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(Guardian) Amusing Darth Vader claims a plot of land in Ukraine to park his spaceship. I hope he means his shuttle   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 33
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2011-11-18 12:38:29 PM
Ukraine is weak.
 
2011-11-18 12:38:47 PM
Is it sandy?
 
2011-11-18 12:40:40 PM
You can land an ISD. (Imperial class Star Destroyer) Just don't believe that you will take back off again.
 
2011-11-18 12:42:48 PM
That's pretty clever.

Option A) Go to mayor's office to raise public awareness of land claim.
Result: Get ignored.

Option B) Go to mayor's office dressed as one of the most well-known cinema villain of all time to raise public awareness of land claim.
Result: Get press.
 
2011-11-18 12:45:12 PM
Another happy landing!
 
2011-11-18 12:47:39 PM
VaportrailFilms: That's pretty clever.

Option A) Go to mayor's office to raise public awareness of land claim.
Result: Get ignored.

Option B) Go to mayor's office dressed as one of the most well-known cinema villain of all time to raise public awareness of land claim.
Result: Get press.


Option C) Melt mayor's brain.
 
2011-11-18 12:47:57 PM
Mayor: This wasn't part of the agreement!

Vader: I have altered the agreement. Pray I don't alter it any further.
 
2011-11-18 12:48:43 PM
No, he wants to park is Death Star there.
 
2011-11-18 12:49:31 PM
Officials accepted the man's application after he showed his passport and removed the black helmet equipped with a voice-distorting device.
www.motivationals.org
 
2011-11-18 12:51:47 PM
submitted this 3 days ago with a better headline

/frothing at the mouth rage
//still humorous
 
2011-11-18 12:52:47 PM
"The application has been registered and will be considered," a spokeswoman for the mayor's office told Reuters. "We are not on the dark side, we are light-side people."

Did the rebels ever actually say they were a part of the "light-side"?

I thought the Force was naturally good, and the dark-side was a corruption of it (bringing balance to the Force meant destroying the dark-side).
 
2011-11-18 12:58:23 PM
scottydoesntknow: "The application has been registered and will be considered," a spokeswoman for the mayor's office told Reuters. "We are not on the dark side, we are light-side people."

Did the rebels ever actually say they were a part of the "light-side"?

I thought the Force was naturally good, and the dark-side was a corruption of it (bringing balance to the Force meant destroying the dark-side).


doesnt balance require two sides??
 
2011-11-18 01:06:10 PM
You have failed me for the last time, Mr. Mayor...

upload.wikimedia.org

That's what you said the last time!
 
2011-11-18 01:07:25 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2011-11-18 01:09:02 PM
They'll be no one to stop him this time!
 
2011-11-18 01:10:37 PM
VaportrailFilms: That's pretty clever.

Option A) Go to mayor's office to raise public awareness of land claim.
Result: Get ignored.

Option B) Go to mayor's office dressed as one of the most well-known cinema villain of all time to raise public awareness of land claim.
Result: Get press.


The most well-known cinema villain is either Edward or Jacob, depending on which camp you fall into.
 
2011-11-18 01:12:58 PM
cbackous: scottydoesntknow: "The application has been registered and will be considered," a spokeswoman for the mayor's office told Reuters. "We are not on the dark side, we are light-side people."

Did the rebels ever actually say they were a part of the "light-side"?

I thought the Force was naturally good, and the dark-side was a corruption of it (bringing balance to the Force meant destroying the dark-side).

doesnt balance require two sides??


I can't believe I'm doing this...

The Force is like a stable ecosystem with all parts naturally balanced through their interactions. The Dark Side is the deadly and disruptive mercury run-off from the Death Star components plant some jackass Sith built along the river.

Eliminate the plant, restore balance to the ecosystem.
 
2011-11-18 01:12:59 PM
Fark Me Runnin: Ukraine is weak.

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2011-11-18 01:13:09 PM
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2011-11-18 01:14:49 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2011-11-18 01:18:14 PM
www.arthousetexas.org

This is the Black Sea. I wonder if it's the same guy.
 
2011-11-18 01:29:05 PM
Angry Buddha: cbackous: scottydoesntknow: "The application has been registered and will be considered," a spokeswoman for the mayor's office told Reuters. "We are not on the dark side, we are light-side people."

Did the rebels ever actually say they were a part of the "light-side"?

I thought the Force was naturally good, and the dark-side was a corruption of it (bringing balance to the Force meant destroying the dark-side).

doesnt balance require two sides??

I can't believe I'm doing this...

The Force is like a stable ecosystem with all parts naturally balanced through their interactions. The Dark Side is the deadly and disruptive mercury run-off from the Death Star components plant some jackass Sith built along the river.

Eliminate the plant, restore balance to the ecosystem.


Wrong, Sir. Wrong.

The dark side of the Force is an aspect of the Force. Unlike the Jedi, who were famous for using the light side of the Force, darksiders drew power from raw emotions like anger, hatred, and passion.

The first known users of the dark side were the ancient Rakatans, a species of alien that conquered a large portion of the galaxy around 30,000 BBY. These aliens were able to harness the dark side to create engineering feats unheard of in their time, such as the hyperdrive and the Star Forge. However, the Rakatan Infinite Empire eventually collapsed when the Rakatans lost their connection to the Force.

You can not have one without the other. Jedi remove emotions as much as possible, the Sith feed on the emotions.
 
2011-11-18 01:36:39 PM
cbackous: Wrong, Sir. Wrong.

The dark side of the Force is an aspect of the Force. Unlike the Jedi, who were famous for using the light side of the Force, darksiders drew power from raw emotions like anger, hatred, and passion.

The first known users of the dark side were the ancient Rakatans, a species of alien that conquered a large portion of the galaxy around 30,000 BBY. These aliens were able to harness the dark side to create engineering feats unheard of in their time, such as the hyperdrive and the Star Forge. However, the Rakatan Infinite Empire eventually collapsed when the Rakatans lost their connection to the Force.

You can not have one without the other. Jedi remove emotions as much as possible, the Sith feed on the emotions.


Have you actually ever touched a girl's breast, aside from your sister's?
 
2011-11-18 01:39:55 PM
ronaprhys: cbackous: Wrong, Sir. Wrong.

The dark side of the Force is an aspect of the Force. Unlike the Jedi, who were famous for using the light side of the Force, darksiders drew power from raw emotions like anger, hatred, and passion.

The first known users of the dark side were the ancient Rakatans, a species of alien that conquered a large portion of the galaxy around 30,000 BBY. These aliens were able to harness the dark side to create engineering feats unheard of in their time, such as the hyperdrive and the Star Forge. However, the Rakatan Infinite Empire eventually collapsed when the Rakatans lost their connection to the Force.

You can not have one without the other. Jedi remove emotions as much as possible, the Sith feed on the emotions.

Have you actually ever touched a girl's breast, aside from your sister's?


multiple actually. Part of that I took from wookieepedia. Have you never used google before talking about something you clearly know nothing about? Also, do you always fall to personal attacks when proven wrong?
 
2011-11-18 01:44:37 PM
The Lambda class shuttle is, in fact, a spaceship.
 
2011-11-18 01:49:54 PM
cbackous: ronaprhys: cbackous: Wrong, Sir. Wrong.

The dark side of the Force is an aspect of the Force. Unlike the Jedi, who were famous for using the light side of the Force, darksiders drew power from raw emotions like anger, hatred, and passion.

The first known users of the dark side were the ancient Rakatans, a species of alien that conquered a large portion of the galaxy around 30,000 BBY. These aliens were able to harness the dark side to create engineering feats unheard of in their time, such as the hyperdrive and the Star Forge. However, the Rakatan Infinite Empire eventually collapsed when the Rakatans lost their connection to the Force.

You can not have one without the other. Jedi remove emotions as much as possible, the Sith feed on the emotions.

Have you actually ever touched a girl's breast, aside from your sister's?

multiple actually. Part of that I took from wookieepedia. Have you never used google before talking about something you clearly know nothing about? Also, do you always fall to personal attacks when proven wrong?


Wait. He could have Googled how many breasts you've touched?
 
2011-11-18 02:03:43 PM
cbackous:
multiple actually. Part of that I took from wookieepedia. Have you never used google before talking about something you clearly know nothing about? Also, do you always fall to personal attacks when proven wrong?


You do realize that I hadn't posted anything to be proven wrong on prior to that post, so I wouldn't be falling to personal attacks. I'd just be making points about your life.

Also, that's a lot of words for no.

Angry Buddha: Wait. He could have Googled how many breasts you've touched?

Probably. I'm guessing it'd be 0, but still.
 
2011-11-18 02:09:17 PM
cbackous: ronaprhys: cbackous: Wrong, Sir. Wrong.

The dark side of the Force is an aspect of the Force. Unlike the Jedi, who were famous for using the light side of the Force, darksiders drew power from raw emotions like anger, hatred, and passion.

The first known users of the dark side were the ancient Rakatans, a species of alien that conquered a large portion of the galaxy around 30,000 BBY. These aliens were able to harness the dark side to create engineering feats unheard of in their time, such as the hyperdrive and the Star Forge. However, the Rakatan Infinite Empire eventually collapsed when the Rakatans lost their connection to the Force.

You can not have one without the other. Jedi remove emotions as much as possible, the Sith feed on the emotions.

Have you actually ever touched a girl's breast, aside from your sister's?

multiple actually. Part of that I took from wookieepedia. Have you never used google before talking about something you clearly know nothing about? Also, do you always fall to personal attacks when proven wrong?


www.myremoteradio.com

/Star Wars fan
//also a Star Trek fan
///yes I do indeed have a life
 
2011-11-18 04:04:33 PM
Ukraine is too remote to make an effective demonstration.
 
2011-11-18 04:25:32 PM
MannaxOne: You can land an ISD. (Imperial class Star Destroyer) Just don't believe that you will take back off again.

It'd be much easier to use a victory class star destroyer. They operate much better in an atmosphere and actually fit on the plot. They're about 900 M long if memory serves correctly.
 
2011-11-18 04:57:09 PM
Theaetetus: [28.media.tumblr.com image 500x329]


Their 'Empirical' hands? They were gained by means of observation or experimentation?
 
2011-11-18 11:29:44 PM
redmid17: MannaxOne: You can land an ISD. (Imperial class Star Destroyer) Just don't believe that you will take back off again.

It'd be much easier to use a victory class star destroyer. They operate much better in an atmosphere and actually fit on the plot. They're about 900 M long if memory serves correctly.


Vader gets 1000 square meters of land. A Victory class won't fit on that, since it would have to be ~1m wide. ;)

Vader needs to learn proper posture. He looks like a hunched over nerd. Oh wait. He is. The real Darth Vader has cybernetics and such to force an upright posture.
 
2011-11-20 02:10:23 PM
Cerberus: redmid17: MannaxOne: You can land an ISD. (Imperial class Star Destroyer) Just don't believe that you will take back off again.

It'd be much easier to use a victory class star destroyer. They operate much better in an atmosphere and actually fit on the plot. They're about 900 M long if memory serves correctly.

Vader gets 1000 square meters of land. A Victory class won't fit on that, since it would have to be ~1m wide. ;)

Vader needs to learn proper posture. He looks like a hunched over nerd. Oh wait. He is. The real Darth Vader has cybernetics and such to force an upright posture.


If you're trying to land a Victory-class SD, it doesn't really matter how much space you have. You can make your own.
 
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