Bout freekin foot draggin' time.

Baste them slowly.

I am happy, but don't expect any exotic vacations in their future if this happens.

Anyone else getting article about a Reagan-era frozen turkey?

Damn you subby for getting my hopes up.

I wouldn't be surprised if Cheney was responsible for more deaths than Bin Laden.

alternative girlfriend: Anyone else getting article about a Reagan-era frozen turkey?

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Turkeys are like $0.39/lb... why would you be so cheap as to even have to ask whether to cook a 30 year old (or whatever) turkey?

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Le Grand Inquisitor: alternative girlfriend: Anyone else getting article about a Reagan-era frozen turkey?

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Um....what?

I call fowl.

They're stuffed.

When will the International Court of Justice issue a warrant for Barack Obama for war crimes?

deep-fried frozen turkey counts as a WMD.

Funk Brothers: When will the International Court of Justice issue a warrant for Barack Obama for war crimes?

When he commits one, I'd guess.

/yup, that easy.

So I guess that means they will also issue a warrant for Obama for his ordering the United States armed forces to assist Libyan insurgents to ethnically cleanse thousands of black Sub-Saharan who were the descendants of slaves.

Innocent leader denied basic rights and trial at the hands of Cheney:


Obvious mercenary being treated according to Geneva Convention due to Obama's careful leadership:


/yes I RTFA
//also read the usual Fark Hive Mind responses

bmongar: Damn you subby for getting my hopes up.

beta_plus: So I guess that means they will also issue a warrant for Obama for his ordering the United States armed forces to assist Libyan insurgents to ethnically cleanse thousands of black Sub-Saharan who were the descendants of slaves.

Innocent leader denied basic rights and trial at the hands of Cheney:


Obvious mercenary being treated according to Geneva Convention due to Obama's careful leadership:


/yes I RTFA
//also read the usual Fark Hive Mind responses

Oh for farks sake... Your farking retarded

I hear that Canaduh will offer free vacations with full police protection for the G.W. Bush gang. Oh wait, they already do. Never mind.

/Silly Kanada and your President ignoring the international treaties that you signed to prevent torture and abuse of non-white/non/christian peoples.

Ancient Turkey in my freezer will cook up good on my wooden deck, in the propane fired deep fryer.

lazfx: beta_plus: So I guess that means they will also issue a warrant for Obama for his ordering the United States armed forces to assist Libyan insurgents to ethnically cleanse thousands of black Sub-Saharan who were the descendants of slaves.

Innocent leader denied basic rights and trial at the hands of Cheney:


Obvious mercenary being treated according to Geneva Convention due to Obama's careful leadership:


/yes I RTFA
//also read the usual Fark Hive Mind responses

Oh for farks sake... Your farking retarded

Sorry that discovering that President Peace Prize is a war criminal leaves you butthurt.

/b-b-b-but the UN said it was OK!

Has anyone mentioned yet that subby is referring to the wrong court?

That's the International Criminal Court that tries bad guys. The International Court of Justice arbitrates disputes between states and is a UN body. The ICC is not a UN body, but has some connections with it.

So will the trial be in Istanbul or Constantinople?

beta_plus: lazfx: beta_plus: So I guess that means they will also issue a warrant for Obama for his ordering the United States armed forces to assist Libyan insurgents to ethnically cleanse thousands of black Sub-Saharan who were the descendants of slaves.

Innocent leader denied basic rights and trial at the hands of Cheney:


Obvious mercenary being treated according to Geneva Convention due to Obama's careful leadership:


/yes I RTFA
//also read the usual Fark Hive Mind responses

Oh for farks sake... Your farking retarded

Sorry that discovering that President Peace Prize is a war criminal leaves you butthurt.

/b-b-b-but the UN said it was OK!

Wow that is some weapons grade derp spin.

How to you ethnically cleanse people who aren't residents of your country when they try to fight you in your country with lethal force?

Uh, subby,

Nixon you dolt!

Found a 4 year old turkey in the freezer two weeks ago. Thawed, closely inspected, cooked and ate it a few days later. Still yummy and no one got sick.

/it was on the bottom
//I always get a fresh 20-25# turkey for t-giving

lazfx: Oh for farks sake... Your farking retarded

Have you even read his comments? He can't possibly be farking anything.

alternative girlfriend: Le Grand Inquisitor: alternative girlfriend: Anyone else getting article about a Reagan-era frozen turkey?

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Um....what?

Subby was trying to be funny by linking "reagan-era frozen turkeys" with Cheney or Rumsfeld. Cause they are reagan-era...and...you know

madgonad: Found a 4 year old turkey in the freezer two weeks ago. Thawed, closely inspected, cooked and ate it a few days later. Still yummy and no one got sick.

/it was on the bottom
//I always get a fresh 20-25# turkey for t-giving

This is not the thread you are looking for.

As God as my witness I thought they could fly.

I was so happy for several seconds.

Is this what it sounds like, when doves cry?

Manfred J. Hattan: So will the trial be in Istanbul or Constantinople?

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

That's it, release a tantalizing headline and then judge the public reaction so you can think of some obscure way of completely dismissing it in 1-3 days by another fantastic headline that keeps HOPE AND CHANGE alive...

Dear_Prudence: I call fowl.

Dear Frozen Turkey open up your eyes
Dear Frozen Turkey see the sunny skies
The wind is low the birds will sing
That you are part of everything
Dear Frozen Turkey won't you open up your eyes?
....
Dear Frozen Turkey won't you come out to play
Dear Frozen Turkey greet the brand new day

beta_plus: So I guess that means they will also issue a warrant for Obama for his ordering the United States armed forces to assist Libyan insurgents to ethnically cleanse thousands of black Sub-Saharan who were the descendants of slaves.

Innocent leader denied basic rights and trial at the hands of Cheney:
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Obvious mercenary being treated according to Geneva Convention due to Obama's careful leadership:
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/yes I RTFA
//also read the usual Fark Hive Mind responses


Remind me again why i don't have you on ignore?

Good. Hopefully they will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

If it happens, I humbly ask that whichever one of you submits the link to use the HERO tag. These cretinous bastards (and their crony Newt Gingrich) have been the bane of the USA since Nixon unleashed them on us.

beta_plus

Intervening in a war where both sides are committing atrocities does not make one a war criminal. There's no evidence to suggest or reason to believe that the US was pushing the NTC to ethnically cleanse black Libyans, which would actually qualify. And there's a case to be made that what ethnic cleansing did occur was not so much the fault of the NTC as of the anarchic security situation and angry mobs.

/The US should join the ICC.
//If Bush hangs for this, so be it. At least a hundred thousand Iraqis didn't even get a trial first.

Ok, 48 comments in and I got nothing. Could someone explain the joke to - oh my God that photo dave1y posted is actually a GIF - me

Le Grand Inquisitor: alternative girlfriend: Anyone else getting article about a Reagan-era frozen turkey?

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That's not really a joke...it's just a stupid commentary.