I always thought Robert Wagner killed her in a jealous (drunken) rage.

What wood doesn't float?

It would appear they're having a press conference tomorrow. Hmmm, this has potential to be big. Robert Wagner just might end up being the OJ of the 21st century.

aegean: What wood doesn't float?

And suddenly I'm in 5th grade all over again.

To the tune of "America" from West Side Story:

I like to be falling off a boat.
Drown in the water - don't mean to gloat.
I won't complain like an angry goat.
I like to be falling off a boat.

What if you're drunk and hit your head?
Then I think that I would be dead.
How about murder, can that be?
Open the case and we will see!

Why didn't Natalie take a shower on the boat?

fusillade762: Why didn't Natalie take a shower on the boat?

wanted to wash on shore?

What did Princess Grace have that Natalie Wood could have used?

Yakivegas: What did Princess Grace have that Natalie Wood could have used?

a good stroke

If it's Wagner then that would make 2 actors from Austin Powers that turned out to be murderers.

Turns out Mike Myers is a Canadian Charles Manson.

If it's homicide, it'd have to be Wagner, Walken, or the guy piloting the boat, right? They were the only ones on the boat. Unless they think someone else snuck on the boat, killed her, and then left without anyone noticing.

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She turned me into a newt.

SnakeMan: 7:25 PM PST A source familiar with the investigation tells TMZ the Sheriff's Dept. has not called anyone a suspect in Wood's death. It is a general homicide investigation for now, and will take "a long time to complete."

Boo. I want my distracting, overhyped celebrity murder trial NOW, dagnabbit.

If there's an actual major fire with this smoke, say goodbye to the presidential campaign for a while.

aegean: What wood doesn't float?

She's not a duck.

Phoenix_M: I always thought Robert Wagner killed her in a jealous (drunken) rage.

Have you ever sailed? There is a 45% chance you will die from drowning in a drunken stupor every voyage.

Every single time I sailed I drank. The only time I was sober was when a storm came in and knocked down and flooded our boat. We ended up beaching it in extremis. It was a swing keel Sirius 22, so a boat like that could be beached after everyone experienced 2 meter waves on Lake Huron.

Anyhoo, it's stupidly easy to stumble off a cabin cruiser into the drink.

Quaalude is a helluva drug

Wear no false eyelashes and thick eyeliner

and It won't attract the bottom

30 years? That's one cold trail.. though I thought it might have been in the 60's, since I don't remember it when it happened.

Phil Moskowitz: Anyhoo, it's stupidly easy to stumble off a cabin cruiser into the drink.

I don't know. She seemed pretty comfortable around water:

What a coincidence. I was just watching Deadwood.

Loucifer: She turned me into a newt.

Okay, I'll do it: "A newt?"

aegean: What wood doesn't float?

I actually submitted this with that title. Damn my slow and inconsistent typing skills! I could've had a green light....

/fetal position yet again

went swimming while drunk and bumped heads with Dennis Wilson. Could happen to anybody

beerbaron: Phil Moskowitz: Anyhoo, it's stupidly easy to stumble off a cabin cruiser into the drink.

I don't know. She seemed pretty comfortable around water:

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She looks a lot like Katie Holmes in that picture with the dog.

/the investigation needs more cowbell

Who'd go swimming while drunk?

Natalie Wood.

/try the veal

Wagner
Walken
Wood

There was no threesome. Wagner, limp as a noodle from 3 too many drams of Scotch and all night face diving into the wheelbarrow of cocaine aboard, became a sweaty, frustrated madman at the sights, and sounds of his beloved enjoying her umpteenth orgasm at the hands of a standing, granite hard walken. The taunts, and laughter combined with the annoying pain of his rubbed -raw useless member fueled Wagner in tossing the spent girl into the drink like a too small largemouth snagged during a bass tournament.

I wonderr what Phil Collins has to say about this.

Lipspinach: I wonderr what Phil Collins has to say about this.

"I don't care anymore"?

NuttierThanEver: need to resurrect the Walken tag for this one

I guess I never paid much attention to this since I didn't know until this morning that Walken was on the boat.

Robert Wagner is 81 and Wood died when he was 51.

Even if he did kill her (which I find hard to believe), and eventually gets convicted of it, he's already gotten away with it for all practical purposes.

I don't know about that. This could be a huge career boost AND the The Trial of the Century! "Your Honour, members of the jury, I'd like to introduce this piece of evidence....Ladies & Gentlemen, PHIL COLLINS!
(loud applause, lighters held aloft, etc)

Robert Wagner would like you to know about the advantages of a reverse mortgage.

I'm making my Christopher Walken face.

butt-nuggets: fusillade762: Why didn't Natalie take a shower on the boat?

wanted to wash on shore?

bah dum tissss

beerbaron: I don't know. She seemed pretty comfortable around water:

Those pictures gave me a case of Natalie Wood.

They called him Bob, Bob Wagner.

/Natalie was smoking hot.

SmitetheRighteous: SnakeMan: 7:25 PM PST A source familiar with the investigation tells TMZ the Sheriff's Dept. has not called anyone a suspect in Wood's death. It is a general homicide investigation for now, and will take "a long time to complete."

Boo. I want my distracting, overhyped celebrity murder trial NOW, dagnabbit.

If there's an actual major fire with this smoke, say goodbye to the presidential campaign for a while.

And possibly also a Fark tag.