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How One Fan Accidentally Caused the 2011 Atlanta Braves to Collapse
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Britney Spear's Speculum
2011-11-17 09:20:52 PM
This is the gayest shiat ever
EnviroDude
2011-11-17 10:20:19 PM
I have hung out here for a long time. In no way can I comprehend how intoxicated you have to be to greenlight this. I want my 8 minutes back
lostinspace1978
2011-11-17 10:46:51 PM
What a farking waste of time.
HairBolus
2011-11-17 10:50:22 PM
This is so tedious and lame I felt compelled to go to
YouTube
and give it a thumbs down.
ciderczar
2011-11-17 10:51:18 PM
Holy hell that was dull. What did we do to deserve that?
NBSV
2011-11-17 10:55:42 PM
I skipped ahead. Was it really about 4min of a black screen while he rambled about something? Then he was showing COD and I gave up.
Bad subby. Very very bad.
stonelotus
2011-11-17 11:13:19 PM
would like a word with subby.
Chulainn
2011-11-17 11:14:03 PM
I don't understand, I am going to walk away from my computer now. Partially because of this, and partially because there is a bruce lee movie on amc.
AppleOptionEsc
2011-11-17 11:18:24 PM
I skipped until the useless black went away.
"The next day I changed my gamer tag to NLDS."
HOLY FARK MONKEY BALLS. And 8 minute video that equates to "I didn't wear my lucky socks."
/
Mod
, At no point during your rambling green lights did you make any sense. We are all dumber for having watched this. I award you no points. May
drew
have mercy on your soul.
ein125
2011-11-17 11:53:11 PM
Sigh.
Is fark really getting this bad that shiat like this gets greenlit?
/Maybe time to move on and find something new
redcapote
2011-11-18 12:06:29 AM
Really? Fark sucks at posting even somewhat interesting videos. This just makes me not want to bother coming back.
browntimmy
2011-11-18 12:27:20 AM
Cool video. Here's a picture of some audio.
jackbooty
2011-11-18 12:39:09 AM
I don't know which sucked worse, that video or the Braves themselves.
gokc69
2011-11-18 12:51:26 AM
I lost 14 IQ points watching this. Subby, how could you have possibly found this entertaining?
Thresher
2011-11-18 12:53:11 AM
Massive fail,
failmitter.
You're not doing it right.
BiffDangler
2011-11-18 01:11:55 AM
I listened to him ramble for a minute and then I quit. What did I miss?
mattman2323
2011-11-18 01:15:40 AM
Every Cubs fan in the world would like to cockpunch you. DIAF.
Also, I can't get a greenlight on a dude exposing himself (and posing for the camera that caught him) in a park and this gets green? Whatever.
Fark you, Fark and Fark You, Subby.
SquishyLizard
2011-11-18 01:24:49 AM
Mr. Potatoass
2011-11-18 01:28:11 AM
What better place than here.
What better time than now.
#OCCUPYFARKSPORTSTAB
metametameta
2011-11-18 01:39:47 AM
Long story short, it takes 8 minutes to find out that he blames himself for some teams loss because he plays video games and is superstitious and is utterly full of himself. Also that he doesn't know even the most basic things about video editing, or how do or say anything remotely entertaining. His next video will probably be claiming caused the famine in Somalia because he played Halo after midnight on a Friday 13th, with a video of his Xbox downloading a system upgrade in the background.
friedlinx
2011-11-18 02:16:32 AM
Your an idiot
SauceIT
2011-11-18 02:21:13 AM
I toughed out 6:35 and so want to stab subby in the testicles.
Greenline
2011-11-18 02:25:10 AM
Taking credit for your favorite sports team losing is somehow a million times more irritating than taking credit for your favorite sports team winning.
bart2puck
2011-11-18 02:59:08 AM
EnviroDude
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I have hung out here for a long time. In no way can I comprehend how intoxicated you have to be to greenlight this. I want my 8 minutes back
you watched this for 8 minutes? you don't deserve those minutes back.
bart2puck
2011-11-18 03:01:09 AM
mattman2323
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Every Cubs fan in the world would like to cockpunch you. DIAF.
Also, I can't get a greenlight on a dude exposing himself (and posing for the camera that caught him) in a park and this gets green? Whatever.
Fark you, Fark and Fark You, Subby.
i don't know why this is so damn funny.
friedlinx
2011-11-18 03:19:32 AM
mattman2323
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Every Cubs fan in the world would like to cockpunch you. DIAF.
Also, I can't get a greenlight on a dude exposing himself (and posing for the camera that caught him) in a park and this gets green? Whatever.
Fark you, Fark and Fark You, Subby.
This thread is worthless without link of dude (subby) exposing himself.
Bell-fan
2011-11-18 03:26:53 AM
Who the fark greenlit this?
Seriously, the mod who greenlit this needs to step forward and own up to it so he or she can be dutifully scorned.
Greenlighter... you should be deeply ashamed of yourself.
This is so bad in fact that the green light on it should be revoked... or better yet... tagged to stay up as an abject lesson of what should never be greenlit.
Worst approved video EVER.
Hopalong Fantastically
2011-11-18 03:58:40 AM
This is about as funny as when someone takes a perfectly good joke and adds "and that's when the fight started" or some stupid shiate like that. What a waste of time.
EnviroDude
2011-11-18 04:54:35 AM
bart2puck
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EnviroDude: I have hung out here for a long time. In no way can I comprehend how intoxicated you have to be to greenlight this. I want my 8 minutes back
you watched this for 8 minutes? you don't deserve those minutes back.
i have no life
WupalooHavaii
2011-11-18 05:31:31 AM
Holy shiat, Fark has absolutely jumped the shark. Seriously, this place is dead. I have been coming here less and less this year, but dammit Drew, you just aren't making this any easier.
udeng01
2011-11-18 07:27:39 AM
Should've read the thread first. Usually bad videos don't get more than10-15 posts, so I skip them. Now I know when one is exceptionally bad, folks up the posts to come in and request the time lost out of their lives back.
/5:36
Rob_the_Irish_Bastard
2011-11-18 08:44:50 AM
2:10! Still far far too long a time to watch that shiat.
abhorrent1
2011-11-18 08:53:09 AM
Worst video evar!
Trebuchet-Farker
2011-11-18 09:20:08 AM
Brevity is the soul of wit... don't they teach these damn kids Shakespeare in school anymore?
scavenger
2011-11-18 09:28:49 AM
Protip:
To make your video more interesting, try including the loading screen for a video game. Everyone loves those.
DecemberNitro
2011-11-18 10:03:24 AM
ALL PARTIES INVOLVED IN THE CREATION AND GREENLIGHTING OF THIS VIDEO SHOULD BE MURDERED
/too much?
//video was schizophrenic incoherent babble
Treize26
2011-11-18 10:13:23 AM
Sophie's Choice was more hilarious than this.
nicculus1
2011-11-18 10:27:39 AM
WORST VIDEO EVAH
RobDownSouth
2011-11-18 10:30:38 AM
DecemberNitro
:
ALL PARTIES INVOLVED IN THE CREATION AND GREENLIGHTING OF THIS VIDEO SHOULD BE MURDERED
/too much?
//video was schizophrenic incoherent babble
I second this emotion.
enad58
2011-11-18 10:46:05 AM
friedlinx
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[i53.tinypic.com image 250x250]
Your an idiot
You're
not far behind.
/They teach this shiat in fourth grade, people.
MontanaDave
2011-11-18 11:20:47 AM
SauceIT
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I toughed out 6:35 and so want to stab subby in the testicles.
You made it 20 seconds longer than I did. I will let you use my lucky NLDS (Nobody Likes Dumbfark Submissions) rusty pocketknife for the ceremonial testicle stabbing.
troymccluresf
2011-11-18 11:31:43 AM
browntimmy
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Cool video. Here's a picture of some audio.
[www.music.vt.edu image 144x144]
Well, at least we got this post of of all this.
tweek46420
2011-11-18 12:05:35 PM
fark this shiat, i'm going back to playing skyrim
Sun Tzu
2011-11-18 12:08:57 PM
When Drew sobers up this week, somebody needs to show him what his mods are doing to his cash cow.
Drew, you really don't want to have to try and find a job in this economy, not with your age and lack of marketable skills.
EbolaNYC
2011-11-18 12:26:14 PM
Nice, you suck subby, and mods... REALLY?
Slappy McCynical
2011-11-18 12:28:26 PM
I tried to watch this steaming pile of cr..video with an open mind but, really, I just, there aren't words.
This may sound extreme to some, and those that are easily offended should stop reading now, but I think, and this took a lot of soul searching to come to this, I think the mod should have his beer taken away. There I said it. I know some may think this is going to far but what else would you do?
LumberJack
2011-11-18 02:17:59 PM
I only made it about 13 seconds in before I had to turn it off.
wattimus
2011-11-18 02:56:13 PM
i really really really just want to see someone own up to submitting this or approving this.
nakedcritic
2011-11-18 03:41:11 PM
That is the worst thing I have ever seen.
/and I'm a holocaust survivor
HellRaisingHoosier
2011-11-18 04:01:25 PM
Whoever submitted this needs to die in a fire.
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