Lou: We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels

What does one wear to a beer spill? Black?

They released a picture of the driver

You lied, subby. You said it was beer.

Bud Light is...

Top Heavy

special20: The cargo should be fairly safe because there are very few Mexicans in Iowa, IIRC.

you don't recall correctly.

ManateeGag: Sad? Was the truck driver seriously maimed or something? I hope the Sad tag isn't for the beer, subby. I'm not much of a beer drinker, but even I know Bud Light sucks.

I live in a neighborhood lousy with students. They all claim to love beer sooooooo much, yet they can't drink even one of their Coors Lites or Bud Lites til it's empty. They drink 1/3 of it, throw the rest down, and get a fresh can. It seems to me it would cost less to buy good beer to begin with, drink it quicker (before it's hot) and not "need" so many cans / bottles.

The economy is bad. Times are tough. I've seen people accept a free PABST at the VFW.


/in before the hard corps beer snobs

Bud Light?

I'm ok with this.

In before most of the beer snobs.

When Tropical Storm Allison hit Houston a few years ago a Budweiser truck was submerged on I-10 and some kids launched jet-skis to recover the canned booty.

A truck full of NASCAR wine fliped over?

ManateeGag: Sad? Was the truck driver seriously maimed or something? I hope the Sad tag isn't for the beer, subby. I'm not much of a beer drinker, but even I know Bud Light sucks.

Not sad. I love beer in many forms, but I'm just done with drinking bad beer, and I think BL is bad beer. Funny commercials, though.

oldernell: Bud Lite. Probably trying to get it cleaned up before it poisoned the local animals.

At least there's virtually no alcohol in it.

It's just what we call a weekday here in Iowa...

Was there alcohol involved in the accident?

Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.

Wiggum: Forget it, That's two blocks away.

Lou: Looks like there's beer coming from the chimney.

Wiggum: I am proceeding on foot, call in a code 8.

Lou: We need pretzels, repeat, pretzels

Eastbound and down

i am surprised there were still enough mods around to greenlight this story.

Chief Wiggum: (Gets out of car) I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8.
Eddie: (Into radio) We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels.

fark you beer snobs. You know how many games of beer pong had to be cancelled because of that accident??? This is a tragedy.

Was Alcohol involved?
No!

Carry on.

Semi full of beer flips on the interstate. Eight fire trucks, twenty-six police cruisers, four ambulances, two local construction crews, five local newstations, and several hundred commuters show up to help clean up the crash

And they was using up all kinds of cop equipment they had at the police officers station there.

Hey everybody free beer... Wait it's just Bud Light, never mind. Go home people, nothing here to see.

waiting for the homer pic of him running around the beer truck spill.

The police stated that the driver of the pickup full of beer will be cited further stating that the Prius carrying the 3 cases of beer will be impounded while they completely investigate the motorcycle accident carrying the 40 ounce of Schlitz.

netcentric: The economy is bad. Times are tough. I've seen people accept a free PABST at the VFW.


/in before the hard corps beer snobs

"Core." The idea is that the core is hard, probably originally used to describe roads that wouldn't goo up from use or weather because they had a stone foundation.

Travis Dirks
Bud Light

That is all.

probesport: And they was using up all kinds of cop equipment they had at the police officers station there.

Hey now, It may have been loaded down with Bud Lite, But AB has allowed it' distribution network to carry craft and various import brands. I just got done loading a truck to our distributor with 26 pallets of fine and tasty craft beer. The side of that truck had a HUGE BUD LITE!!!1! sticker on it.

not proud, but they do sell the hell out of my beer, so I'll give them a pass.

I'm just saying.. their could have been some craft beer in there!

That truck wasn't carrying beer, it was carrying Bud Lite.

Budweiser you created a monster
and they call him Drinkenstein
And the tavern down the street is the labba-tor-eye-ee
where he makes the transformation all the time
And a stein of Dr. Buuuud is a pint of monster blood
and it does effect me different every time
Budweiser you created a monster
and they call me Drinkenstein
And they call me Drinkenstein
I'm Drinkenstein!
I'm Drinkenstein!

Cerebral Knievel: I'm just saying.. their could have been some craft beer in there!

TFA said the truck was full of cans of Bud Lite.

I don't think anything as good as Legend was lost in the incident.

Trance750: I recall years ago, when a truck containing Microsoft software crashes and spilled it's contents, they had the National Guard come out to block the areas, and to ward off any would-be looters

Funny, I never get that reaction when MS software crashes at home.

That was the second unmanly thing he's done today.

/oops...wrong beer

A high school kid's wet dream.

farkin_in_K-town: In before most of the beer snobs.

---- We just don't give a fark. No loss here, we citizens are moving along.

I bet a four-wheeler spooked him because he was hopped-up on westcoast-turnarounds and that lot lizard wouldn't shut the f*ck up about the zip-ties around her wrists and ankles.

erm, I mean, bud light sucks.