and Vick came out with this great running game and average QB play, they called them the (toned down because they're black) future of QBs. Tebow's no different, and it's going to show when they start playing the teams that will absolutely destroy Denver.

GAT_00

2011-11-18 11:09:40 AM

Emrick: GAT_00: So yeah, I'm going to go ahead and call it now. If the Jets can't figure out how to stop a mobile quarterback this season, nobody can. He'll manage to squirm his way to a 9-7 record, and possibly a playoff spot.

They did stop him. The Jets held the Denver offense to 10 points. (7 if you don't count the field goal set up by a 14 yard Jet's punt) You really can't ask them to do much more than that.

They lost, therefore they could have done more.

rickythepenguin

2011-11-18 11:09:45 AM

JerseyTim: Is it possible that Tebow actually is the Messiah? There are a lot of signs: Miraculous birth, leader of men, amazing physical accomplishments, inspires hope and greatness in others. I think we really need to ask ourselves if he is the One.

His cells have the highest concentration of Tebowchlorians I have seen in a lifeform. It was possible he was conceived by the Tebowchlorians.

smerfnablin: You could almost see the defeat in his eyes...

exactly. He's simultaneously happy to win but crushed that his "Major League" strategy of putting an inferior team out there is backfiring.

t0.gstatic.com

AdmirableSnackbar

2011-11-18 11:10:26 AM

GAT_00: R.A.Danny: The guy has talent, and I'm sure he will become one of the better NFL quarterbacks over the next couple of years.

He has the talent to make a decent running back, not a good quarterback.

I disagree. He's got a great arm and he's smart with the football (extremely few turnovers for a young QB). That is all the talent you need to be a great QB. He needs to improve his mechanics but that takes time and coaching, something Tebow has only really had for one season. Denver will run this option offense for this season but they're going to try to make Tebow a better passing QB in the offseason. There's not much they can do about that right now.

SisterMaryElephant

2011-11-18 11:11:48 AM

stebain

2011-11-18 11:12:33 AM

One o'clock, four o'clock
Tebow Sucks
Eight o'clock, nine o'clock
Tebow Sucks
Any m'fin' o'clock
Tebow Sucks

He gonna suck
and suck
and.... score?
oh fark

When the quarter is four
and the time says "5"
That piece of shiat just come alive
he gonna suck around the clock all right
he gonna suck suck suck but not all night
he gonna suck and suck and kill your bet tonight

Jim from Saint Paul

2011-11-18 11:13:09 AM

mjoven1975: [i44.photobucket.com image 594x434]

That font color sucks.

At least bold the text or something so it can be read.

craigzy

2011-11-18 11:13:29 AM

mjoven1975: [i44.photobucket.com image 594x434]

might wanna bold the bottom text or use different font, its difficult to read.

mjoven1975

2011-11-18 11:13:44 AM

Gosling: I don't know how Tebow manages to keep winning, but he is absolutely not going to survive a second loop around the league. They're pulling out every trick in the book just to get him through the day.

i44.photobucket.com

thomps

2011-11-18 11:14:13 AM

AdmirableSnackbar: He's got a great arm and he's smart with the football (extremely few turnovers for a young QB).

how many turnovers can you expect a quarterback to generate when he's only passing the ball 10 times a game and is only on the field for 3 plays at a time?

srhp29

2011-11-18 11:14:33 AM

Sargun: Michael Vick could shiat those numbers out in a single quarter with broken ribs.

And yet somehow his team would still find a way to lose. Vick is a prime example of a guy who is just a natural loser.

Rapmaster2000

2011-11-18 11:14:41 AM

AdmirableSnackbar: GAT_00: R.A.Danny: The guy has talent, and I'm sure he will become one of the better NFL quarterbacks over the next couple of years.

He has the talent to make a decent running back, not a good quarterback.

I disagree. He's got a great arm and he's smart with the football (extremely few turnovers for a young QB). That is all the talent you need to be a great QB. .

blogs.golf.com

What a great QB might look like.

mjoven1975

2011-11-18 11:15:34 AM

Rapmaster2000: AdmirableSnackbar: GAT_00: R.A.Danny: The guy has talent, and I'm sure he will become one of the better NFL quarterbacks over the next couple of years.

He has the talent to make a decent running back, not a good quarterback.

I disagree. He's got a great arm and he's smart with the football (extremely few turnovers for a young QB). That is all the talent you need to be a great QB. .

[blogs.golf.com image 350x200]

What a great QB might look like.

Great QB's don't wear Charger gear.

TheManofPA

2011-11-18 11:16:10 AM

I think someone could make a Tebow-based Dragon picture, but we need to get the text right. Here's my best first draft if a shopper wants to improve upon it:

25-yard spiral across the middle, Praise Mary, those are for the Sodamites, I'll tuck it for that TD, praise Jesus

Pockafrusta

2011-11-18 11:16:21 AM

FTFA "There's one thing I can't do -- and that's argue against winning. I won't even try."

MiamiBlues

2011-11-18 11:16:29 AM

GimpyNip: Why are there two threads for this shiat?

There are three threads, but they are really one.

WhiskeySticks

2011-11-18 11:16:31 AM

Every time the camera would cut to Elway, I was wishing the commentator would remind viewers that Ol' Horse teeth could at least throw the ball, the young disciple can't.

carnifex2005

2011-11-18 11:16:51 AM

Sargun: I'm sorry, but 9/20 for 104 yards and 60-something rushing yards is the epitome if substandard quarterback play. Michael Vick could shiat those numbers out in a single quarter with broken ribs. Tebow played poor QB again. I'll admit the final drive was nice overall, but when McNabb and Vick came out with this great running game and average QB play, they called them the (toned down because they're black) future of QBs. Tebow's no different, and it's going to show when they start playing the teams that will absolutely destroy Denver.

From Twitter last night about the post game interview with Tebow and the NFL crew...

"This is hysterical. You can tell Deion and Irvin are dying to scream, "You're terrible! How is this possible???"

rag819

2011-11-18 11:17:06 AM

MiamiBlues: GimpyNip: Why are there two threads for this shiat?

There are three threads, but they are really one.

and we have a winner. nothing left to see here

stebain

2011-11-18 11:17:24 AM

Hot damn
Tebow in the city.
Lookin' like the Denver Bronco's be shiatty

Cool damn
Tebow visitin' the city
Gonna place my bet, winnin' lookin pretty

All game long, Bronco's lookin' dead
Tebow's passin' shiattier than a crackhead

but in the two minute warning it's a different world
Tebow's bufont takes on a superman's curl
c'mon c'mon, defense hold tight
don't put my wager in a different plight