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2011-11-18 06:54:54 AM
Maybe the little girl asked him to put his finger THERE?
 
2011-11-18 07:15:14 AM
Hopefully he carried good malpractice insurance.
 
2011-11-18 07:54:21 AM
UFIA?

still, the kid is SIX, for chrissakes.
 
2011-11-18 09:08:24 AM
Well I feel much safer now that this scourge has been charged and will be taken off our streets.

Won't someone think of the children?!
 
2011-11-18 09:13:18 AM
American Reasonable Justice at its finest.
 
2011-11-18 09:55:43 AM
You should have seen the trouble I got into when I played Roman Polanski.
 
2011-11-18 09:58:29 AM
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2011-11-18 10:16:32 AM
I was unaware children that age could even be charged as a juvenile. I thought the minimum age was 7 or 8
 
2011-11-18 10:23:48 AM
ArkAngel: I was unaware children that age could even be charged as a juvenile. I thought the minimum age was 7 or 8

I wasn't aware that playing doctor as a kid was illegal.

I thought that was something pretty much all kids did at some point.
 
2011-11-18 10:26:49 AM
All this over kids playing "doctor"?

I'm going back to bed. I think I woke up on the wrong planet.
 
2011-11-18 10:44:19 AM
SchlingFocker: I thought that was something pretty much all kids did at some point.

There you go thinking again.
 
2011-11-18 11:26:45 AM
SchlingFocker: I wasn't aware that playing doctor as a kid was illegal.

I thought that was something pretty much all kids did at some point.


This.
 
2011-11-18 11:28:11 AM
Guess how I know he doesn't work at Penn State?
 
2011-11-18 11:30:43 AM
SchlingFocker: ArkAngel: I was unaware children that age could even be charged as a juvenile. I thought the minimum age was 7 or 8

I wasn't aware that playing doctor as a kid was illegal.

I thought that was something pretty much all kids did at some point.


Welcome to 21st Century America, where we're all sexual predators.
 
2011-11-18 11:31:00 AM
Just don't tell that kid what a minivan is.
 
2011-11-18 11:31:04 AM
SchlingFocker: ArkAngel: I was unaware children that age could even be charged as a juvenile. I thought the minimum age was 7 or 8

I wasn't aware that playing doctor as a kid was illegal.

I thought that was something pretty much all kids did at some point.


It is. It's relatively normal exploration, and some parents are projecting their own insecurities on their children.

I wonder if the accusing mom has some skeletons in her closet.
 
2011-11-18 11:31:40 AM
Ass man boy.
 
2011-11-18 11:32:14 AM
edmo: Guess how I know he doesn't work at Penn State?

Because he's only six? I am unaware of any way a six year old would be qualified for legitimate employment at any university.
 
2011-11-18 11:32:42 AM
I think the DA and judge just want some pedo pics of the "victim" to fap to.
 
2011-11-18 11:33:32 AM
wow. imagine if all the people who ever played doctor as kids were caught and tried.
 
2011-11-18 11:34:25 AM
Parents using their children as political weapons. It's not a new one, but it's refreshing in a gag-inducing kind of way.
 
2011-11-18 11:34:53 AM
My favorite bit is where the authorities said it was witness tampering when the parents wouldn't let their 6-year old son talk to the cops without a lawyer.
 
2011-11-18 11:35:16 AM
If 6 is of age to be called a predator, wouldn't it stand to reason that 5 is of age to be called a whore? What was that slut wearing? I bet she was asking for it.
 
2011-11-18 11:35:17 AM
I guess spin the bottle is out too. I'm glad they got that sexual predator, who knows how far it might have gone?
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2011-11-18 11:35:21 AM
doonerpjenkins: wow. imagine if all the people who ever played doctor as kids were caught and tried.

I would probably be considered a war criminal.
 
2011-11-18 11:36:52 AM
FTFA: "The girl's parents told the paper that they tried to work things out privately but that D's parents did not provide that opportunity"

=

"Give us some $$ and we'll drop all of this nonsense."
 
2011-11-18 11:37:26 AM
edmo: Guess how I know he doesn't work at Penn State?

You forgot to pass out a copy of your head shot.

/I'm joking, that was just a joke, we like to have fun here.
//Would you like to go to Neverland Ranch, the Catholic church, or Penn State university?
 
2011-11-18 11:37:45 AM
The parents of the little girl should be prosecuted, they have caused MUCH MORE HARM than the doctor play.

fragging idiots.
 
2011-11-18 11:37:45 AM
Article didn't mention if the boy charged for a house call or if he licked his finger after the exam. Or at least smelled it.
 
2011-11-18 11:38:49 AM
So, you want to teach them sex ed in 1st grade now. Introduce them to homosexual behavior just as young. Then complain when they explore what they've learned? Shocking I tell you, shocking indeed.
 
2011-11-18 11:39:04 AM
doonerpjenkins: wow. imagine if all the people who ever played doctor as kids were caught and tried.

I'd be serving my 40th year about now.
 
2011-11-18 11:39:12 AM
Ignoring the six-year old part, because that's just so far beyond stupid as to be insane, the part about the parents of the victim being well-connected is interesting. Admittedly, anyone would say that if they were accused, but you do have to wonder how a case this stupid got this much traction.
 
2011-11-18 11:39:22 AM
Next thing you know they might be kissing on the playground. Ridiculous.
 
2011-11-18 11:40:07 AM
... Time for the matrix to crash and reboot itself.

/jebus
 
2011-11-18 11:40:16 AM
TedNigma: So, you want to teach them sex ed in 1st grade now. Introduce them to homosexual behavior just as young. Then complain when they explore what they've learned? Shocking I tell you, shocking indeed.

Next time try reading the article. You won't appear quite as stupid if you do.
 
2011-11-18 11:40:27 AM
Donnchadha: edmo: Guess how I know he doesn't work at Penn State?

Because he's only six? I am unaware of any way a six year old would be qualified for legitimate employment at any university.


Sandusky's just a big kid. A big dumb, kid.

Or so they're saying
 
2011-11-18 11:41:14 AM
Wait a minute... I was told UFIA was not a crime!

This is bullshiat.

The girl's parents are idiots.

Poor little boy.
 
2011-11-18 11:41:50 AM
I weep for your country.
 
2011-11-18 11:42:04 AM
Back in the day, we would have just gotten a spanking, told to keep our clothes on and it would have been all done with. The overreaction will not only mess up the little boy (sex predator at 6!) but the little girl will forever be a 'sexual assault victim'.

Dumbasses all around.
 
2011-11-18 11:42:19 AM
This is really farked up. The boy says he didn't do a UFIA. The girl says he didn't do a UFIA. He's incapable of understanding any criminal element even if he *did* do a UFIA. Only the girls parents are making accusations of a UFIA - with no actual evidence whatsoever. As a result the boy was criminally accused, his parents are in the news, and the kid probably thinks he's gonna get locked up or taken away. The only actual trauma from this whole situation was created by the girl's parents and the state.

That girl's coont of a mother needs to be kicked in the box and shoved.
 
2011-11-18 11:42:49 AM
If he wasn't a pedobear before he'll be one now. Way to teach him about his sexual feelings, guys.
 
2011-11-18 11:44:45 AM
There is a hysteria going on and it's causing people to be perfectly willing to destroy children in order to save children.

How is wrecking that 6 year old's development and healthy outlook on sexuality any less evil and destructive than molesting him? It isn't. Both involve adults ruining a child to get what they want.
 
2011-11-18 11:44:48 AM
I wouldn't let that little girl within a mile of my kids. God knows what her psycho parents will come up with next.

Poor little girl, too.
 
2011-11-18 11:46:13 AM
Maybe Daddy did it first.
 
2011-11-18 11:46:23 AM
"I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours."

The____best____pick___up____line___...___ever.
 
2011-11-18 11:48:13 AM
When I was 5 years old
I walked home from kindergarten
With a boy
And we played in his front yard
Digging in the dirt
And picked me a flower
And asked to kiss me
And I giggled
And blushed
And dug in the dirt
And then we held hands
And ran around the back of his house
And he gave me a peck
Right on the lips

And we laughed
And ran back to the front of the house
And giggled
And dug in the dirt
And he picked me a flower...
I got kissed three times that day

My mother came and found me
She later beat the tarnation out of me
For not going straight to my babysitters house

They had been worried
I might have been kidnapped
I might have never been seen again

But no spanking
And nothing since
Has ever erased the memory
Of that first innocent kiss
A boy picking me a flower
And holding my hand
 
2011-11-18 11:48:16 AM
So the kid got a stink-finger....you KNOW he smelled it.

//dirty sanchez
 
2011-11-18 11:48:29 AM
so, a child at 6 understands sex and sexual content enough to be charged with sexual assault...

but farking a 14yr old can nail you in prison for 'statutory rape' because even at 14, that precious minor doesn't understand sex enough to consent to it.

right, gotchya.

/just say'n
 
2011-11-18 11:48:54 AM
SchlingFocker: ArkAngel: I was unaware children that age could even be charged as a juvenile. I thought the minimum age was 7 or 8

I wasn't aware that playing doctor as a kid was illegal.

I thought that was something pretty much all kids did at some point.


It is when you are playing doctor with the daughter of a well connected politician.

The new federal lawsuit contends the whole investigation was biased because the girl's father is a "well-known political figure in Grant County," and her aunt a regional social services supervisor. It claims now-retired Grant County Sheriff's Sgt. James Kopp "waged a relentless campaign to discredit and embarrass and humiliate 6-year-old D,"

I really feel bad for the guy her parents catch her having sex with when she is a teen.


Also this should let you know that the girls were just out for money and need a few good swift kicks in the crotch for ruining these peoples lives.

The girl's parents told the paper that they tried to work things out privately but that D's parents did not provide that opportunity.

Give us money and we will go away. If you don't we will use our influence to make your life hell.
 
2011-11-18 11:50:48 AM
gshepnyc: There is a hysteria going on and it's causing people to be perfectly willing to destroy children in order to save children.

Welcome to the latest social panic. It was the same for Satanism in the 80s and "Recovered Memories" in the 90s. This part has been going on for at least the last decade as this generation of parents has somehow forgotten how their own curiosity played out when they were growing up, both as adolescents and teenagers.
 
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