FirstNationalBastard: At least it was a Buzz Lightyear, because he never would have heard the end of it if he had gotten a woody stuck in his ass.

Well asstronauts are much more likely to be found near Uranus.

Buzz Lightyear to the rectum!
You've got a friend in me?

Durendal: Good thing the wings didn't pop out. Ouch.

So no Astroglide?

Durendal: Good thing the wings didn't pop out. Ouch.

Dunno, but if you look at the pic it sure looks like the wings are a little bit out to me..

Warlordtrooper: OK on a serious note. doesn't releasing these photos violate patient privacy laws?

Do you normally identify people by their spines, pelvic bones and/or things in their ass?

Durendal: Good thing the wings didn't pop out. Ouch.

Actually, they did - they're easier to see when Butt Lightyear is flipped the right way up, though:

You.Are.A.Dildo!

devilskware: Warlordtrooper: OK on a serious note. doesn't releasing these photos violate patient privacy laws?

Do you normally identify people by their spines, pelvic bones and/or things in their ass?

If the person see's that doctor's are profiting off their medical history then there's a problem. They can identify themselves with medical records and sue the doctor for releasing any sort of information.

That's an occupational hazard of space rangers... getting stuck inside a black hole.

What... How...

WHY?

thefireandpassion: devilskware: Warlordtrooper: OK on a serious note. doesn't releasing these photos violate patient privacy laws?

Do you normally identify people by their spines, pelvic bones and/or things in their ass?

If the person see's that doctor's are profiting off their medical history then there's a problem. They can identify themselves with medical records and sue the doctor for releasing any sort of information.

"Yes your honor, I can identify the person in that x-ray showing
2 double ended dildos stuck in someone's anus and lower intestine. It's me."

Somehow I don't see that one happening.

Was it made of fusilli?

FerneJohn: What... How...

WHY?

Hundred to one shot, doc. Didn't even realize someone had left it in the shower!

thefireandpassion: If the person see's that doctor's are profiting off their medical history then there's a problem. They can identify themselves with medical records and sue the doctor for releasing any sort of information.

I'm pretty sure that if I had ever had to visit the ER due to "slipping" on oh, lets just say Man-E-Faces, I wouldn't be making that public knowledge for a few bucks.

Houston, we have a problem.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Sex Toy Story

/really? I'm the first to link this?
//possibly nsfw

I was waiting for someone to post that, and this one too.

/also possibly nsfw

BSABSVR: thefireandpassion: If the person see's that doctor's are profiting off their medical history then there's a problem. They can identify themselves with medical records and sue the doctor for releasing any sort of information.

I'm pretty sure that if I had ever had to visit the ER due to "slipping" on oh, lets just say Man-E-Faces, I wouldn't be making that public knowledge for a few bucks.

It would probably be more than a few bucks as he violated doctor-patient confidentiality while doing this book too. Is it embarrassing? Yes. Is there a potential pay day worth the embarrassment? Maybe.

"Million to one shot, doc"

I saw this on CNN last night. Obviously most of the pictures are from women sticking things in their vajayjay.

Cool story bro time.


I used to work as a medic at a class II trauma center/ER. One night we had a guy come in that had that shameful, yet painful look on his face. Turned out he had a xxl vibrator slip out of his hands and become completely submerged in his turd cutter while it was still running. Turns out this guy is a word renowned doctor and medical professor at Washington University in St Louis and made the 3 hour drive all the way down here to Springfield Missouri so no one would know about the incident. Me and the charge nurse were the two who brought him back into the room to do the initial. Knowing about how he couldnt tell anyone about the incident and wouldnt complain no matter what happened, my charge nurse actually asked the guy if he wanted us to remove it or just change the batteries for him.

Autopsy photo of Ryan Dunn?

farkingismybusiness: Durendal: Good thing the wings didn't pop out. Ouch.

So no Astroglide?

It's not gliding, it's falling with style.

rickycal78: thefireandpassion: devilskware: Warlordtrooper: OK on a serious note. doesn't releasing these photos violate patient privacy laws?

Do you normally identify people by their spines, pelvic bones and/or things in their ass?

If the person see's that doctor's are profiting off their medical history then there's a problem. They can identify themselves with medical records and sue the doctor for releasing any sort of information.

"Yes your honor, I can identify the person in that x-ray showing
2 double ended dildos stuck in someone's anus and lower intestine. It's me."

Somehow I don't see that one happening.

regardless of the legal ramifications of publishing it, it's probly the single most blatant violation of the hippocratic oath i've ever seen. That being said, i'm thankfully amused someone made said violation to share this with the world.

SN1987a goes boom: Autopsy photo of Ryan Dunn?

TOO SOON!!

There's a good video on CNN about this... Link (new window)

And don't forget to order the book just in case for Christmas.. Link (new window)

Paris1127: To infinity and beyond behind?

To Alimentary, And Beyond!!

Got a friend who's an ER nurse. A few months back a guy came in with a corncob in his bunghole.

Why, yes... it was in Iowa! How did you know?

thefireandpassion: BSABSVR: thefireandpassion: If the person see's that doctor's are profiting off their medical history then there's a problem. They can identify themselves with medical records and sue the doctor for releasing any sort of information.

I'm pretty sure that if I had ever had to visit the ER due to "slipping" on oh, lets just say Man-E-Faces, I wouldn't be making that public knowledge for a few bucks.

It would probably be more than a few bucks as he violated doctor-patient confidentiality while doing this book too. Is it embarrassing? Yes. Is there a potential pay day worth the embarrassment? Maybe.

Actually, in almost all cases, x-rays are owned by the entity that took them (dentist, ER doctor, etc). As long as there's no information related to identifying the patient, there's also no HIPAA violation.

Have a friend who is a proctologist, he said strangest thing someone had stuck in them was a toilet plunger...

So, he didn't make it to infinity, but at least he made it to Uranus.

Has anyone yet praised the subby headline?


"......WRECKED 'EM?......HELL,IT DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM!"

Ed Finnerty: Feet first? Really?

This is what I'm saying....