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(Washington Post) Interesting U.S. Announces it has weaponized a basement dweller   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 14
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omnibus_necanda_sunt [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 11:38:46 PM
www.societiesmirror.com
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 11:41:12 PM
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On point for the nation


/sleep tight
 
Balchinian
2011-11-17 11:56:50 PM
So all you terrist nations watch out...or we'll send you pics of CP, gore, and traps, along with a million requests for sauce.

/I'm thinking they might want to stick with the hypersonic bomb idea.
 
Man On Fire
2011-11-18 12:25:42 AM
we only did this to counter enemy attic-dwellers.
 
SnakeLee [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 01:05:42 AM
Mixolydian Master: [img266.imageshack.us image 640x512]
On point for the nation


/sleep tight

Nice, I haven't seen that one before
 
Get Lost
2011-11-18 02:33:54 AM
So they are taking away those bio-energy weapons from these basement dwellers and instead giving a them a 1Gbps up and down, fiber Internet connection? Cool.

/Penis=bio-weapon
//Have you never seen penis chat roulette. Theres millions of them. Just enough to turn every Republican in North America to the gay side.
 
Shocktopus
2011-11-18 04:54:06 AM
CYBERCOME CYBERAT ME, CYBERBRO!!!
 
Vertdang
2011-11-18 05:07:51 AM
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aspAddict
2011-11-18 07:02:03 AM
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Reporting for duty!!!
 
imontheinternet
2011-11-18 09:29:37 AM
Reports indicate that terrorists have responded to this new cyberthreat with coordinated suicide bombings at the corporate headquarters of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. No word yet on casualties.
 
Vacation Bible School
2011-11-18 09:55:35 AM
spb.fotolog.com
 
cefm
2011-11-18 10:27:32 AM
Warning: Do not weaponize trolls
www.games-workshop.com
 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark]
2011-11-18 11:56:09 AM
This is only the beginning, then they'll start making online battlegrounds where online armies will fight instead of actual words.

I other words, WoW will be a branch of the army.
 
El Pelon
2011-11-18 12:29:07 PM
OOOO! The government has warned that they other countries will be at "grave risk"! With what? Financial instability? The threat of obesity? Wicked retarded politicians?

I bet they are so scared!!!

Vacation Bible School: Well played.
 
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