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(News24)   Teacher rapes 11 pupils. It looks like they should have *puts on sunglasses" put on sunglasses. YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH   (news24.com) divider line 151
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2011-11-17 05:41:50 PM

thelordofcheese: ~sniff~ Is it a little dusty in here? I think I've got something in my eye.


Sorry about that.
 
2011-11-17 05:42:15 PM
Eye thought the headline was pretty cornea.
 
2011-11-17 05:42:35 PM
I farking love this meme.

/The sunglasses one, not rape
//rape
 
2011-11-17 05:43:19 PM
South Africa, you say?

Just how much AIDS did this guy have?
 
2011-11-17 05:43:24 PM
I used a period and not a colon. Eh, doesn't matter to rapists, so it won't matter to me.
 
2011-11-17 05:44:55 PM
Does this sound fishy to anyone else?

Witnesses? And ALL these kids IN THE SCHOOL?
I think there's more we don't know about yet.
My oldest is in the same grade and NOTHING is secret with them.
Trust me!

It's why I had to sell my windowless van.
 
2011-11-17 05:46:10 PM
You'd think they would have seen it coming.
 
2011-11-17 05:48:02 PM

lacrossestar83: I farking love this meme.

/The sunglasses one, not rape
//rape


You said rape twice
 
2011-11-17 05:48:03 PM

bhcompy: Calm Down You Spaz: void recursiveApplause() {
i++;
recursiveApplause();
}

meh, it's probably still wrong


It has a superfluous statement in it, there's no reason to increment i (assuming i is a global variable)
 
2011-11-17 05:48:18 PM
Rape rape? No, rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape!
 
2011-11-17 05:49:13 PM

Hassan Ben Sobr: So, he dilated his pupils?


And a month of TF for you. That's pretty damn awesome right there.
 
2011-11-17 05:50:41 PM

dryknife: You'd think they would have seen it coming.


Win.
 
2011-11-17 05:51:37 PM

Bondith: South Africa, you say?

Just how much AIDS did this guy have?


They were teacher's AIDS.
 
2011-11-17 05:51:54 PM

kingoomieiii: It's awful, but I laughed.


Yup.
 
2011-11-17 05:53:18 PM
 
2011-11-17 05:53:48 PM

ArtosRC: I used a period and not a colon. Eh, doesn't matter to rapists, so it won't matter to me.


Some rapists prefer the colon.
 
2011-11-17 05:53:48 PM
www.threadbombing.com

/Window seat, please
 
2011-11-17 05:55:43 PM

jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]



AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.
 
2011-11-17 05:55:46 PM
The Grade 11 teacher would allegedly tell students to stay behind after class so he could help them with their homework.

This is the part where you say no son...
 
2011-11-17 05:56:27 PM
...in a row?
 
2011-11-17 05:56:55 PM
Headline of the week. Book it, done.
 
2011-11-17 05:58:31 PM

special20: I seriously don't get it. I've been away for a bit... head down... drinking heavily, debauchery, stopping now and then to pay restitution... but I seriously don't get the joke in the headline.

I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?


Pupil - one of those wonderful English words with multiple, unrelated meanings.
 
2011-11-17 05:58:52 PM
He said pupils were being taught about abuse, including sexual abuse, when one of them told the principal that she had been raped by a teacher.
Masilela said more pupils then approached the principal and a case was opened against the teacher.


The Grade 11 teacher

Maybe I'm too cynical, but something smells fishy here to me, like.

1) Why 11th graders would have even stood around for that sort of thing and not reveal it until they're in a sexual abuse class.

2) How long ago did these events happen, (because 11th graders are a hop skip and jump away from graduating).

// I'm just imagining what would happen if an 11th grade teacher tried to touch a student inappropriately at my ghetto high school.
 
2011-11-17 05:58:52 PM
I didn't get the headline at first, but then it hit me retina head.
 
2011-11-17 05:58:57 PM

jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-17 06:00:23 PM
Hey, my first (known) simulpost with lordargent! *lights cigarette* was it good for you too?
 
2011-11-17 06:01:52 PM
Yawn, it doesn't take much to make some people laugh. Standards are really low in this place if this is seen as a headline of the year candidate.
 
2011-11-17 06:03:11 PM

jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


I know the headline walks a fine line but damn! We did not deserve that!

/Subby

Amos Quito: I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.


I also support this.
 
2011-11-17 06:03:54 PM

special20: I seriously don't get it. I've been away for a bit... head down... drinking heavily, debauchery, stopping now and then to pay restitution... but I seriously don't get the joke in the headline.

I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?


Don't feel too bad. I had to read through half of the comments before I got it. The "Yo dog..." post somehow cleared it up for me. My mistake was trying to link sunglass use to something in the article, rather than staying purely within the headline. What comes of reading articles, I suppose.
 
2011-11-17 06:04:31 PM

Wendy's Chili: kingoomieiii: It's awful, but I laughed.

Ditto.


Same here. Aisle seat, etc.
 
2011-11-17 06:04:45 PM
This is a great headline for this meme. That said, I dislike that meme headline almost as much as the Goofus and Gallant headlines. Still get a +1 from me
 
2011-11-17 06:05:10 PM

EasyWind: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]

I know the headline walks a fine line but damn! We did not deserve that!

/Subby

Amos Quito: I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

I also support this.


Awwwww....

www.coolthisweek.com
 
2011-11-17 06:05:20 PM

Guidette Frankentits: Kids, there's nothing more cool that being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. It's your body. No one has the right right to touch you if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First you say "no." Then you get out of there. Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust. Like your parents, your teacher, or a police officer.


But what if I WANT to be touched in an uncomfortable place by my hot teacher? When I was in school, there were several teachers I'd have worn down to a bloody stain on my bed from constant sex if given the chance. At least two or three of them even by the standards of an adult no longer completely at the mercy of his hormones.
 
2011-11-17 06:07:40 PM

Latinwolf: Yawn, it doesn't take much to make some people laugh. Standards are really low in this place if this is seen as a headline of the year candidate.


www.mentalfloss.com
 
2011-11-17 06:10:27 PM

jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


My Eyes!

//The goggles, they do nothing.
 
2011-11-17 06:11:52 PM
timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com
"Hey Coach, I just saw some teacher raping pupils"
"That doesn't make any sense,but I'll let the AD know somebody is fondling eyeballs"
 
2011-11-17 06:12:05 PM

jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


I hate you so much right now...

I think I'll go back and look at the Saudi sexy eyes thread for some eye and mind bleach.
 
2011-11-17 06:15:12 PM

Uzzah: The mismatch in the headline between the asterisk and the quotation mark and the oddly-capitalized "pupils" threw me too much upon first read.


Very relieved I am not the only punctuation Nazi who was thrown off by that.

Then I LOLed. HOTY if it had been submitted correctly, but I'm'a gonna have to vote for a DSQ for technical reasons.

/ already have an aisle seat reserved
// hoping for a bump to Business Class
/// no image/comic version yet? Fark, you're slipping!
 
2011-11-17 06:15:42 PM
It's been a while since we've had a good skullfarking thread.
 
2011-11-17 06:16:32 PM

bravesfan44: Hassan Ben Sobr: So, he dilated his pupils?

And a month of TF for you. That's pretty damn awesome right there.


Wow, thanks! It seem that Christmas, like this teacher, comes early this year!
 
2011-11-17 06:16:48 PM

Supes: I admire subby's ability to avoid the Sandusky reference.


I think subby showed a decidely myopic ability to avoid a Sandusky reference since I was raped by Jerr..oh wait, I wasn't. Nevermind.....
 
2011-11-17 06:18:00 PM
This meme has officially hit its peak. In a good way.

/ now please, let it retire honorably
 
2011-11-17 06:19:54 PM

LesserEvil: "Hey Coach, I just saw some teacher raping pupils"
"That doesn't make any sense,but I'll let the AD know somebody is fondling eyeballs" "Why are you telling me this now? Pretend we didn't have this conversation until I get the all-time wins record. If you stay quiet, I'll promote you. Now get out of my office -- I have to go call a lawyer to figure out exactly the bare minimum I have to do."


FTFY.

/ adjusts tin foil
 
2011-11-17 06:21:03 PM

jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


Roll for sanity loss.

phoenixinn.iwarp.com
 
2011-11-17 06:21:48 PM

ArtosRC: Ah, South Africa. The land of where twenty-five percent of of-age males are rapists.


The people who now run the South Africa have different customs than the other people did when that terrible system called "apartheid" was in place. We must respect them and their culture because all people are equal. In South Africa, it is well known by the population in charge that raping a virgin cures AIDS. The teacher probably just had a little case of AIDS and was raping children as a medical treatment for himself. It's really nothing to get all worked up about.
 
2011-11-17 06:22:02 PM

ArtosRC: Ah, South Africa. The land of where twenty-five percent of of-age males are admitted rapists.


FTFY. A quarter of the male population hasn't just raped somebody, they freely admit it.
 
2011-11-17 06:23:11 PM

lordargent: He said pupils were being taught about abuse, including sexual abuse, when one of them told the principal that she had been raped by a teacher.
Masilela said more pupils then approached the principal and a case was opened against the teacher.

The Grade 11 teacher

Maybe I'm too cynical, but something smells fishy here to me, like.

1) Why 11th graders would have even stood around for that sort of thing and not reveal it until they're in a sexual abuse class.

2) How long ago did these events happen, (because 11th graders are a hop skip and jump away from graduating).

// I'm just imagining what would happen if an 11th grade teacher tried to touch a student inappropriately at my ghetto high school.


Predators target weak victims. They meet certain criteria, the the predators move in. The predators know to look for certain types of people. In this case a certain type of student, not just a student in general.
 
2011-11-17 06:24:17 PM
So that headline is all kinds of awesome.
 
2011-11-17 06:24:38 PM
All at once? New Record!
 
2011-11-17 06:25:32 PM

lordargent: He said pupils were being taught about abuse, including sexual abuse, when one of them told the principal that she had been raped by a teacher.
Masilela said more pupils then approached the principal and a case was opened against the teacher.

The Grade 11 teacher

Maybe I'm too cynical, but something smells fishy here to me, like.

1) Why 11th graders would have even stood around for that sort of thing and not reveal it until they're in a sexual abuse class.

2) How long ago did these events happen, (because 11th graders are a hop skip and jump away from graduating).

// I'm just imagining what would happen if an 11th grade teacher tried to touch a student inappropriately at my ghetto high school.


I'm probably wrong, but in some places, the age of the students is the name of the grade. IIRC, these are middle schoolers.
 
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