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(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Today I quote a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herman Cain: "We need a leader, not a reader"   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 73
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Bagelox-99
2011-11-17 02:55:33 PM
What I said over in the Rick Perry thread: We want a leader who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room, but isn't.
 
yanceylebeef [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 02:58:05 PM
Also, we would like a pitcher, not a belly itcher.
 
yanceylebeef [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 03:09:37 PM
Crap, I didn't see the other submitted link when I commented.
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2011-11-17 03:54:59 PM
It's even worse on video.
Again, strange thing to say on a book tour.
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 03:58:39 PM
Then, this Thursday morning, his campaign cancelled an interview with the New Hampshire Union Leader, that state's largest paper, when they were unable to exclude C-Span from videotaping it.

Wha?

Does c-span hate America, or... what is it I am missing here?
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 05:03:06 PM
i269.photobucket.com

What are you reading FOR?
 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 05:04:43 PM
img685.imageshack.us
 
CitizenTed [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 05:06:41 PM
Somehow, this is the fault of liberals who are hypocritically attacking Herman Cain because of his skin color.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 05:12:35 PM
Christ, even Bush was a reader.
 
vernonFL [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 05:14:20 PM
Well, I have to give the GOP *some* credit

When faced with a choice between Gingrich and Cain, between someone who is considered intelligent and someone who isn't, they are seeming to pick Gingrich.
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2011-11-17 05:21:17 PM
"Shut up, asshole!"

www.gpb.org
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 05:25:24 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Shut up, asshole!"

[www.gpb.org image 640x507]

Seriously. Geordi should go kick Herman Cain's ass but good.

That would be awesome.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 05:27:45 PM
gilgigamesh: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Shut up, asshole!"

[www.gpb.org image 640x507]

Seriously. Geordi should go kick Herman Cain's ass but good.

That would be awesome.

TAKE A LOOK, BIATCH!

*slaps with book*

IT'S IN A MOTHERFARKING BOOK!

*slaps again with a book*

A GODDAMNED READING FARKING RAINBOW!
 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 05:39:38 PM
FirstNationalBastard: What are you reading FOR?

Looks like we got ourselves a reader
 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 05:46:07 PM
If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 05:49:59 PM
farm7.static.flickr.com

//qd. fark you, I'm eatin'
 
WhyteRaven74
2011-11-17 05:54:13 PM
Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Theodore Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln et al just rolled over in their graves.
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 05:58:45 PM
What the fark?
No, seriously, what the fark?
 
BroVinny
2011-11-17 06:01:40 PM
Be a thinker, not a stinker.

/got nothing
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 06:07:31 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: FirstNationalBastard: What are you reading FOR?

Looks like we got ourselves a reader

WE WANT OUR THUUUMBS!!
 
dletter [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 06:08:52 PM
Didn't know we elected leaders now based on their ability to come up with stuff like "We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher"

Let's see what else we can come up with:

"We need a President, not an illegal resident"
"We need a Commander in Chief, not a cause of grief"
"We need a tough guy, not the Duff guy"
 
krapykid03
2011-11-17 06:09:33 PM
I would love to see a Cain/Obama election. Just to see the racists' heads explode.
 
El Freak [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 06:10:18 PM
Sadly, a lot of Americans agree with this. We are a nation of willful idiots and we deserve every bad thing that is happening, and is about to happen, to us.
 
RaceDTruck [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 06:12:55 PM
Perhaps Mr. Cain could try the interwebsLink (new window)
 
Endrick [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 06:14:01 PM
i288.photobucket.com
 
sammyk [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 06:29:16 PM
Bagelox-99: What I said over in the Rick Perry thread: We want a leader who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room, but isn't.

We tried that and that sock puppet got us into two wars, did obscene things to the debt then watched the world economy take a monstrous dump on his watch.
 
TheOther
2011-11-17 06:47:37 PM
That may be true, in a way, and we might even need a pizza...but we don't need you, HC.
 
VictoryCabal [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 06:58:37 PM
Really? No one? Not a single farking one of you? *sigh* I guess I'll take the bullet:
ticklebooth.com (new window)
 
Makh [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 07:07:07 PM
VictoryCabal: Really? No one? Not a single farking one of you? *sigh* I guess I'll take the bullet:
[ticklebooth.com image 308x270] (new window)

I was going to come here to ask about his stance on buying land.
 
Brettster808 [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 07:07:55 PM
In regards to Rick Perry, I think we might be talking about a .22 caliber mind in a .357 magnum world.
 
TheOther
2011-11-17 07:11:10 PM
Brettster808: In regards to Rick Perry, I think we might be talking about a .22 caliber BB-gun mind in a .357 magnum world.

He'll put out your eye.
 
cmunic8r99 [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 07:12:26 PM
newine.files.wordpress.com
 
VictoryCabal [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 07:25:51 PM
Makh: I was going to come here to ask about his stance on buying land.

Thank you!
 
Sister Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 07:38:24 PM
I heart this headline SO HARD. Came for President Camacho, leaving satisfied. *waves to cretinbob*

/and probably back later
//whee
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 07:38:52 PM
...please...defend this asshat.

Try.

We tried the Idiot Boy King, and we're still soaking in his "great ideas."

Maybe we should pick someone who at least pretends that they've had thoughts of their own.
 
Gonz [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 07:43:41 PM
TheOther: Brettster808: In regards to Rick Perry, I think we might be talking about a .22 caliber BB-gun mind in a .357 magnum world.

He'll put out your eye.

Oh, way to miss an awesome reference. Here's a hint- the best President this Nation's had in the past 40 years said it, on live TV.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 07:50:22 PM
We need a catcher, not a belly scratcher.
 
BKITU [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 07:53:13 PM
VictoryCabal: Makh: I was going to come here to ask about his stance on buying land.

Thank you!

I understand he'll be forming a committee to determine the economic feasibility of procuring Speed Stick.
 
ignatiusst [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 08:00:30 PM
El Freak: Sadly, a lot of Americans agree with this. We are a nation of willful idiots

And defeatist. Don't forget that. We are a nation of defeatist, too.
 
antidisestablishmentarianism [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 08:17:41 PM
celebfails.com
But I like readers...
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 08:22:51 PM
antidisestablishmentarianism: [celebfails.com image 510x364]
But I like readers...

Those kids look like little puritans pointing out the adulterer.
 
TheOther
2011-11-17 08:30:54 PM
Gonz: TheOther: Brettster808: In regards to Rick Perry, I think we might be talking about a .22 caliber BB-gun mind in a .357 magnum world.

He'll put out your eye.

Oh, way to miss an awesome reference. Here's a hint- the best President this Nation's had in the past 40 years said it, on live TV.

Naw, I didn't miss it...I just thought it was giving Perry way too much credit.
 
one0nine
2011-11-17 08:45:58 PM
antidisestablishmentarianism: [celebfails.com image 510x364]
But I like readers...

Is that "One Fish - Two Fish - Chocolate Starfish"?
 
Mr. Anon
2011-11-17 08:48:22 PM
Seriously GOP. This is who is one of your top picks? Someone who doesn't want to read? Heaven forbid you read something, because that might change one of your idiot preconceived notions and then cause you to think.

GOP, No independent thought allowed.
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 08:49:04 PM
FirstNationalBastard: antidisestablishmentarianism: [celebfails.com image 510x364]
But I like readers...

Those kids look like little puritans pointing out the adulterer.

You! Into the cornfield!
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 08:50:33 PM
one0nine: antidisestablishmentarianism: [celebfails.com image 510x364]
But I like readers...

Is that "One Fish - Two Fish - Chocolate Starfish"?

One Fish, Two Fish, Spread Fish, Blew Fish.
 
eagles95
2011-11-17 08:52:25 PM
is that line actually in Idiocracy? i've seen the movie a dozen times but can't remember it. For sure in the simpsons movie. if it is in Idiocracy then we as a country are damn close to actually following in its footsteps
 
antidisestablishmentarianism [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 08:52:31 PM
FirstNationalBastard: antidisestablishmentarianism: [celebfails.com image 510x364]
But I like readers...

Those kids look like little puritans pointing out the adulterer.

I thought they might just be pointing to wear the load goes.
 
Zulu_as_Kono
2011-11-17 09:00:42 PM
antidisestablishmentarianism: But I like readers...

Hope you like prolapses, too.
 
Mawson of the Antarctic
2011-11-17 09:01:39 PM
FirstNationalBastard: gilgigamesh: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Shut up, asshole!"

[www.gpb.org image 640x507]

Seriously. Geordi should go kick Herman Cain's ass but good.

That would be awesome.

TAKE A LOOK, BIATCH!

*slaps with book*

IT'S IN A MOTHERFARKING BOOK!

*slaps again with a book*

A GODDAMNED READING FARKING RAINBOW!

+1 Gajillion internets for you
 
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