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(The Sun) Weird Woman has tip of pool cue lodged up her nose for 12 years. The Sun is there   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 36
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2011-11-17 07:34:34 PM
i18.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-17 07:46:09 PM
Chalk one up for the 4th estate.
 
2011-11-17 09:52:23 PM
Don't ask where the 8 ball went.
 
2011-11-17 10:49:52 PM
I guess she can just chalk it up to experience then.
 
2011-11-17 10:50:23 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-17 10:50:37 PM
St_Francis_P: [i18.photobucket.com image 320x240]

Thank you.
 
2011-11-17 10:52:50 PM
just the tip?
 
2011-11-17 10:53:26 PM
St_Francis_P: [i18.photobucket.com image 320x240]

Done in one?
 
2011-11-17 10:54:15 PM
The Weeners below the article is priceless:

corybantic 0 likes

And finally her friend realised why he played so terribly for the rest of that game. It had always bothered him.
 
2011-11-17 10:54:30 PM
How could you have a 1/2" piece of wood jammed through your skull and not have an x-ray?

Public health care, that's how! Over here they would do it even if unnecessary just to get more money.
 
2011-11-17 10:55:17 PM
Faill
 
2011-11-17 10:55:49 PM
Ed Finnerty: Don't ask where the 8 ball went.

Hey man. Let me in. Door's locked.
 
2011-11-17 10:59:05 PM
Quit horsing around...

www.petliferadio.com3.bp.blogspot.com

...you'll poke your eye out, kid!
 
2011-11-17 10:59:51 PM
vodka: How could you have a 1/2" piece of wood jammed through your skull and not have an x-ray?

Public health care, that's how! Over here they would do it even if unnecessary just to get more money.


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2011-11-17 11:02:01 PM
She must have been snookered. I bet the guys were queued up for that rack!
 
2011-11-17 11:07:19 PM
The old cueola oblongata.
 
2011-11-17 11:15:18 PM
Did she stroke it first?
 
2011-11-17 11:21:11 PM
St_Francis_P:

"Extended warranty? How could I go wrong??"

/wish I had that kind of excuse for being dumb sometimes
 
2011-11-17 11:29:22 PM
FTA:
Had she been X-rayed, it would have shown the tip had come away from the cue and pierced a cheek bone.

and

"It cannot be seen on X-rays, which is why no one suspected a foreign body was there. We used a CT scan to see where it had been hiding."

I know it's the Sun, but really?? Did the girl writing this have amnesia every time she mentioned x-rays?
 
2011-11-17 11:45:39 PM
Full of faill?
 
2011-11-17 11:52:03 PM
FTA: "Consultant Mohamed Abbas-Ali, of Scoonthorpe Hospital, said: "It's not uncommon for tooth-filling amalgam to lodge in the sinus cavity..."


I'm starting to wonder if Britain should require more than a two-week course to earn a license in dentistry.
 
2011-11-17 11:54:35 PM
jpschwan: St_Francis_P:

"Extended warranty? How could I go wrong??"


*CRASH*

Who wants lottery tickets!?!
 
2011-11-17 11:57:23 PM
failingfalloutnewvegas.files.wordpress.com

I was never really sure why so many Fiends used a pool cue as their weapon of choice. What's it even supposed to do to you?
It's not like when someone comes charging at you with a banana.
 
2011-11-18 12:00:32 AM
i2.listal.com
 
2011-11-18 12:26:14 AM
RexTalionis: St_Francis_P: [i18.photobucket.com image 320x240]

Done in one?


"Errr, how did she smell?"

"Terrible."
 
2011-11-18 01:14:02 AM
Huh. Well, next time I see interesting side stories on links, I will submit them in hopes of a greenlight, rather than just mention them in a thread.
Guess that's why I'm not a wealthy businessman.
 
2011-11-18 01:53:48 AM
Nice boobs. Glad she's cured.
 
2011-11-18 02:00:18 AM
Pro Zack: She must have been snookered. I bet the guys were queued up for that rack!

I bet you think puns are hilarious but it snot funny.
 
2011-11-18 02:00:40 AM
someone please photoshop derp eyes on this woman
 
2011-11-18 02:22:24 AM
Fine I'll do it.
 
2011-11-18 02:23:36 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-18 03:42:48 AM
Say what you will about The Sun, but they sure have a news for nose.
 
2011-11-18 04:38:33 AM
I thought that was a place the Sun don't shine.
 
2011-11-18 06:04:34 AM
i1186.photobucket.com
 
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2011-11-18 09:25:09 AM
Amos Quito: FTA: "Consultant Mohamed Abbas-Ali, of Scoonthorpe Hospital, said: "It's not uncommon for tooth-filling amalgam to lodge in the sinus cavity..."


I'm starting to wonder if Britain should require more than a two-week course to earn a license in dentistry.


I was wondering that two years ago, when I visited London and saw firsthand what their teeth look like...
 
2011-11-18 10:51:12 AM
JonnyBGoode: Say what you will about The Sun, but they sure have a news for nose.

Win.
 
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