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(times sun) Dumbass Good citizenship: Arriving promptly at court to answer your summons. Bad citizenship: In a stolen car   (timesunion.com) divider line 9
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APE992
2011-11-18 11:24:26 AM
A Goofus and Gallant joke would've worked better.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-11-18 11:25:36 AM
What freaks me out is how well the security guard at the parking lot was able to determine the car was stolen. It's not like there are any markings that make it obvious a car is stolen, it would usually just blend in with other cars.
 
oldebayer
2011-11-18 11:31:47 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: It's not like there are any markings that make it obvious a car is stolen

Ever hear of a license plate?
 
urbangirl
2011-11-18 11:31:48 AM
And they say Americans have lost their moral compass.

BTW is a moral compass in any way related to GPS?
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-11-18 11:33:22 AM
oldebayer: AverageAmericanGuy: It's not like there are any markings that make it obvious a car is stolen

Ever hear of a license plate?

A security guard would know this?
 
Disposable Rob [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 11:34:07 AM
oldebayer: AverageAmericanGuy: It's not like there are any markings that make it obvious a car is stolen

Ever hear of a license plate?

Did either of you RTFA? The car had OnStar.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-11-18 11:36:20 AM
Disposable Rob: oldebayer: AverageAmericanGuy: It's not like there are any markings that make it obvious a car is stolen

Ever hear of a license plate?

Did either of you RTFA? The car had OnStar.

No. I didn't realize that was a requirement for posting.
 
Disposable Rob [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 11:41:18 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Disposable Rob: oldebayer: AverageAmericanGuy: It's not like there are any markings that make it obvious a car is stolen

Ever hear of a license plate?

Did either of you RTFA? The car had OnStar.

No. I didn't realize that was a requirement for posting.

No, you're correct. This is Fark.
 
Loaf's Tray
2011-11-18 12:02:42 PM
A fat white woman - I knew it!
 
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