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(kpho) Followup Nevada man gets probation for pushing his wife over a cliff, tells judge he was not at fault   (kpho.com) divider line 23
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ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 10:19:02 AM
It's a well known fact that people from Nevada are criminals
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 11:06:51 AM
"Hey honey, how would like a to take a vacation to Vegas?"
 
Keigh [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 11:56:02 AM
www.californiascienceteacher.com

Begs to differ
 
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2011-11-18 11:57:42 AM
She was just asking for it.
 
gilatrout
2011-11-18 11:59:34 AM
Geology Joke Friday?

Two Geologists are walking across a granite outcrop one day. The first says
to the second "Hey, this terrain is unmetamorphosed". Replies the second
one, "No Schist".
 
Degenerate Monkey
2011-11-18 12:04:14 PM
I laughed at the headline, subby.
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 12:10:30 PM
There are 50 ways to kill your lover

Just push 'em over a cliff, Biff
Throw them under a bus, Gus
hiat 'em with a pan, Stan

/all I got
 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros
2011-11-18 12:13:45 PM
This is why I'm in favor of fencing on cliffs. Also, because I'm not left-handed.
 
Count Dyscalculia
2011-11-18 12:17:46 PM
If you are in that general area I think Angels Landing would be a much more reliable venue for an "accidental" fall. Plus the scenery is Gorgeous and you can stop at Oscars for lunch.
 
rodent69
2011-11-18 12:21:28 PM
20 feet into water

The attempted murder charge didn't make sense to me until I read another article.

"she cannot swim"
 
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2011-11-18 12:22:59 PM
She'll get over it.....the cliff I mean.
 
improvius
2011-11-18 12:31:35 PM
ArkAngel: It's a well known fact that people from Nevada are criminals

A ledged criminal, in this case.
 
Clemkadidlefark
2011-11-18 12:36:02 PM
Jeebus. That was the initiating plot to a Sherlock Holmes episode on PBS last night.

Adventure Of The Illustrious Client
 
fjnorton [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 12:36:36 PM
He forgot to have her hold his $50 in quarters in her pockets

//amateur
 
demaL-demaL-yeH [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 12:46:50 PM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: This is why I'm in favor of fencing on cliffs. Also, because I'm not left-handed.

That only works on the Cliffs of Mohair.
 
digitalrain
2011-11-18 12:54:20 PM
What a butte!
 
Good Behavior Day
2011-11-18 01:13:05 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

You know, Norm, over 178 people get injured each year by getting shoved over a cliff. The most famous incident was when Winston Churchill accidentally shoved Franklin Roosevelt over the White Cliffs of Dover. That's why FDR had to use that wheelchair.

Shut up Cliff, before I shove Vera over top of you.
 
digitalrain
2011-11-18 01:17:09 PM
ArkAngel: It's a well known fact that people from Nevada are criminals

So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you!
 
Geologist
2011-11-18 02:26:52 PM
ArkAngel: It's a well known fact that people from Nevada are criminals

Rather be a fun loving criminal in Nevada than a lute-fish eating Wisconsinian in fly-over land.

/I did like the thrust of the headline though, it certainly isn't normal to see geology jokes on Fark
//And we tend to take that for granite
 
digitalrain
2011-11-18 03:42:20 PM
The guy in TFA is full of schist.
 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 07:00:27 PM
Wasn't this a case on "CSI" several years ago?
 
dionysusaur
2011-11-18 09:55:19 PM
improvius: ArkAngel: It's a well known fact that people from Nevada are criminals

A ledged criminal, in this case.

Oooh! HEARsay! HEARsay.
 
CoysOdie
2011-11-19 09:35:31 PM
Natalie Wood?
 
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