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(Daily Mail) Dumbass Woman steals a $1,400 handbag from her neighbor, then tries to sell it back to her, which is totes stupid   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 28
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2011-11-17 05:33:18 PM
People spend $1400 dollars on handbags?
 
2011-11-17 06:05:21 PM
RexTalionis: People spend $1400 dollars on handbags?

People often spend money on things you wouldn't. Can we just get that out of the way?
 
2011-11-17 06:09:28 PM
God Is My Co-Pirate: RexTalionis: People spend $1400 dollars on handbags?

People often spend money on things you wouldn't. Can we just get that out of the way?


Doesn't make it less dumb.
 
2011-11-17 06:13:45 PM
RexTalionis: God Is My Co-Pirate: RexTalionis: People spend $1400 dollars on handbags?

People often spend money on things you wouldn't. Can we just get that out of the way?

Doesn't make it less dumb.


Eh, going into debt for it is dumb. Otherwise, if it brings you pleasure and you can afford it, why not? You might equally complain about $1400 for a vacation, or for a piece of art, or stereo equipment, or aftermarket car parts.
 
2011-11-17 06:15:08 PM
God Is My Co-Pirate: You might equally complain about $1400 for a vacation, or for a piece of art, or stereo equipment, or aftermarket car parts.

I do, except for the art. That actually has a value which may appreciate or not. Everything else will just depreciate, whether from use or from the fact that they're consumables.
 
2011-11-17 07:07:15 PM
RexTalionis: God Is My Co-Pirate: You might equally complain about $1400 for a vacation, or for a piece of art, or stereo equipment, or aftermarket car parts.

I do, except for the art. That actually has a value which may appreciate or not. Everything else will just depreciate, whether from use or from the fact that they're consumables.


Do you lease food?
 
2011-11-17 07:10:41 PM
TheOther: RexTalionis: God Is My Co-Pirate: You might equally complain about $1400 for a vacation, or for a piece of art, or stereo equipment, or aftermarket car parts.

I do, except for the art. That actually has a value which may appreciate or not. Everything else will just depreciate, whether from use or from the fact that they're consumables.

Do you lease food?


If you'd pause for a second, you'll realize that we're talking about luxury goods.
 
2011-11-17 07:21:28 PM
RexTalionis: TheOther: RexTalionis: God Is My Co-Pirate: You might equally complain about $1400 for a vacation, or for a piece of art, or stereo equipment, or aftermarket car parts.

I do, except for the art. That actually has a value which may appreciate or not. Everything else will just depreciate, whether from use or from the fact that they're consumables.

Do you lease food?

If you'd pause for a second, you'll realize that we're talking about luxury goods.


I wouldn't call a $1400 vacation 'luxurious'.
 
2011-11-17 07:43:59 PM
... $1400 handbag ... totes stupid

What you did there, I see it.
 
2011-11-17 08:15:11 PM
RexTalionis: People spend $1400 dollars on handbags?

This. I'd expect for that kind of money it would at least be made of dolphin leather or something.
 
2011-11-17 08:15:17 PM
I approve of this headline.
 
2011-11-17 08:18:46 PM
With a helpful map of where this all went down.
 
2011-11-17 08:18:55 PM
I wondered what a $1,400 purse looked like. Then I went to the NM site, and saw bags costing over $4,000 dollars. Jeebus farking christ, a bag that expensive better be filled with gold dust.
 
2011-11-17 08:24:15 PM
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2011-11-17 08:24:41 PM
RexTalionis: TheOther: RexTalionis: God Is My Co-Pirate: You might equally complain about $1400 for a vacation, or for a piece of art, or stereo equipment, or aftermarket car parts.

I do, except for the art. That actually has a value which may appreciate or not. Everything else will just depreciate, whether from use or from the fact that they're consumables.

Do you lease food?

If you'd pause for a second, you'll realize that we're talking about luxury goods.


Think of it as entertainment.
I have more vehicles than 1 person needs, but I'd rather burn $2700 on a motorcycle than newer appliances.
 
2011-11-17 08:24:46 PM
"Hello, police? Somebody stole my $3,800 hobo."
 
2011-11-17 08:26:15 PM
RexTalionis: TheOther: RexTalionis: God Is My Co-Pirate: You might equally complain about $1400 for a vacation, or for a piece of art, or stereo equipment, or aftermarket car parts.

I do, except for the art. That actually has a value which may appreciate or not. Everything else will just depreciate, whether from use or from the fact that they're consumables.

Do you lease food?

If you'd pause for a second, you'll realize that we're talking about luxury goods.

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This isn't a luxury good>
 
2011-11-17 08:32:07 PM
skinink: Jeebus farking christ, a bag that expensive better be filled with gold dust.

It better be encrusted with money and filled with blowjobs. Good blowjobs.

Personally, I know people who are dirt-poor, and I know people who are filthy rich, and by comparison it's consistently the poor people who know the value of a dollar. Which really isn't surprising.

/I didn't tell you to say that about broccoli.
//obscure
 
2011-11-17 08:40:29 PM
RandomAxe: skinink: Jeebus farking christ, a bag that expensive better be filled with gold dust.

It better be encrusted with money and filled with blowjobs. Good blowjobs.

Personally, I know people who are dirt-poor, and I know people who are filthy rich, and by comparison it's consistently the poor people who know the value of a dollar.


And who then spend that dollar on an Escalade.
 
2011-11-17 08:44:26 PM
TheOther: RexTalionis: TheOther: RexTalionis: God Is My Co-Pirate: You might equally complain about $1400 for a vacation, or for a piece of art, or stereo equipment, or aftermarket car parts.

I do, except for the art. That actually has a value which may appreciate or not. Everything else will just depreciate, whether from use or from the fact that they're consumables.

Do you lease food?

If you'd pause for a second, you'll realize that we're talking about luxury goods.

I wouldn't call a $1400 vacation 'luxurious'.


I agree. I'm heart set on a vacation that is no less than 8 k per person.
 
2011-11-17 08:52:25 PM
skinink: I wondered what a $1,400 purse looked like. Then I went to the NM site, and saw bags costing over $4,000 dollars. Jeebus farking christ, a bag that expensive better be filled with gold dust.

I don't get that either. I like nice handbags but don't get involved in trends and I sure as hell won't spend that kind of money to advertise for the designer.
AW'ing females love to show those off.
 
2011-11-17 09:04:13 PM
vexle: And who then spend that dollar on an Escalade.

You need to think harder about what "dirt-poor" means. I'm not saying poor people automatically have good taste or can always make wise economic decisions. Most people have bad taste and can't usually make wise economic decisions.
 
2011-11-17 09:04:38 PM
Not that I would ever spend that amount of money on a single clothing/accessory item, but I see handbags/jackets/shoes/etc listed for way more than that all the time. I'm shocked by the number of people shocked by this.
 
2011-11-17 09:30:45 PM
RandomAxe: vexle: And who then spend that dollar on an Escalade.

You need to think harder about what "dirt-poor" means. I'm not saying poor people automatically have good taste or can always make wise economic decisions. Most people have bad taste and can't usually make wise economic decisions.


Why is it that poor women like the most bling?
 
2011-11-17 09:45:27 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

How is this worth 14 hundred?
 
2011-11-17 09:59:16 PM
Cops should've locked up this whole crew. The thief for the obvious. The designer because that $1400 purse looks like something a 3 yearold would put candy and plastic car keys in. The victim because, $1400 for that thing, really?! And the journalist, what's a self-same neighbor? And spelling neighbor, neighbour.
 
2011-11-17 10:39:53 PM
Congratulations, subby. You've come up with probably the only possible headline using the word "totes" that doesn't warrant a punch in the face over the internet.
 
2011-11-17 11:13:42 PM
AbbeySomeone: Why is it that poor women like the most bling?

In my experience, they don't -- it's just that poor women who happen to be impressed with bling are a hell of a lot more likely to display it where you'll see it. I've known a number of wealthy women who have tens of thousands of dollars worth of jewelry that they keep in a safety box and never wear, but if a woman with a net worth of $30k has a $5k ring? She has more of a social incentive to wear it to the bar.

Rich people don't need bling. Well, except for insecure nouveau riche. My really wealthy friends don't buy gold chains to impress their wealthy friends. They buy $50k paintings that look like a five-year-old did them and put them in their foyer. Because what impresses another rich person is that you would casually waste that much money on crap for your foyer.

But that guy goes to PF Chang's, and you can't see the painting in his foyer. See how that works?
 
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