"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on Nintendo."

I didn't get good marks for always making pentagrams above my patients.

In that case, if you ever need someone to rid your secret WW2 submarine base of zombies who were exposed to El Dorado, I'm your man. But I'm gonna need someone else to pilot the jet ski up the river.

Seems kind of like a stretch. In general people who are good with motion gaming have good hand eye coordination. However motion control gaming doesn't require that many precise movements. I'd rather have a surgeon who painted those mini figurines as a hobby or something like that.

I might wake up painted like an orc, but I'd be alive.

Scrape? Antibiotic gel.
Chipped tooth? Antibiotic gel.
Stuck your arm in a wood chipper? Antibiotic gel.
Exploding nanite infestation? Antibiotic gel.

And playing Ocarina of Time determines your ability to be Robin Williams.

Or something.

ProfessorOhki: Scrape? Antibiotic gel.
Chipped tooth? Antibiotic gel.
Stuck your arm in a wood chipper? Antibiotic gel.
Exploding nanite infestation? Antibiotic gel.

Antibiotic gel is THE most important thing in that game. It brings the heart rate back up just enough to inject with the other thing.

Will have to break out my DS again. Long flights this weekend. Don't feel like reading.

I'm still waiting to be called up as a fighter pilot.

/or a starship

Then by that logic, playing Phoenix Wright games may determine your ability to be a lawyer.

I'm sure no one would disagree.

elraver: "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on Nintendo."

Done in one.

God damn that game was hard. I needed a second player or else I would have never made it past the first skin grafts..

/skin grafts are a whore...

I was pretty good at amateur surgeon at one point. Fun game.

Jaymi77: Then by that logic, playing Phoenix Wright games may determine your ability to be a lawyer.

I'm sure no one would disagree.



/hot like noodles

Don't forget about the ability to disarm bombs with your scalpel!