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(The Smoking Gun)   Did you know that Lowe's and Home Depot had a butt improvement aisle   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 25
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2011-11-17 08:54:39 PM
She was just in the wrong part of the country:

www.signsbypost.com
 
2011-11-17 08:55:44 PM
troll.me
 
2011-11-17 08:59:54 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

From the looks of things, she quickly ran out of silicone and switched to cottage cheese.
 
2011-11-17 09:01:32 PM
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-11-17 09:08:14 PM
Remember ladies, callipygous is far better than steatopygous.
 
2011-11-17 09:14:55 PM
Glad she got busted, but I'm have a hard time feeling sympathetic for the victims. This is a step below flying to mexico for cheap plastic surgery.
 
2011-11-17 09:18:23 PM
I know desperation does strange things, but... But... Well. Come on, how STUPID can you be? :I
 
2011-11-17 09:21:32 PM
I have an injection that I can give the ladies to make their asses bigger. I give it with my penis in repeated doses.
 
2011-11-17 09:29:34 PM
The silicone, she told agents, was stored in an unmarked "water jug with a spigot." For each injection, "Kim" poured the silicone "into a cup and from the cup Kim used a needle and syringe to draw the silicone which Kim injected into the buttocks."

To have this done to you, and pay $1,000 for it, requires a whole other level of stupid.
 
2011-11-17 09:36:04 PM
Twinkies do the same thing, and they taste better!

Not a big fan of vulgarly giant asses...
 
2011-11-17 09:46:29 PM
How does silicone injected into your butt end up in your lung?
 
2011-11-17 09:48:10 PM
The Baltimore woman told agents that she paid $1000 for each silicone injection, procedures that were performed on the bed in a room at the Renaissance Hotel.

Meh, the stupid is strong with this one. I have a hard time mustering sympathy for the victims.
 
2011-11-17 09:48:55 PM
usernameguy: How does silicone injected into your butt end up in your lung?

...Talkin' outta yer ass.
 
2011-11-17 09:52:29 PM
usernameguy: How does silicone injected into your butt end up in your lung?

It has to be the bloodstream, doesn't it? Respiratory system and all.

It's kind of funny to think that a "procedure" that started with breast implants found its back back to the chest area. Nature works in mysterious ways.
 
2011-11-17 09:59:52 PM
friedlinx: [28.media.tumblr.com image 290x405]


Oh. My...................Goodness.........


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2011-11-17 10:08:43 PM
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/giggity
 
2011-11-17 10:08:45 PM
Women: quit demeaning yourselves.
Men. Accept women for what they are. My girl is perfect, just not to some stupid standard.
 
2011-11-17 10:16:54 PM
Silicone Sister Busted For Butt, Hip Injections

She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong, play the song with the funky break"

I've always imagined a "Smedley" to look like a stereotypical accountant type, wearing a suit and thick glasses,
 
2011-11-17 10:19:37 PM
A lot of guys say things like "I'd wreck that ass" but this woman actually did.
 
2011-11-17 11:13:14 PM
How mentally screwed up do you have to be to do this to yourself and pay $1000 for it?

And I thought the strippers near my place were crazy....
 
2011-11-17 11:46:34 PM
Of course, Subby. She probably bought her butt silicone from where this is foudn:

img64.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-17 11:51:36 PM
FTA: Two days after her final treatment in March, the stripper became ill and was treated at The Johns Hopkins Hospital for pneumonia. She was also diagnosed with fluid on her lungs.


I thought pneumonia was fluid on the lungs...
 
2011-11-18 01:26:58 AM
Sounds like a 1,000 Ways to Die episode waiting to happen.

#877 Caulk Butt - A wannabe hip-hop queen and aspiring songwriter gets butt implants so she can get the attention of a male rapper who's into large butts on women (and has a hit song about his love for large-butted women). However, the surgeon she hired was a fraud, and her butt implants were made of common bathroom caulk instead of medical-grade silicone. The syringe the surgeon used accidentally hit an artery and sent the caulk into her circulatory system where it clogged her heart and led to cardiac arrest.
 
2011-11-18 02:52:27 AM
Looks like she also had some upper arm injections too.
 
2011-11-18 06:58:18 AM
Butt improvement, gold spray paint, modifiied wooden toilet rollers, these big box stores have so much to offer.
 
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