Now if Miller would just spit out those pebbles-

Aw...I bet Cain will cry himself to sleep over this.

Wow, Cain's endorsements are dropping faster than Anne Frank's plane when it came apart over the Bermuda Triangle.

Miller looks like a bloated washed up alcoholic just like crazy ass Victoria Jackson.

And he is not funny.

Now, I don't want to go on a rant here, but Dennis Miller unendorsing Herman Cain is like Buster Douglas calling Michael Spinks a hot mess. I hate to pile on to the hermanator, I mean I love the guy, but watching his campaign is slightly less depressing than Tess of the D'Urbervilles as read by a Bronte sister who is being frigged by Sinead O'Connor, while Everybody Hurts plays on the freaking gramophone.

I liked him. He had the intelligent, angry, white surbanite schtick down. Too bad he couldn't come up with new material. RIP sell out.

Dennis Miller is the living embodiment of how absolutely insane some people went after 9/11.

"Oh shiat, you mean people can actually hurt us? Bring on the fascism and protect our sorry asses already!"

The difference, subby, is that Cain wasn't killed by Miller's action.

Did the tortoise land on a post, by any chance?

This jackwagon went the full wingnut a long time ago, which not-so-coincidentally put the final nail in his career coffin. David Mamet and Frank Miller to follow, hopefully.

/Please?

Who is Dennis Miller?

Johnny Bananapeel: Who is Dennis Miller?

A hackneyed comic originally famous for his pretentiousness who got desperate and decided to dumb down his shtick and pander to Rush Limbaugh fans to stay relevant.

CorporatePerson: Johnny Bananapeel: Who is Dennis Miller?

A hackneyed comic originally famous for his pretentiousness who got desperate and decided to dumb down his shtick and pander to Rush Limbaugh fans to stay relevant.

I never looked at Dennis' actions as pandering or desperate for relevency to fill the seats.
I always thought it was because he is a giant pussy-and therefore went full derp because he was a'feared of brown folks.
I mean, didn't he admit that? Or do you think it's all an act?

/Enquiring minds...blahblahblah
//no srsly wtf? I can't believe I wrote this much about that douche; however I'm leaving it because it took a long time to type all this out

Thanks for tankin' nfl for a season or...something THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE

/you are OUTTA HERE

Johnny Bananapeel: Who is Dennis Miller?

Some comedian that used to be relevant a quarter-century ago, before he decided to get into right-wing politics. About a decade ago, he got into football - and got punted out of it about, well, a decade ago.

You know that old saw about "an expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less?" Dennis Miller is an expert comedian. That's his problem.

Like many of you I remember being younger and finding Dennis Miller funny. Seriously, conservatives, the minute you turn Republican you need to find a new job. I don't care what it is - just stay out of the comedy business. Jesus you ALL suck at it.

/

The Turtle moves!

When Dennis Miller's opinion of who should be President becomes relevant, we're in trouble.

He's not as funny as he once was.

"The BIG GULP.

People... how farking thirsty are you to want this thing? You could moor your farking Jet-Ski in there for Christs sake!."

He is smart and fair and thoughtful these days however.

In some markets, he airs before Rush (not here) and what a breath of fresh air over Becks overall wierdness that must be.
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His 1991 Black & White had me nearly pissing myself.

That'd be his master piece I suppose.

BSABSVR: Now, I don't want to go on a rant here, but Dennis Miller unendorsing Herman Cain is like Buster Douglas calling Michael Spinks a hot mess. I hate to pile on to the hermanator, I mean I love the guy, but watching his campaign is slightly less depressing than Tess of the D'Urbervilles as read by a Bronte sister who is being frigged by Sinead O'Connor, while Everybody Hurts plays on the freaking gramophone.

What the hell does "rant" mean?

Tie Miller to Hitchens and make them fight Rushdie tied to Matt Taibbi.

See if order can beat chaos.

Did Cain ever move out of last place in the GOP race?

Dennis Miller 1990 from Black & White.

I miss the 90s.

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GhostFish: Dennis Miller is the living embodiment of how absolutely insane some people went after 9/11.

"Oh shiat, you mean people can actually hurt us? Bring on the fascism and protect our sorry asses already!"

I wouldn't mind that attitude so much if they'd actually hurt us. No offense intended to 911 victims, but we barely got stung by a bee.

TomD9938: Dennis Miller 1990 from Black & White.

I miss the 90s.

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Back when people weren't overt human filth. It's like before you learned dad molested molly from age 12 on..

Phil Moskowitz: It's like before you learned dad molested molly from age 12 on

She was mature for her age.

An endorsement by fox should be a clear sign that the sane portion of the population should get up and run from the "candidate".

I used to be such a huge Dennis Miller fan. He has this bit about welfare in his book Rants that I used to quote all the time, in which he compares the United States to the Titantic and the poor and desperate to people who have fallen overboard. He ends with the line "And if we can't turn this boat around and go back for those people, throw them a life preserver, then we damn well deserve to hit that iceberg."

And now he has become what he used to rant against. Christ. Bill Hicks dies, Dennis Miller sells out, I hate getting old.

skepticultist: I used to be such a huge Dennis Miller fan. He has this bit about welfare in his book Rants that I used to quote all the time, in which he compares the United States to the Titantic and the poor and desperate to people who have fallen overboard. He ends with the line "And if we can't turn this boat around and go back for those people, throw them a life preserver, then we damn well deserve to hit that iceberg."

And now he has become what he used to rant against. Christ. Bill Hicks dies, Dennis Miller sells out, I hate getting old.

Yup. Same farking book in my 20s. I respected that rice paper thin piece of shiat too. Now I just hope his arteries harden and he becomes a peculiar death.

But presidents don't need to know anything.

Just like how that eagle dropped a tortoise on Aeschylus' head

I hate when that happens.

it's at least a little humorous to see acknowledging that somebody is in way over their head is known as 'dusting off the Palin playbook'.

probably not the punchline he was going for, but...it works.

Dennis Miller was funny back when he would read other people's words.

I don't remember exactly when Al Franken said this, but he said he used to get asked about Miller and why he had changed. Franken said that Miller hadn't changed, that Miller had always been the way he is now, only that Miller had kept what he now shows to the world from public view.

I used to like his 90's HBO show. I still have an audio clip from the time George Carlin came on his show to talk about George's military experience. Carlin's opinion on gays in the military was 'more pussy for me'.

What's a tortoise?

Herman Cain is hell of a lot funnier than Dennis Miller. He's campaign is so humorous that you have to invoke Poe's law, you can't say for sure whether he really is this dense conservative presidential candidate or whether he is just making fun of the process. If he is still around for my state primaries, I might just vote for him for the entertainment value he's brought to the election.

I feel obligated to post this in every washed up shill Dennis Miller thread.

THE MILLER'S CROSSING.

jm105: The Turtle moves!

There's very good eating on one of those, you know.

mhd: What's a tortoise?

You know what a turtle is, Leon? Same thing.

andrewagill: jm105: The Turtle moves!

There's very good eating on one of those, you know.

"Oh, a very useful philosophical animal, your average tortoise. Outrunning metaphorical arrows, beating hares in races... very handy."

Dennis miller is honestly the funniest conservative comedian out there.

Let the sink in.

FTA: While Miller still felt that Cain was still a "great guy" and that he could change his mind back at some time in the future, he thought that video made it to easy for the opposition to "dust off the Palin playbook."

Oh you mean by pointing out when a stupid moron says something stupid? That's the kind of thing you'd expect a political satirist to do.

/no that you know what that is you twunt waffling chucklefark.

"Let that sink in."

Me write gud.,

Miller ripped into Clinton every week. When Bush was elected, he refused to criticize him...by his own admission.

You cannot be a "political comedian" and have those kind of boundaries. So, he just quit being funny. You cannot be thought of as a comedic maverick when you are Bush's waterboy...