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Whatthefark

2011-11-18 12:05:27 AM

It also makes ugly people more attractive.

butt-nuggets

2011-11-18 12:09:03 AM

so grab some buds

friedlinx

2011-11-18 12:20:57 AM

not this one

jmadisonbiii

2011-11-18 12:24:39 AM

Mr. Potatoass

2011-11-18 12:25:38 AM

Damn skippy it does.
Went on a bender, and bought 3 snuggies, and a couple of cans of that waterproof shiat that you can put a screen door in your bass boat with.
All I had to do was pay additional processing

*hic*

buckler

2011-11-18 12:27:54 AM

And it makes for better history lessons. (new window)

butt-nuggets

2011-11-18 12:30:23 AM

jmadisonbiii:

just crack the door open for about 3 seconds

pivazena

2011-11-18 12:36:37 AM

well it's making this thread funnier...

butt-nuggets

2011-11-18 12:42:10 AM

pivazena: well it's making this thread funnier...

we need more velocity though

pivazena

2011-11-18 12:44:13 AM

butt-nuggets: pivazena: well it's making this thread funnier...

we need more velocity though

does that mean I need to switch to 151?

polarisTheArcticRescueMoose

2011-11-18 12:46:15 AM

151? Why would you want to go to Manitowoc?

butt-nuggets

2011-11-18 12:47:21 AM

pivazena: butt-nuggets: pivazena: well it's making this thread funnier...

we need more velocity though

does that mean I need to switch to 151?

perhaps, but it's fourth and long. might have to punt

pivazena

2011-11-18 12:48:38 AM

butt-nuggets: pivazena: butt-nuggets: pivazena: well it's making this thread funnier...

we need more velocity though

does that mean I need to switch to 151?

perhaps, but it's fourth and long. might have to punt

I'm so lost on the metaphor. Just tell me what to do

invisbob

2011-11-18 12:49:07 AM

yay beer

poxic

2011-11-18 12:50:50 AM

Touchdown!

un_farking_real

2011-11-18 12:53:19 AM

"Does gallons", engrish much?

Fista-Phobia

2011-11-18 12:56:13 AM

Old Fashioneds

Nasteee.

endtimethirtyfour

2011-11-18 12:56:33 AM

un_farking_real: "Does gallons", engrish much?

~thank~ you!

butt-nuggets

2011-11-18 01:01:59 AM

endtimethirtyfour: un_farking_real: "Does gallons", engrish much?

~thank~ you!

What ya'll do?

Spyder_Monkey

2011-11-18 01:03:03 AM

It sure as hell makes Fark headlines more amusing

...except this one.

pivazena

2011-11-18 01:06:36 AM

polarisTheArcticRescueMoose: 151? Why would you want to go to Manitowoc?

For cheese and beer. And ice fishing

butt-nuggets

2011-11-18 01:12:14 AM

suxor

TJT

2011-11-18 01:34:14 AM

FTFA: But can alcohol fuel humor creation? Very little research has been done on the matter.

Farkers have been proving this "theory" for quite awhile.

girlspeetoo

2011-11-18 01:42:17 AM

TJT: FTFA: But can alcohol fuel humor creation? Very little research has been done on the matter.

Farkers have been proving this "theory" for quite awhile.

It sure can! I have been laughing at drunks for years!

video man

2011-11-18 01:46:26 AM

pivazena: butt-nuggets: pivazena: well it's making this thread funnier...

we need more velocity though

does that mean I need to switch to 151?

No. We need to go to ludicrous speed.

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pivazena

2011-11-18 01:52:53 AM

video man: pivazena: butt-nuggets: pivazena: well it's making this thread funnier...

we need more velocity though

does that mean I need to switch to 151?

No. We need to go to ludicrous speed.

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we've never gone that fast before! I don't know if this body can take it!

TomD9938

2011-11-18 02:01:38 AM

Does gallons of booze make for a better advertisement? It sure as hell makes Fark headlines more amusing

I find that FARK goes best with weed.

LordOfThePings

2011-11-18 02:03:37 AM

video man

2011-11-18 02:07:13 AM

TomD9938: Does gallons of booze make for a better advertisement? It sure as hell makes Fark headlines more amusing

I find that FARK goes best with weed.

Fark isn't that bad on coke either.

Neondistraction

2011-11-18 02:08:43 AM

TomD9938:

I find that FARK goes best with weed.

cdn.gunaxin.com

Second.

phrawgh

2011-11-18 02:36:34 AM

Ir also makes subby's mom less inhibited, and more attractive.

thefnz1

2011-11-18 03:15:33 AM

Using "Archie Bunker" voices also makes the headlines sing a bit better. I'm sort of partial to Edith and Meathead voices but I'm sure their are some diehard Sally Struthers fans out there that can hear her voice and not think "SOMEBODY KILL HER NOW! WHY MUST SHE WHINE SO MUCH ABOUT THE CHILDREN?"

Anyway, Archie Bunker game related to fark ALSO WORKS WITH ALCOHOL.

Try it for yourself!

Braindeath

2011-11-18 06:34:26 AM

video man: No. We need to go to ludicrous speed.

I drank half of one of those once.

The midgets/anything venn diagram is correct.

Nick Nostril

2011-11-18 06:38:59 AM

What say?

OneNightStand

2011-11-18 07:07:28 AM

Woody Guthrie advised that there were "a lot of good songs to be found in a fifth of whiskey, surprisingly fewer found in a quart."

Could be why Fark headlines are funnier earlier in the evening, or at least thought to be less funny depending on ModMin's level of sobriety.

Marcintosh

2011-11-18 07:17:30 AM

EVERYthing's funnier with Bourbon. Well, unless it's rehab

zabbers

2011-11-18 07:29:09 AM

thanks for reminding me about the Mad Men-like dream i had

edmo

2011-11-18 08:18:58 AM

Up through he 70s, maybe the 80s, liquid powered lunches were pretty common. America grew and grew despite it's troubles.

Today, workers act like a bunch of underage Mormons, partaking of nothing, no dumb jokes, perfectly civilized offices. A better environment to be sure.

But alas, America is sliding, number one only in childhood obesity, with fewer and fewer impressive business moves (unless you wank to mergers and cash transactions). Those half drunk old guys of yesteryear made themselves rich and kept the middle class happy. Today those sober super rich guys are making themselves filthy rich and killing off the middle class.

Vice had it virtues.

Leeds

2011-11-18 09:28:32 AM

I know, I know. But I'm sober right now. I'll try again tonight and see if I can do better.

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