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2011-11-17 02:33:56 PM  
heh
 
2011-11-17 02:39:39 PM  
It's awful, but I laughed.
 
2011-11-17 02:43:08 PM  
+1 subby
 
2011-11-17 02:57:25 PM  
I really shouldn't laugh at that, but that was well played. Totally tasteless and bordering on depraved, but well played.
 
2011-11-17 03:11:41 PM  
file.walagata.com

/I laughed
 
2011-11-17 03:14:54 PM  
YEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
 
2011-11-17 03:15:35 PM  
Oh, and this is clearly Headline Of The YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
 
2011-11-17 04:27:24 PM  

kingoomieiii: It's awful, but I laughed.


Ditto.
 
2011-11-17 05:06:34 PM  
Greatness.
 
2011-11-17 05:11:43 PM  
All those who were raped, say eye.
 
2011-11-17 05:19:58 PM  
Corrective rape.
 
2011-11-17 05:21:21 PM  
eye see what you did there
 
2011-11-17 05:21:22 PM  
*snort* rofl
 
2011-11-17 05:21:52 PM  
You're bad, subby.

/but I laughed
 
2011-11-17 05:21:59 PM  
Did he do it on 11/11/11 at 11:11?
 
2011-11-17 05:22:05 PM  
So, he dilated his pupils?
 
2011-11-17 05:22:38 PM  
Thanks, subby. Now I'm going to hell.

/was going to hell anyway, probably
 
2011-11-17 05:23:06 PM  
That makes me feel special inside
 
Slu
2011-11-17 05:23:14 PM  
Great headline.
 
2011-11-17 05:23:37 PM  
Hilarious on its own, but doubly hilarious because it reminds of "little miss run home to daddy...ran home to her daddy"
 
2011-11-17 05:24:02 PM  
I am expecting his defense to be that he was teaching sex ed and a few of his students required a little more of a hands on approach in order to understand the material.
 
2011-11-17 05:24:11 PM  
recursiveApplause() {
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2011-11-17 05:24:12 PM  
HLOTY Candidate?

Bravo, subby!

/took me a second and then subby owed me a new keyboard
 
2011-11-17 05:25:53 PM  
So full of win.
 
2011-11-17 05:26:32 PM  
ANOTHER Pedo State headline?

/wait, sorry. My mistake.
 
2011-11-17 05:26:42 PM  

JRoo: Did he do it on 11/11/11 at 11:11?


If he did, it was for deeply spiritual purposes and they should be thankful for a great instructor.
Subby has cornea humor.
 
2011-11-17 05:27:33 PM  
Daddy raped my eyes.
 
2011-11-17 05:27:43 PM  
"Teacher rapes 11 Pupils. It looks like they should have *puts on sunglasses" put on sunglasses. YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH"

minorityfortune.com

/oblig
 
2011-11-17 05:29:08 PM  

Codenamechaz: [file.walagata.com image 341x283]

/I laughed


it is if it's a midget clown.
 
2011-11-17 05:29:26 PM  
I admire subby's ability to avoid the Sandusky reference.
 
2011-11-17 05:30:24 PM  
I guess ze goggles did nothing.
 
2011-11-17 05:31:18 PM  
guyclapping.gif
 
2011-11-17 05:32:00 PM  
Oh man... my transformation into a real farker keeps growing.

I laughed at a headline about raping children.

at least I felt bad about it, so I'm still not ready for totalfark.
 
2011-11-17 05:32:03 PM  
Shady headline, shady story.

These charges sound dilated. Teacher is being framed.
 
2011-11-17 05:32:16 PM  

Calm Down You Spaz: void recursiveApplause() {
i++;
recursiveApplause();
}


meh, it's probably still wrong
 
2011-11-17 05:32:18 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: So, he dilated his pupils?


The mismatch in the headline between the asterisk and the quotation mark and the oddly-capitalized "pupils" threw me too much upon first read.

^^ This one, though -- this is truly a work of art.
 
2011-11-17 05:32:31 PM  
11 pupils?

/Yo ho ho
//It's driving me nuts!
 
2011-11-17 05:33:13 PM  
Since this happened south of the equator, where the seasons are the opposite of ours in the states, this would make sense. Don't stare at the autumn/winter sun in the southern hemisphere. Its going to be a hot one!
 
2011-11-17 05:35:15 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: So, he dilated his pupils?



Ooh. Failed to pinpoint that prior reference.

/Dons sackcloth and ashes...
 
2011-11-17 05:35:50 PM  
~sniff~ Is it a little dusty in here? I think I've got something in my eye.
 
2011-11-17 05:36:41 PM  
I seriously don't get it. I've been away for a bit... head down... drinking heavily, debauchery, stopping now and then to pay restitution... but I seriously don't get the joke in the headline.

I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?
 
2011-11-17 05:37:31 PM  

thelordofcheese: ~sniff~ Is it a little dusty in here? I think I've got something in my eye.


Don't worry, it's just Subby's penis. You probably can't even feel it.
 
2011-11-17 05:37:32 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: Thanks, subby. Now I'm going to hell.

/was going to hell anyway, probably


Just you? I am on the phone chartering a bus to hell for all of the above.
Me too.
 
2011-11-17 05:38:22 PM  
He said pupils were being taught about abuse, including sexual abuse, when one of them told the principal that she had been raped by a teacher.


Kids, there's nothing more cool that being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. It's your body. No one has the right right to touch you if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First you say "no." Then you get out of there. Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust. Like your parents, your teacher, or a police officer.


Link (new window)(nsfw language)
 
2011-11-17 05:38:41 PM  
Ow subby thats awfulness. Mad propz to you.

Out your bad self subby. If you're not a TFer you soon will be.
 
2011-11-17 05:38:56 PM  

special20: I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?


Pupil: The pupil is a hole located in the center of the iris of the eye that allows light to enter the retina.[1] It appears black because most of the light entering the pupil is absorbed by the tissues inside the eye. In humans the pupil is round, but other species, such as some cats, have slit pupils.[2] In optical terms, the anatomical pupil is the eye's aperture and the iris is the aperture stop. The image of the pupil as seen from outside the eye is the entrance pupil, which does not exactly correspond to the location and size of the physical pupil because it is magnified by the cornea. On the inner edge lies a prominent structure, the collarette, marking the junction of the embryonic pupillary membrane covering the embryonic pupil.
 
2011-11-17 05:39:08 PM  
It's a shame they were so accommodating to this slab off. I see that the authorities converged quickly.
 
2011-11-17 05:39:49 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: So, he dilated his pupils?


www.fosterspage.net
 
2011-11-17 05:40:27 PM  

special20: I seriously don't get it. I've been away for a bit... head down... drinking heavily, debauchery, stopping now and then to pay restitution... but I seriously don't get the joke in the headline.

I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?


www.myfacewhen.net
 
2011-11-17 05:41:46 PM  
Ah, South Africa. The land of where twenty-five percent of of-age males are rapists.
 
2011-11-17 05:41:50 PM  

thelordofcheese: ~sniff~ Is it a little dusty in here? I think I've got something in my eye.


Sorry about that.
 
2011-11-17 05:42:15 PM  
Eye thought the headline was pretty cornea.
 
2011-11-17 05:42:35 PM  
I farking love this meme.

/The sunglasses one, not rape
//rape
 
2011-11-17 05:43:19 PM  
South Africa, you say?

Just how much AIDS did this guy have?
 
2011-11-17 05:43:24 PM  
I used a period and not a colon. Eh, doesn't matter to rapists, so it won't matter to me.
 
2011-11-17 05:44:55 PM  
Does this sound fishy to anyone else?

Witnesses? And ALL these kids IN THE SCHOOL?
I think there's more we don't know about yet.
My oldest is in the same grade and NOTHING is secret with them.
Trust me!

It's why I had to sell my windowless van.
 
2011-11-17 05:46:10 PM  
You'd think they would have seen it coming.
 
2011-11-17 05:48:02 PM  

lacrossestar83: I farking love this meme.

/The sunglasses one, not rape
//rape


You said rape twice
 
2011-11-17 05:48:03 PM  

bhcompy: Calm Down You Spaz: void recursiveApplause() {
i++;
recursiveApplause();
}

meh, it's probably still wrong


It has a superfluous statement in it, there's no reason to increment i (assuming i is a global variable)
 
2011-11-17 05:48:18 PM  
Rape rape? No, rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape!
 
2011-11-17 05:49:13 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: So, he dilated his pupils?


And a month of TF for you. That's pretty damn awesome right there.
 
2011-11-17 05:50:41 PM  

dryknife: You'd think they would have seen it coming.


Win.
 
2011-11-17 05:51:37 PM  

Bondith: South Africa, you say?

Just how much AIDS did this guy have?


They were teacher's AIDS.
 
2011-11-17 05:51:54 PM  

kingoomieiii: It's awful, but I laughed.


Yup.
 
2011-11-17 05:53:18 PM  
 
2011-11-17 05:53:48 PM  

ArtosRC: I used a period and not a colon. Eh, doesn't matter to rapists, so it won't matter to me.


Some rapists prefer the colon.
 
2011-11-17 05:53:48 PM  
www.threadbombing.com

/Window seat, please
 
2011-11-17 05:55:43 PM  

jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]



AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.
 
2011-11-17 05:55:46 PM  
The Grade 11 teacher would allegedly tell students to stay behind after class so he could help them with their homework.

This is the part where you say no son...
 
2011-11-17 05:56:27 PM  
...in a row?
 
2011-11-17 05:56:55 PM  
Headline of the week. Book it, done.
 
2011-11-17 05:58:31 PM  

special20: I seriously don't get it. I've been away for a bit... head down... drinking heavily, debauchery, stopping now and then to pay restitution... but I seriously don't get the joke in the headline.

I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?


Pupil - one of those wonderful English words with multiple, unrelated meanings.
 
2011-11-17 05:58:52 PM  
He said pupils were being taught about abuse, including sexual abuse, when one of them told the principal that she had been raped by a teacher.
Masilela said more pupils then approached the principal and a case was opened against the teacher.


The Grade 11 teacher

Maybe I'm too cynical, but something smells fishy here to me, like.

1) Why 11th graders would have even stood around for that sort of thing and not reveal it until they're in a sexual abuse class.

2) How long ago did these events happen, (because 11th graders are a hop skip and jump away from graduating).

// I'm just imagining what would happen if an 11th grade teacher tried to touch a student inappropriately at my ghetto high school.
 
2011-11-17 05:58:52 PM  
I didn't get the headline at first, but then it hit me retina head.
 
2011-11-17 05:58:57 PM  

jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-17 06:00:23 PM  
Hey, my first (known) simulpost with lordargent! *lights cigarette* was it good for you too?
 
2011-11-17 06:01:52 PM  
Yawn, it doesn't take much to make some people laugh. Standards are really low in this place if this is seen as a headline of the year candidate.
 
2011-11-17 06:03:11 PM  

jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


I know the headline walks a fine line but damn! We did not deserve that!

/Subby

Amos Quito: I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.


I also support this.
 
2011-11-17 06:03:54 PM  

special20: I seriously don't get it. I've been away for a bit... head down... drinking heavily, debauchery, stopping now and then to pay restitution... but I seriously don't get the joke in the headline.

I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?


Don't feel too bad. I had to read through half of the comments before I got it. The "Yo dog..." post somehow cleared it up for me. My mistake was trying to link sunglass use to something in the article, rather than staying purely within the headline. What comes of reading articles, I suppose.
 
2011-11-17 06:04:31 PM  

Wendy's Chili: kingoomieiii: It's awful, but I laughed.

Ditto.


Same here. Aisle seat, etc.
 
2011-11-17 06:04:45 PM  
This is a great headline for this meme. That said, I dislike that meme headline almost as much as the Goofus and Gallant headlines. Still get a +1 from me
 
2011-11-17 06:05:10 PM  

EasyWind: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]

I know the headline walks a fine line but damn! We did not deserve that!

/Subby

Amos Quito: I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

I also support this.


Awwwww....

www.coolthisweek.com
 
2011-11-17 06:05:20 PM  

Guidette Frankentits: Kids, there's nothing more cool that being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. It's your body. No one has the right right to touch you if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First you say "no." Then you get out of there. Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust. Like your parents, your teacher, or a police officer.


But what if I WANT to be touched in an uncomfortable place by my hot teacher? When I was in school, there were several teachers I'd have worn down to a bloody stain on my bed from constant sex if given the chance. At least two or three of them even by the standards of an adult no longer completely at the mercy of his hormones.
 
2011-11-17 06:07:40 PM  

Latinwolf: Yawn, it doesn't take much to make some people laugh. Standards are really low in this place if this is seen as a headline of the year candidate.


www.mentalfloss.com
 
2011-11-17 06:10:27 PM  

jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


My Eyes!

//The goggles, they do nothing.
 
2011-11-17 06:11:52 PM  

timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com
"Hey Coach, I just saw some teacher raping pupils"
"That doesn't make any sense,but I'll let the AD know somebody is fondling eyeballs"

 
2011-11-17 06:12:05 PM  

jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


I hate you so much right now...

I think I'll go back and look at the Saudi sexy eyes thread for some eye and mind bleach.
 
2011-11-17 06:15:12 PM  

Uzzah: The mismatch in the headline between the asterisk and the quotation mark and the oddly-capitalized "pupils" threw me too much upon first read.


Very relieved I am not the only punctuation Nazi who was thrown off by that.

Then I LOLed. HOTY if it had been submitted correctly, but I'm'a gonna have to vote for a DSQ for technical reasons.

/ already have an aisle seat reserved
// hoping for a bump to Business Class
/// no image/comic version yet? Fark, you're slipping!
 
2011-11-17 06:15:42 PM  
It's been a while since we've had a good skullfarking thread.
 
2011-11-17 06:16:32 PM  

bravesfan44: Hassan Ben Sobr: So, he dilated his pupils?

And a month of TF for you. That's pretty damn awesome right there.


Wow, thanks! It seem that Christmas, like this teacher, comes early this year!
 
2011-11-17 06:16:48 PM  

Supes: I admire subby's ability to avoid the Sandusky reference.


I think subby showed a decidely myopic ability to avoid a Sandusky reference since I was raped by Jerr..oh wait, I wasn't. Nevermind.....
 
2011-11-17 06:18:00 PM  
This meme has officially hit its peak. In a good way.

/ now please, let it retire honorably
 
2011-11-17 06:19:54 PM  

LesserEvil: "Hey Coach, I just saw some teacher raping pupils"
"That doesn't make any sense,but I'll let the AD know somebody is fondling eyeballs" "Why are you telling me this now? Pretend we didn't have this conversation until I get the all-time wins record. If you stay quiet, I'll promote you. Now get out of my office -- I have to go call a lawyer to figure out exactly the bare minimum I have to do."


FTFY.

/ adjusts tin foil
 
2011-11-17 06:21:03 PM  

jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


Roll for sanity loss.

phoenixinn.iwarp.com
 
2011-11-17 06:21:48 PM  

ArtosRC: Ah, South Africa. The land of where twenty-five percent of of-age males are rapists.


The people who now run the South Africa have different customs than the other people did when that terrible system called "apartheid" was in place. We must respect them and their culture because all people are equal. In South Africa, it is well known by the population in charge that raping a virgin cures AIDS. The teacher probably just had a little case of AIDS and was raping children as a medical treatment for himself. It's really nothing to get all worked up about.
 
2011-11-17 06:22:02 PM  

ArtosRC: Ah, South Africa. The land of where twenty-five percent of of-age males are admitted rapists.


FTFY. A quarter of the male population hasn't just raped somebody, they freely admit it.
 
2011-11-17 06:23:11 PM  

lordargent: He said pupils were being taught about abuse, including sexual abuse, when one of them told the principal that she had been raped by a teacher.
Masilela said more pupils then approached the principal and a case was opened against the teacher.

The Grade 11 teacher

Maybe I'm too cynical, but something smells fishy here to me, like.

1) Why 11th graders would have even stood around for that sort of thing and not reveal it until they're in a sexual abuse class.

2) How long ago did these events happen, (because 11th graders are a hop skip and jump away from graduating).

// I'm just imagining what would happen if an 11th grade teacher tried to touch a student inappropriately at my ghetto high school.


Predators target weak victims. They meet certain criteria, the the predators move in. The predators know to look for certain types of people. In this case a certain type of student, not just a student in general.
 
2011-11-17 06:24:17 PM  
So that headline is all kinds of awesome.
 
2011-11-17 06:24:38 PM  
All at once? New Record!
 
2011-11-17 06:25:32 PM  

lordargent: He said pupils were being taught about abuse, including sexual abuse, when one of them told the principal that she had been raped by a teacher.
Masilela said more pupils then approached the principal and a case was opened against the teacher.

The Grade 11 teacher

Maybe I'm too cynical, but something smells fishy here to me, like.

1) Why 11th graders would have even stood around for that sort of thing and not reveal it until they're in a sexual abuse class.

2) How long ago did these events happen, (because 11th graders are a hop skip and jump away from graduating).

// I'm just imagining what would happen if an 11th grade teacher tried to touch a student inappropriately at my ghetto high school.


I'm probably wrong, but in some places, the age of the students is the name of the grade. IIRC, these are middle schoolers.
 
2011-11-17 06:26:49 PM  

jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


Goddammit!
Why do I eat when I'm on here?
 
2011-11-17 06:30:46 PM  
I don't get i--....
Oh, pupils.

OK. I get it, I get it...
 
2011-11-17 06:32:09 PM  
Someone was trying to beat Sandusky at his own game. Clearly.
 
2011-11-17 06:32:20 PM  
I don't get the headl... oh. Ooh.

That deserves a 10 megawatt golf clap.
 
2011-11-17 06:34:42 PM  
OCCUPY the PRESS
 
2011-11-17 06:35:58 PM  
Haha, nice one subby!
 
2011-11-17 06:38:22 PM  
For the hell of it...

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2011-11-17 06:38:36 PM  
Grade 11 is 16-17 y/o

Giggity.
 
2011-11-17 06:40:10 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: bravesfan44: Hassan Ben Sobr: So, he dilated his pupils?

And a month of TF for you. That's pretty damn awesome right there.

Wow, thanks! It seem that Christmas, like this teacher, comes early this year!


You're very welcome. According to the instructions I'm suppose to to hold your hand and show you the ropes of TF. Well I don't know the ropes myself and most of those kids in TFD are too fast for me and I don't understand what kids are up to now a days anyway since I'm old. I usually just read the submissions and vote on links and stuff. Anyway I'll make you a welcome thread and you can come in and introduce yourself. Your TF should be active right now. Good luck!
 
2011-11-17 06:45:56 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: So, he dilated his pupils?


Now THAT made me laugh.


/you are a bad person
//we should feel bad too
 
2011-11-17 06:50:35 PM  

bravesfan44: You're very welcome. According to the instructions I'm suppose to to hold your hand and show you the ropes of TF. Well I don't know the ropes myself and most of those kids in TFD are too fast for me and I don't understand what kids are up to now a days anyway since I'm old. I usually just read the submissions and vote on links and stuff. Anyway I'll make you a welcome thread and you can come in and introduce yourself. Your TF should be active right now. Good luck!


I was given trial by fire with my TF gift last week. It's more fun that way.
 
2011-11-17 06:53:12 PM  
He said pupils were being taught about abuse, including sexual abuse, when one of them told the principal that she had been raped by a teacher

What better way to teach then to give first hand experience.
 
2011-11-17 06:55:22 PM  

Guidette Frankentits: He said pupils were being taught about abuse, including sexual abuse, when one of them told the principal that she had been raped by a teacher.

Kids, there's nothing more cool that being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. It's your body. No one has the right right to touch you if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First you say "no." Then you get out of there. Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust. Like your parents, your teacher, or a police officer.

Link (new window)(nsfw language)


Didn't need to tell him, he already knew.

/just sayin'
 
2011-11-17 07:01:13 PM  
I don't know why I thought of Glenn Beck after reading the headline?
 
2011-11-17 07:03:19 PM  

greggerm: special20: I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?

Pupil: The pupil is a hole located in the center of the iris of the eye that allows light to enter the retina.[1] It appears black because most of the light entering the pupil is absorbed by the tissues inside the eye. In humans the pupil is round, but other species, such as some cats, have slit pupils.[2] In optical terms, the anatomical pupil is the eye's aperture and the iris is the aperture stop. The image of the pupil as seen from outside the eye is the entrance pupil, which does not exactly correspond to the location and size of the physical pupil because it is magnified by the cornea. On the inner edge lies a prominent structure, the collarette, marking the junction of the embryonic pupillary membrane covering the embryonic pupil.


Hell. Going.

/Goddamnitsomuch, Subs...
 
2011-11-17 07:09:32 PM  

greggerm: special20: I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?

Pupil:


Oh God damn it! I had skinny head... I'm glad I knocked off work right after that post.
 
2011-11-17 07:11:09 PM  

chookbillion: special20: I seriously don't get it. I've been away for a bit... head down... drinking heavily, debauchery, stopping now and then to pay restitution... but I seriously don't get the joke in the headline.

I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?

Don't feel too bad. I had to read through half of the comments before I got it. The "Yo dog..." post somehow cleared it up for me. My mistake was trying to link sunglass use to something in the article, rather than staying purely within the headline. What comes of reading articles, I suppose.


Well, I know I'm not going to apply for MENSA membership this week. =)
 
2011-11-17 07:13:07 PM  

Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.


AYE!
 
2011-11-17 07:17:57 PM  
Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

AYE!


Hey, I was only KIDDING, mods!

/Srsly, JK!
 
2011-11-17 07:22:28 PM  
Nice subby.
+1

/would like a seat over there
 
2011-11-17 07:23:49 PM  

LesserEvil: [timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com image 600x400]
"Hey Coach, I just saw some teacher raping pupils"
"That doesn't make any sense,but I'll let the AD know somebody is fondling eyeballs"


Came for Penn State reference
 
2011-11-17 07:24:41 PM  

miscreant: ArtosRC: Ah, South Africa. The land of where twenty-five percent of of-age males are admitted rapists.

FTFY. A quarter of the male population hasn't just raped somebody, they freely admit it.


I wonder if SA rape is really that high for the African continent, or if there is just much better reporting and statistics due to the White South Africans. Does anybody really think the situation is much better than Uganda, Somalia, Congo, or many other African countries?
 
2011-11-17 07:32:49 PM  
ChuDogg: I wonder if SA rape is really that high for the African continent, or if there is just much better reporting and statistics due to the White South Africans. Does anybody really think the situation is much better than Uganda, Somalia, Congo, or many other African countries?

In those countries, it's rape/murder, which is a bit harder for the victim to report.
 
2011-11-17 07:34:06 PM  

Amos Quito: Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

AYE!


Hey, I was only KIDDING, mods!

/Srsly, JK!


Crap. That was supposed to be pronounced 'I' like pirate-yes, I agree with the added bonus of being an eye pun.

/fail
 
2011-11-17 07:35:44 PM  
img79.imageshack.us

Rapin' up Eyeballs! AH AH AH OH!
Girly so Groovy! AH AH AH OH!
 
2011-11-17 07:37:54 PM  

Amos Quito: Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

AYE!


Hey, I was only KIDDING, mods!

/Srsly, JK!


I was curious what he posted, but after a few GIS I'm guessing it could have been pretty ugly.
 
2011-11-17 07:45:44 PM  

Jingo Ate Your Baby: Amos Quito: Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

AYE!


Hey, I was only KIDDING, mods!

/Srsly, JK!

Crap. That was supposed to be pronounced 'I' like pirate-yes, I agree with the added bonus of being an eye pun.

/fail



No, you got the "aye" right, I was just saying that I was only kidding when I said that jst3p (or anyone) should be banned from posting images.
 
2011-11-17 08:12:55 PM  

lordargent: Why 11th graders would have even stood around for that sort of thing and not reveal it until they're in a sexual abuse class.


This is South Africa. It's quite possible the students didn't realize it was sexual abuse until someone explained it to them.

That, or the teacher could be getting set up here. Student has grudge against teacher + student learning about sexual abuse = abuse allegation against teacher.

Or it could even be a combination of the two--one or two students get abused, reveal it to the rest of the class, and every kid thinks they've been abused.
 
2011-11-17 08:15:12 PM  
Rape is bad, mmkay, but I'll be damned if this thread doesn't bring teh funnay
 
2011-11-17 08:25:11 PM  
 
2011-11-17 08:34:18 PM  

Amos Quito: Jingo Ate Your Baby: Amos Quito: Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

AYE!


Hey, I was only KIDDING, mods!

/Srsly, JK!

Crap. That was supposed to be pronounced 'I' like pirate-yes, I agree with the added bonus of being an eye pun.

/fail


No, you got the "aye" right, I was just saying that I was only kidding when I said that jst3p (or anyone) should be banned from posting images.


I don't think they banned me from posting images, the deleted post said that the image had been switched (it was hotlinked) and usually if they delete due to content they delete all references to that post too and they haven't. If there no image in this post then I am wrong and they have hit me with the hammer...

www.bartcop.com
 
2011-11-17 08:38:57 PM  

CygnusDarius: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]

Roll for sanity loss.

[phoenixinn.iwarp.com image 600x750]


my brain just asploded!
 
2011-11-17 08:41:26 PM  
As God as my witness, I first read the headline as "teacher rapes 11 pitbulls." Even worse, I was relieved when I realized it was only pupils.

www.all-creatures.org
A happy, non-raped pitbull.
 
2011-11-17 09:13:27 PM  

jst3p: Amos Quito: Jingo Ate Your Baby: Amos Quito: Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

AYE!


Hey, I was only KIDDING, mods!

/Srsly, JK!

Crap. That was supposed to be pronounced 'I' like pirate-yes, I agree with the added bonus of being an eye pun.

/fail


No, you got the "aye" right, I was just saying that I was only kidding when I said that jst3p (or anyone) should be banned from posting images.

I don't think they banned me from posting images, the deleted post said that the image had been switched (it was hotlinked) and usually if they delete due to content they delete all references to that post too and they haven't. If there no image in this post then I am wrong and they have hit me with the hammer...

[www.bartcop.com image 428x640]



Nope, you're good.

/She can grind on my hammer anytime
 
2011-11-17 09:16:04 PM  

Amos Quito: jst3p:
Nope, you're good.

/She can grind on my hammer anytime


And my wife wonders why I actually watched "Charmed".

While listening to something else.

And called it "The Booby Show".
 
2011-11-17 09:39:28 PM  
turbo.indyposted.com

You'll put your eye out.
 
2011-11-17 09:40:44 PM  

jst3p: Amos Quito: Jingo Ate Your Baby: Amos Quito: Amos Quito: jst3p: What "pupil rape" might look like:

[www.aus-city.com image 408x330]


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hereby support banning jst3p from posting images.

AYE!


Hey, I was only KIDDING, mods!

/Srsly, JK!

Crap. That was supposed to be pronounced 'I' like pirate-yes, I agree with the added bonus of being an eye pun.

/fail


No, you got the "aye" right, I was just saying that I was only kidding when I said that jst3p (or anyone) should be banned from posting images.

I don't think they banned me from posting images, the deleted post said that the image had been switched (it was hotlinked) and usually if they delete due to content they delete all references to that post too and they haven't. If there no image in this post then I am wrong and they have hit me with the hammer...

[www.bartcop.com image 428x640]


unfortunately, they photoshopped her arms.

/mmmmmmmm.... hairy Alyssa Milano.
 
2011-11-17 09:53:49 PM  
This thread made me cry i laughed so hard... damn you all.
 
2011-11-17 09:55:11 PM  
I am curious, can some one link that removed image?
 
2011-11-17 09:56:09 PM  
South Africa: "You gonna get raped."
 
2011-11-17 10:41:29 PM  
"I am curious, can some one link that removed image?"

^this...my day has been too boring
 
2011-11-17 11:13:36 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-17 11:36:27 PM  

Muffin'sTop: I am curious, can some one link that removed image?



But that would mean I would have to search for it, and find it, and SEE it again...

Count your blessings.

Trust me.
 
2011-11-18 01:20:04 AM  
I only noticed a few hours ago that *puts on sunglasses" starts with an asterisk and ends with a quotation mark.
 
2011-11-18 03:45:58 AM  

ChuDogg: miscreant: ArtosRC: Ah, South Africa. The land of where twenty-five percent of of-age males are admitted rapists.

FTFY. A quarter of the male population hasn't just raped somebody, they freely admit it.

I wonder if SA rape is really that high for the African continent, or if there is just much better reporting and statistics due to the White South Africans. Does anybody really think the situation is much better than Uganda, Somalia, Congo, or many other African countries?


Having lived in SA for 16 years (before and after 1994) and now living in a neighboring country... I can tell you, yes its bad. Statistically more rapes are reported in SA than in other African countries. BUT they estimate more than 70% of all rapes are not reported. Rape also goes coupled with a lot of other violent crimes such as farm murders, breaking and entering/robbery, Hijackings, etc etc..

It more a power and control thing than a purely sexual thing. I won't go into the whole colour and cultural thing. I don't want to be accused of racism.

Also it seems like the girls are getting younger and younger...

As a woman... (of any colour)... You don't walk around alone at night. You don't go out alone. You don't get into Taxi's alone. You don't stay home alone without having a house with security features up the wazoo (we have burglars bars, six foot cement fence, pit bull, armed response, neighborhood watch).

But none of that helps the women who are raped by family members and so on.

It's really very sad and very scary.
 
2011-11-18 09:31:54 AM  
www.princessheartparty.com

I like where this thread is going...
 
2011-11-18 09:52:22 AM  
Headline is stupid.
 
2011-11-18 02:37:49 PM  

Natsumi: now living in a neighboring country


snltranscripts.jt.org

Hello. I'm Mark Mbutu from the newly emerging African nation of Namibia, a former German colony located in southwest Africa. Namibia is an undeveloped nation, and we are appealing to you as world citizens. We need your fondue sets. Many people in the United States received these fondue sets as gifts for anniversaries, birthdays and housewarmings, and often put them up on a shelf and forget about them. There are thousands of Namibian housewives who could cheer up an otherwise dull dinner party with one of these sets. Oh, please think, please give, please send. We already have enough of the little sterna cans for underneath the sets from when the Germans were here, so only send the fondue pots themselves, and the long fark--forks if you have them. [Dissolve to address on green background] Our address is: Fondue Sets For Namibia, Box 180, Namibia, West Africa. [Dissolve back to Mbutu] Oh, and we would like to thank Mr. and Mrs. Norman Prager for sending us the Water-Pik and the deluxe toaster oven. [Raises fist] Thank you!
 
2011-11-18 03:23:43 PM  
I'd still like to know what jst3p posted. Anyone got the link?
 
2011-11-18 05:10:06 PM  

the_sidewinder: bhcompy: Calm Down You Spaz: void recursiveApplause() {
i++;
recursiveApplause();
}

meh, it's probably still wrong

It has a superfluous statement in it, there's no reason to increment i (assuming i is a global variable)


Not to mention the eventual stack overflow caused by infinite recursion.
 
2011-11-18 11:44:55 PM  

Dave and the Mission: I'd still like to know what jst3p posted. Anyone got the link?


I couldn't tell you where he found those hambeasts but one of them had legs like a turkeys head, only bigger. Much much bigger. Almost bigger than the couch she was destroying.

thumbs.dreamstime.comthumbs.dreamstime.com
 
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