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(News24)   Teacher rapes 11 pupils. It looks like they should have *puts on sunglasses" put on sunglasses. YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH   (news24.com) divider line 151
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2011-11-17 02:33:56 PM  
heh
 
2011-11-17 02:39:39 PM  
It's awful, but I laughed.
 
2011-11-17 02:43:08 PM  
+1 subby
 
2011-11-17 02:57:25 PM  
I really shouldn't laugh at that, but that was well played. Totally tasteless and bordering on depraved, but well played.
 
2011-11-17 03:11:41 PM  
file.walagata.com

/I laughed
 
2011-11-17 03:14:54 PM  
YEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
 
2011-11-17 03:15:35 PM  
Oh, and this is clearly Headline Of The YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
 
2011-11-17 04:27:24 PM  

kingoomieiii: It's awful, but I laughed.


Ditto.
 
2011-11-17 05:06:34 PM  
Greatness.
 
2011-11-17 05:11:43 PM  
All those who were raped, say eye.
 
2011-11-17 05:19:58 PM  
Corrective rape.
 
2011-11-17 05:21:21 PM  
eye see what you did there
 
2011-11-17 05:21:22 PM  
*snort* rofl
 
2011-11-17 05:21:52 PM  
You're bad, subby.

/but I laughed
 
2011-11-17 05:21:59 PM  
Did he do it on 11/11/11 at 11:11?
 
2011-11-17 05:22:05 PM  
So, he dilated his pupils?
 
2011-11-17 05:22:38 PM  
Thanks, subby. Now I'm going to hell.

/was going to hell anyway, probably
 
2011-11-17 05:23:06 PM  
That makes me feel special inside
 
Slu
2011-11-17 05:23:14 PM  
Great headline.
 
2011-11-17 05:23:37 PM  
Hilarious on its own, but doubly hilarious because it reminds of "little miss run home to daddy...ran home to her daddy"
 
2011-11-17 05:24:02 PM  
I am expecting his defense to be that he was teaching sex ed and a few of his students required a little more of a hands on approach in order to understand the material.
 
2011-11-17 05:24:11 PM  
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2011-11-17 05:24:12 PM  
HLOTY Candidate?

Bravo, subby!

/took me a second and then subby owed me a new keyboard
 
2011-11-17 05:25:53 PM  
So full of win.
 
2011-11-17 05:26:32 PM  
ANOTHER Pedo State headline?

/wait, sorry. My mistake.
 
2011-11-17 05:26:42 PM  

JRoo: Did he do it on 11/11/11 at 11:11?


If he did, it was for deeply spiritual purposes and they should be thankful for a great instructor.
Subby has cornea humor.
 
2011-11-17 05:27:33 PM  
Daddy raped my eyes.
 
2011-11-17 05:27:43 PM  
"Teacher rapes 11 Pupils. It looks like they should have *puts on sunglasses" put on sunglasses. YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH"

minorityfortune.com

/oblig
 
2011-11-17 05:29:08 PM  

Codenamechaz: [file.walagata.com image 341x283]

/I laughed


it is if it's a midget clown.
 
2011-11-17 05:29:26 PM  
I admire subby's ability to avoid the Sandusky reference.
 
2011-11-17 05:30:24 PM  
I guess ze goggles did nothing.
 
2011-11-17 05:31:18 PM  
guyclapping.gif
 
2011-11-17 05:32:00 PM  
Oh man... my transformation into a real farker keeps growing.

I laughed at a headline about raping children.

at least I felt bad about it, so I'm still not ready for totalfark.
 
2011-11-17 05:32:03 PM  
Shady headline, shady story.

These charges sound dilated. Teacher is being framed.
 
2011-11-17 05:32:16 PM  

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meh, it's probably still wrong
 
2011-11-17 05:32:18 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: So, he dilated his pupils?


The mismatch in the headline between the asterisk and the quotation mark and the oddly-capitalized "pupils" threw me too much upon first read.

^^ This one, though -- this is truly a work of art.
 
2011-11-17 05:32:31 PM  
11 pupils?

/Yo ho ho
//It's driving me nuts!
 
2011-11-17 05:33:13 PM  
Since this happened south of the equator, where the seasons are the opposite of ours in the states, this would make sense. Don't stare at the autumn/winter sun in the southern hemisphere. Its going to be a hot one!
 
2011-11-17 05:35:15 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: So, he dilated his pupils?



Ooh. Failed to pinpoint that prior reference.

/Dons sackcloth and ashes...
 
2011-11-17 05:35:50 PM  
~sniff~ Is it a little dusty in here? I think I've got something in my eye.
 
2011-11-17 05:36:41 PM  
I seriously don't get it. I've been away for a bit... head down... drinking heavily, debauchery, stopping now and then to pay restitution... but I seriously don't get the joke in the headline.

I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?
 
2011-11-17 05:37:31 PM  

thelordofcheese: ~sniff~ Is it a little dusty in here? I think I've got something in my eye.


Don't worry, it's just Subby's penis. You probably can't even feel it.
 
2011-11-17 05:37:32 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: Thanks, subby. Now I'm going to hell.

/was going to hell anyway, probably


Just you? I am on the phone chartering a bus to hell for all of the above.
Me too.
 
2011-11-17 05:38:22 PM  
He said pupils were being taught about abuse, including sexual abuse, when one of them told the principal that she had been raped by a teacher.


Kids, there's nothing more cool that being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. It's your body. No one has the right right to touch you if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First you say "no." Then you get out of there. Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust. Like your parents, your teacher, or a police officer.


Link (new window)(nsfw language)
 
2011-11-17 05:38:41 PM  
Ow subby thats awfulness. Mad propz to you.

Out your bad self subby. If you're not a TFer you soon will be.
 
2011-11-17 05:38:56 PM  

special20: I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?


Pupil: The pupil is a hole located in the center of the iris of the eye that allows light to enter the retina.[1] It appears black because most of the light entering the pupil is absorbed by the tissues inside the eye. In humans the pupil is round, but other species, such as some cats, have slit pupils.[2] In optical terms, the anatomical pupil is the eye's aperture and the iris is the aperture stop. The image of the pupil as seen from outside the eye is the entrance pupil, which does not exactly correspond to the location and size of the physical pupil because it is magnified by the cornea. On the inner edge lies a prominent structure, the collarette, marking the junction of the embryonic pupillary membrane covering the embryonic pupil.
 
2011-11-17 05:39:08 PM  
It's a shame they were so accommodating to this slab off. I see that the authorities converged quickly.
 
2011-11-17 05:39:49 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: So, he dilated his pupils?


www.fosterspage.net
 
2011-11-17 05:40:27 PM  

special20: I seriously don't get it. I've been away for a bit... head down... drinking heavily, debauchery, stopping now and then to pay restitution... but I seriously don't get the joke in the headline.

I recognize the tired old meme about putting sunglasses on... but, how do sunglasses prevent rape?


www.myfacewhen.net
 
2011-11-17 05:41:46 PM  
Ah, South Africa. The land of where twenty-five percent of of-age males are rapists.
 
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