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(Daily Mail) Dumbass When you're drunk, do you: A) Lower your social inhibitions, B) Pass out, or C) Go to the zoo, strip to the waist, and climb into the Spider Monkey enclosure?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 45
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Melph [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 08:35:57 PM
A then C then B

/ I know, I know....it's always C
 
WI241TH [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 08:50:38 PM
How easy do think it is to sneak into the zoo? I need to see some penguins, like, right now.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 09:36:26 PM
What an amateur. He didn't even have sex with any of them.
 
Wise_Guy
2011-11-17 10:08:34 PM
Depends on the loot inside the enclosure.

/really need to put Skyrim down for a while
 
Sarah Palin's Conscience
2011-11-17 10:09:59 PM
This actually sounds like fun.
 
whatshisname
2011-11-17 10:11:05 PM
Sarah Palin's Conscience: This actually sounds like fun.

Except for the massive hemorrhaging from monkey bites part.
 
fusillade762
2011-11-17 10:11:16 PM
When you're drunk, do you: A) Lower your social inhibitions pants.

FTFSubby.
 
sseye
2011-11-17 10:11:41 PM
WI241TH: How easy do think it is to sneak into the zoo? I need to see some penguins, like, right now.

Oh hai Chumley. Ever get that bukket back?
 
Sarah Palin's Conscience
2011-11-17 10:15:47 PM
whatshisname: Sarah Palin's Conscience: This actually sounds like fun.

Except for the massive hemorrhaging from monkey bites part.

): Way to ruin my imagining.

Those bite marks look nasty.
 
Rindred
2011-11-17 10:19:31 PM
Do not taunt the Dynamite Monkey.
 
klaybc
2011-11-17 10:19:43 PM
Now, let's go wrestle that nun.

/old joke
 
Drew [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 10:20:26 PM
Aw man I guessed C
 
RookStar
2011-11-17 10:23:54 PM
Did it try to fark him in the ear?

/nyehnyehnyehnyeh
 
tinfoil-hat maggie [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 10:24:32 PM
I just like to get drunk and fark.
/wat?
/don't judge me ; )
 
davidphogan
2011-11-17 10:25:11 PM
That poor monkey is going to need some shots now.
 
vliam
2011-11-17 10:28:56 PM
A, C, then B.

What do I win?
 
The Southern Dandy
2011-11-17 10:31:50 PM
Those spider monkeys were all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
 
Barakku
2011-11-17 10:33:27 PM
Drew: Aw man I guessed C

But is that before or after spilling your drink on the server?
 
kelleygreen [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 10:34:48 PM
Spider pig, spider pig!

/does whatever a spider pig does
 
Neondistraction
2011-11-17 10:46:50 PM
He's lucky it was Spider Monkeys and not something bigger like a Chimpanzee or Orangutan or any ape really. He'd probably been ripped apart, literally.
 
Spyder_Monkey
2011-11-17 10:48:20 PM
D) All of the above
 
Don't Troll Me Bro! [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 10:48:20 PM
C is an element of A, so I guess it's C and therefore A for me.
 
offacue
2011-11-17 10:50:21 PM
D. Jump the fence and stick your dick into a sleeping ostrich.
 
Balchinian
2011-11-17 11:05:13 PM
Yes, yes, and not yet but it certainly doesn't sound outside the realm of probability. Spider monkeys are hot!
 
Barakku
2011-11-17 11:05:33 PM
offacue: D. Jump the fence and stick your dick into a sleeping ostrich.

Do birds even have...those? Why am I thinking about this. God damn it Fark.
 
croesius
2011-11-17 11:12:19 PM
Barakku: offacue: D. Jump the fence and stick your dick into a sleeping ostrich.

Do birds even have...those? Why am I thinking about this. God damn it Fark.

Cloaca bro....cloaca.
 
vliam
2011-11-17 11:18:13 PM
vliam: A, C, then B.

What do I win?

Crap. I just saw the boobie-poster's answer. I swear I wasn't copyin'
 
krsnite
2011-11-17 11:21:39 PM
Um, that monkey bit him so hard his bone was showing.

OH MY GOD.
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 11:32:21 PM
What kinda crippled introvert do you have to be where you need alcohol to do that?
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2011-11-17 11:43:07 PM
He was just there to spank the monkey...
 
El_Swino
2011-11-18 12:57:07 AM
I'd probably take off my pants first, but that's a minor detail.
 
Capt. Sparkles
2011-11-18 01:22:41 AM
Hell, I accomplish that much before breakfast every morning. And I do it completely sober.

/most of the time...
 
urban.derelict
2011-11-18 02:02:48 AM
Spyder_Monkey: D) All of the above
 
Gothnet
2011-11-18 02:55:53 AM
Wow, it's usually just A and B, but I know what I'm doing next time!
 
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2011-11-18 03:02:43 AM
At least he still has his face.
 
footshot [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 03:12:24 AM
www.footshot.webspace.virginmedia.com

(my son forces me to watch it...honest)
 
Pribar [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 03:32:19 AM
When I get drunk I log onto Fark, which come to think about it is pretty much the same as C, minus the ebola tainted monkey bites.
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 04:02:03 AM
fark off monkeys
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 04:04:03 AM
Melph: A then C then B

/ I know, I know....it's always C

What?
 
Dadoody
2011-11-18 04:59:01 AM
Tea Party? Shooter is Hispanic...automatic Occupy protestor. He was simply occupying the White House....with ammunition
 
tinfoil-hat maggie [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 05:05:09 AM
urban.derelict: Spyder_Monkey: D) All of the above

Umm yea that one ; )
 
Mr Cool
2011-11-18 05:15:51 AM
He just wanna spank them, they be naughty ya' know.
 
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2011-11-18 08:14:52 AM
Dadoody: Tea Party? Shooter is Hispanic...automatic Occupy protestor. He was simply occupying the White House....with ammunition

Wrong thread.
 
PYROY [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 08:37:16 AM
He should have squeezed its head off, then chased the other monkeys around with its corpse.
 
rico567
2011-11-18 02:32:55 PM
Daily Fail doesn't even proof their stupid articles........
 
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