this could be fun..............

or a pile of twitter jokes

She's divorcing him, and about time. I'm sure he'll be crying all the way to some vapid blond's house to be comforted.

So one talentless hack with fake boobs is divorcing another talentless hack with an IQ of approximately room temperature.

It's 'The Circle of Life (tm)'

What's going to happen to their lie-based "charity" work?

Low-tier actress known primarily for being pretty and showing off her body marries A-list actor at the height of his career. She becomes an A-list actor, then they get divorced when he slips a bit in the Hollywood pecking order.

Later, low-tier actor know primarily for being pretty and showing off his body marries A-list actress at the height of her career. He becomes a B-list actor (teetering toward A-list), then they get divorced when she slips a bit in the Hollywood pecking order.

So the question now, is: Which low-level actress is going to starf♥ck (and marry) Kutcher to boost her own career?

I liked what the Superficial dude said about it:

And like a douche Ashton posted his reaction on chime.in which he holds a financial stake, so now seems like as good as time as any to make some MON-AY:

I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK

I'm sure Demi Moore really appreciates Ashton Kutcher signing off their marriage like he's writing in her goddamn yearbook. What a great way to end six years together.

love
and
light
y'all

So... Demi's available now?

djkutch: I will only think about her in "About Last Night".

I will only think about her in "About Last Night".

I will only think about her in "About Last Night".

But is she a pro?

djkutch: I will only think about her in "About Last Night".

I will only think about her in "About Last Night".

I will only think about her in "About Last Night".

This movie was the pinnacle of Demi hotness. Shortly afterwards, she got that hideous boob job and totally tanked on the "Hot-O-Meter". Blech...

holy crap, that is one orange woman.

he wasted his youth as a tv star

he could have been having all kinds of pussy
but his mom-fixation ruined it for him

cryinoutloud: She's divorcing him, and about time. I'm sure he'll be crying all the way to some vapid blond's house to be comforted pegged.

ftfyomama

Maybe @aplusk should go back to supporting child rape...

The last couple of episodes of Two and a Half Men have been pretty good.

But it's Cryer, not Kutcher, who's carrying the show.

BURN

He should start doing massive amounts of blow while farking pornstars. Then when he gets fired from his gig, he can do a half assed public speaking tour until he slowly fades away from the public's consciousness.

Who gets custody of Bruce?

So Demi will be available soon?

YOO-HOO! DEMI! OVER HERE!!

Move along now, nothing unexpected happening here.