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(News24)   Teacher rapes 11 pupils. It looks like they should have *puts on sunglasses" put on sunglasses. YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH   (news24.com) divider line 151
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2011-11-17 06:26:49 PM  

jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


Goddammit!
Why do I eat when I'm on here?
 
2011-11-17 06:30:46 PM  
I don't get i--....
Oh, pupils.

OK. I get it, I get it...
 
2011-11-17 06:32:09 PM  
Someone was trying to beat Sandusky at his own game. Clearly.
 
2011-11-17 06:32:20 PM  
I don't get the headl... oh. Ooh.

That deserves a 10 megawatt golf clap.
 
2011-11-17 06:34:42 PM  
OCCUPY the PRESS
 
2011-11-17 06:35:58 PM  
Haha, nice one subby!
 
2011-11-17 06:38:22 PM  
For the hell of it...

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2011-11-17 06:38:36 PM  
Grade 11 is 16-17 y/o

Giggity.
 
2011-11-17 06:40:10 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: bravesfan44: Hassan Ben Sobr: So, he dilated his pupils?

And a month of TF for you. That's pretty damn awesome right there.

Wow, thanks! It seem that Christmas, like this teacher, comes early this year!


You're very welcome. According to the instructions I'm suppose to to hold your hand and show you the ropes of TF. Well I don't know the ropes myself and most of those kids in TFD are too fast for me and I don't understand what kids are up to now a days anyway since I'm old. I usually just read the submissions and vote on links and stuff. Anyway I'll make you a welcome thread and you can come in and introduce yourself. Your TF should be active right now. Good luck!
 
2011-11-17 06:45:56 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: So, he dilated his pupils?


Now THAT made me laugh.


/you are a bad person
//we should feel bad too
 
2011-11-17 06:50:35 PM  

bravesfan44: You're very welcome. According to the instructions I'm suppose to to hold your hand and show you the ropes of TF. Well I don't know the ropes myself and most of those kids in TFD are too fast for me and I don't understand what kids are up to now a days anyway since I'm old. I usually just read the submissions and vote on links and stuff. Anyway I'll make you a welcome thread and you can come in and introduce yourself. Your TF should be active right now. Good luck!


I was given trial by fire with my TF gift last week. It's more fun that way.
 
2011-11-17 06:53:12 PM  
He said pupils were being taught about abuse, including sexual abuse, when one of them told the principal that she had been raped by a teacher

What better way to teach then to give first hand experience.
 
2011-11-17 06:55:22 PM  

Guidette Frankentits: He said pupils were being taught about abuse, including sexual abuse, when one of them told the principal that she had been raped by a teacher.

Kids, there's nothing more cool that being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. It's your body. No one has the right right to touch you if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First you say "no." Then you get out of there. Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust. Like your parents, your teacher, or a police officer.

Link (new window)(nsfw language)


Didn't need to tell him, he already knew.

/just sayin'
 
2011-11-17 07:01:13 PM  
I don't know why I thought of Glenn Beck after reading the headline?
 
2011-11-17 07:03:19 PM  

greggerm: special20: I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?

Pupil: The pupil is a hole located in the center of the iris of the eye that allows light to enter the retina.[1] It appears black because most of the light entering the pupil is absorbed by the tissues inside the eye. In humans the pupil is round, but other species, such as some cats, have slit pupils.[2] In optical terms, the anatomical pupil is the eye's aperture and the iris is the aperture stop. The image of the pupil as seen from outside the eye is the entrance pupil, which does not exactly correspond to the location and size of the physical pupil because it is magnified by the cornea. On the inner edge lies a prominent structure, the collarette, marking the junction of the embryonic pupillary membrane covering the embryonic pupil.


Hell. Going.

/Goddamnitsomuch, Subs...
 
2011-11-17 07:09:32 PM  

greggerm: special20: I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?

Pupil:


Oh God damn it! I had skinny head... I'm glad I knocked off work right after that post.
 
2011-11-17 07:11:09 PM  

chookbillion: special20: I seriously don't get it. I've been away for a bit... head down... drinking heavily, debauchery, stopping now and then to pay restitution... but I seriously don't get the joke in the headline.

I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?

Don't feel too bad. I had to read through half of the comments before I got it. The "Yo dog..." post somehow cleared it up for me. My mistake was trying to link sunglass use to something in the article, rather than staying purely within the headline. What comes of reading articles, I suppose.


Well, I know I'm not going to apply for MENSA membership this week. =)
 
2011-11-17 07:13:07 PM  

Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.


AYE!
 
2011-11-17 07:17:57 PM  
Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

AYE!


Hey, I was only KIDDING, mods!

/Srsly, JK!
 
2011-11-17 07:22:28 PM  
Nice subby.
+1

/would like a seat over there
 
2011-11-17 07:23:49 PM  

LesserEvil: [timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com image 600x400]
"Hey Coach, I just saw some teacher raping pupils"
"That doesn't make any sense,but I'll let the AD know somebody is fondling eyeballs"


Came for Penn State reference
 
2011-11-17 07:24:41 PM  

miscreant: ArtosRC: Ah, South Africa. The land of where twenty-five percent of of-age males are admitted rapists.

FTFY. A quarter of the male population hasn't just raped somebody, they freely admit it.


I wonder if SA rape is really that high for the African continent, or if there is just much better reporting and statistics due to the White South Africans. Does anybody really think the situation is much better than Uganda, Somalia, Congo, or many other African countries?
 
2011-11-17 07:32:49 PM  
ChuDogg: I wonder if SA rape is really that high for the African continent, or if there is just much better reporting and statistics due to the White South Africans. Does anybody really think the situation is much better than Uganda, Somalia, Congo, or many other African countries?

In those countries, it's rape/murder, which is a bit harder for the victim to report.
 
2011-11-17 07:34:06 PM  

Amos Quito: Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

AYE!


Hey, I was only KIDDING, mods!

/Srsly, JK!


Crap. That was supposed to be pronounced 'I' like pirate-yes, I agree with the added bonus of being an eye pun.

/fail
 
2011-11-17 07:35:44 PM  
img79.imageshack.us

Rapin' up Eyeballs! AH AH AH OH!
Girly so Groovy! AH AH AH OH!
 
2011-11-17 07:37:54 PM  

Amos Quito: Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

AYE!


Hey, I was only KIDDING, mods!

/Srsly, JK!


I was curious what he posted, but after a few GIS I'm guessing it could have been pretty ugly.
 
2011-11-17 07:45:44 PM  

Jingo Ate Your Baby: Amos Quito: Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

AYE!


Hey, I was only KIDDING, mods!

/Srsly, JK!

Crap. That was supposed to be pronounced 'I' like pirate-yes, I agree with the added bonus of being an eye pun.

/fail



No, you got the "aye" right, I was just saying that I was only kidding when I said that jst3p (or anyone) should be banned from posting images.
 
2011-11-17 08:12:55 PM  

lordargent: Why 11th graders would have even stood around for that sort of thing and not reveal it until they're in a sexual abuse class.


This is South Africa. It's quite possible the students didn't realize it was sexual abuse until someone explained it to them.

That, or the teacher could be getting set up here. Student has grudge against teacher + student learning about sexual abuse = abuse allegation against teacher.

Or it could even be a combination of the two--one or two students get abused, reveal it to the rest of the class, and every kid thinks they've been abused.
 
2011-11-17 08:15:12 PM  
Rape is bad, mmkay, but I'll be damned if this thread doesn't bring teh funnay
 
2011-11-17 08:25:11 PM  
 
2011-11-17 08:34:18 PM  

Amos Quito: Jingo Ate Your Baby: Amos Quito: Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

AYE!


Hey, I was only KIDDING, mods!

/Srsly, JK!

Crap. That was supposed to be pronounced 'I' like pirate-yes, I agree with the added bonus of being an eye pun.

/fail


No, you got the "aye" right, I was just saying that I was only kidding when I said that jst3p (or anyone) should be banned from posting images.


I don't think they banned me from posting images, the deleted post said that the image had been switched (it was hotlinked) and usually if they delete due to content they delete all references to that post too and they haven't. If there no image in this post then I am wrong and they have hit me with the hammer...

www.bartcop.com
 
2011-11-17 08:38:57 PM  

CygnusDarius: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]

Roll for sanity loss.

[phoenixinn.iwarp.com image 600x750]


my brain just asploded!
 
2011-11-17 08:41:26 PM  
As God as my witness, I first read the headline as "teacher rapes 11 pitbulls." Even worse, I was relieved when I realized it was only pupils.

www.all-creatures.org
A happy, non-raped pitbull.
 
2011-11-17 09:13:27 PM  

jst3p: Amos Quito: Jingo Ate Your Baby: Amos Quito: Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

AYE!


Hey, I was only KIDDING, mods!

/Srsly, JK!

Crap. That was supposed to be pronounced 'I' like pirate-yes, I agree with the added bonus of being an eye pun.

/fail


No, you got the "aye" right, I was just saying that I was only kidding when I said that jst3p (or anyone) should be banned from posting images.

I don't think they banned me from posting images, the deleted post said that the image had been switched (it was hotlinked) and usually if they delete due to content they delete all references to that post too and they haven't. If there no image in this post then I am wrong and they have hit me with the hammer...

[www.bartcop.com image 428x640]



Nope, you're good.

/She can grind on my hammer anytime
 
2011-11-17 09:16:04 PM  

Amos Quito: jst3p:
Nope, you're good.

/She can grind on my hammer anytime


And my wife wonders why I actually watched "Charmed".

While listening to something else.

And called it "The Booby Show".
 
2011-11-17 09:39:28 PM  
turbo.indyposted.com

You'll put your eye out.
 
2011-11-17 09:40:44 PM  

jst3p: Amos Quito: Jingo Ate Your Baby: Amos Quito: Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

AYE!


Hey, I was only KIDDING, mods!

/Srsly, JK!

Crap. That was supposed to be pronounced 'I' like pirate-yes, I agree with the added bonus of being an eye pun.

/fail


No, you got the "aye" right, I was just saying that I was only kidding when I said that jst3p (or anyone) should be banned from posting images.

I don't think they banned me from posting images, the deleted post said that the image had been switched (it was hotlinked) and usually if they delete due to content they delete all references to that post too and they haven't. If there no image in this post then I am wrong and they have hit me with the hammer...

[www.bartcop.com image 428x640]


unfortunately, they photoshopped her arms.

/mmmmmmmm.... hairy Alyssa Milano.
 
2011-11-17 09:53:49 PM  
This thread made me cry i laughed so hard... damn you all.
 
2011-11-17 09:55:11 PM  
I am curious, can some one link that removed image?
 
2011-11-17 09:56:09 PM  
South Africa: "You gonna get raped."
 
2011-11-17 10:41:29 PM  
"I am curious, can some one link that removed image?"

^this...my day has been too boring
 
2011-11-17 11:13:36 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-17 11:36:27 PM  

Muffin'sTop: I am curious, can some one link that removed image?



But that would mean I would have to search for it, and find it, and SEE it again...

Count your blessings.

Trust me.
 
2011-11-18 01:20:04 AM  
I only noticed a few hours ago that *puts on sunglasses" starts with an asterisk and ends with a quotation mark.
 
2011-11-18 03:45:58 AM  

ChuDogg: miscreant: ArtosRC: Ah, South Africa. The land of where twenty-five percent of of-age males are admitted rapists.

FTFY. A quarter of the male population hasn't just raped somebody, they freely admit it.

I wonder if SA rape is really that high for the African continent, or if there is just much better reporting and statistics due to the White South Africans. Does anybody really think the situation is much better than Uganda, Somalia, Congo, or many other African countries?


Having lived in SA for 16 years (before and after 1994) and now living in a neighboring country... I can tell you, yes its bad. Statistically more rapes are reported in SA than in other African countries. BUT they estimate more than 70% of all rapes are not reported. Rape also goes coupled with a lot of other violent crimes such as farm murders, breaking and entering/robbery, Hijackings, etc etc..

It more a power and control thing than a purely sexual thing. I won't go into the whole colour and cultural thing. I don't want to be accused of racism.

Also it seems like the girls are getting younger and younger...

As a woman... (of any colour)... You don't walk around alone at night. You don't go out alone. You don't get into Taxi's alone. You don't stay home alone without having a house with security features up the wazoo (we have burglars bars, six foot cement fence, pit bull, armed response, neighborhood watch).

But none of that helps the women who are raped by family members and so on.

It's really very sad and very scary.
 
2011-11-18 09:31:54 AM  
www.princessheartparty.com

I like where this thread is going...
 
2011-11-18 09:52:22 AM  
Headline is stupid.
 
2011-11-18 02:37:49 PM  

Natsumi: now living in a neighboring country


snltranscripts.jt.org

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2011-11-18 03:23:43 PM  
I'd still like to know what jst3p posted. Anyone got the link?
 
2011-11-18 05:10:06 PM  

the_sidewinder: bhcompy: Calm Down You Spaz: void recursiveApplause() {
i++;
recursiveApplause();
}

meh, it's probably still wrong

It has a superfluous statement in it, there's no reason to increment i (assuming i is a global variable)


Not to mention the eventual stack overflow caused by infinite recursion.
 
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