RexTalionis: She looks a bit like Tilda Swinton if she was trying to dress up as Jodie Foster from Silence of the Lambs.

Nail. Head.

Tilda Swinton and Jodie Foster's bastard(??) love child.

Obama's hair has turned Bill Cosby sorta-gray. When did this happen?

More like, it's finally her turn because no one else will have him now

PsiChick: Fark is not your personal erotica site.

Peterotica, please...

That was some of the sappiest prose ever. I thought it was written by a teenaged girl. Imagine my surprise to see it was penned by two *men.*

InOmnibusCaritas: [resources0.news.com.au image 640x360]

What's she lookin at?

she is. she lookin at the bootie

FTFH: His smile alone could power a Third World country.

What does Obama have against Third World countries?!?

MrEricSir: Obama's hair has turned Bill Cosby sorta-gray. When did this happen?

Being president does bad things to you these days. They all start looking a bit grey, lose or gain weight, and appear to age a decade in a single term, at least in my experience. It's called stress. It increases cortisol production and your adrenal glands go into perpetual overdrive, and you age prematurely. Then you get out of office and embrace the relative peacefulness of speaking engagements at $100k a pop.

He's totally hitting that.

DAT ASS

I was honestly expecting the author to write, "Obama, I want you inside me."

ThisNameSux: He's totally hitting that.

Meanwhile, Michelle is hitting the buffet.

/oh no he didn't
//oh yes I did

His smile alone could power a Third World country



Love that Joker!

CygnusDarius: InOmnibusCaritas: [resources0.news.com.au image 640x360]

What's she lookin at?

His... Hands. His big, black, beautiful manly hands.

Big hands
I know you're the one
/dammit, thanks for that earworm

Austrailia is always a couple of years behind America anyway. In about three years or so everyone over there will be sick of him too.

Did somebody already post that creepy Ronald McDonald wtf am I reading? I can't always see pics on my work computer.

*wtfamireadingcreepyclown.jpg*

Di Atribe: Jackson Herring: What the actual fark did I just read

"Two people were nice to each other and it's so icky!"

HAHA! Yes, precisely. It's so strange that people can be nice to each other, that the author of TFA goes on and on. It made it to Fark, so they are rewarded with at least a dozen more hits (at most, who really reads TFA? I skimmed and looked at the pictures). She is good looking in a "Got MILF?" kinda way.

And it's our solemn duty on Fark to make fun of all involved.

FishyFred: Jackson Herring: What the actual fark did I just read

I think the author has gone through one too many grocery checkout lanes with "MICHELLE OBAMA GOES NUTS ON BARACK OCHEATER" tabloid headlines.

Although she didn't look particularly thrilled to be with him at the Carrier Classic.

Bravo, to you.

new world order handshake detected (index finger extended)

2wolves: RexTalionis: She looks a bit like Tilda Swinton if she was trying to dress up as Jodie Foster from Silence of the Lambs.

I... I... don't have a problem with any of that.

Be back in 15.

Quit bragging.

Shadi: (index finger extended)

He's just pointing at Obama's crotch and making some joke about being down under.

This is gonna be trouble.

FirstNationalBastard: Warren is a pimp,.

Help me out here.

BolloxReader: MrEricSir: Obama's hair has turned Bill Cosby sorta-gray. When did this happen?

Being president does bad things to you these days. They all start looking a bit grey, lose or gain weight, and appear to age a decade in a single term, at least in my experience. It's called stress. It increases cortisol production and your adrenal glands go into perpetual overdrive, and you age prematurely. Then you get out of office and embrace the relative peacefulness of speaking engagements at $100k a pop.

It's especially stressful when none of your old friends will talk to you any more because you're not the superhero they thought you should be.

/but then, he wouldn't have been elected if he hadn't pretended to be a superhero
//I blame the 53%

Jackson Herring: What the actual fark did I just read

It's just a reporter trying to start a rumor that a certain someone would like a little 'dark meat' this Thanksgiving.

What the Fark did I just read ??/

Oh Australian paper .. Murdock's most likely --

Some one should pull a few lines and Caption the Saudi ambassador / GW Bush Man/ love whitehouse make out - with them