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(News.com.au) Interesting Police find six tons of marijuana in a cross border tunnel, and another three tons in a truck. All eighteen tons have been confiscated. Wait, that's not how the meme goes... Are they F-ing high?   (news.com.au) divider line 93
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2011-11-17 02:52:19 PM
i'm so glad we're winning that war on drugs....
 
2011-11-17 03:19:35 PM
Rather win the war on reposts.
 
2011-11-17 03:20:09 PM
Good, keep that mexican ditch weed off the streets. It's almost offensive how shiatty that stuff is
 
2011-11-17 03:20:29 PM
The tunnel was estimated to be around 460 yards (420m) long.
 
2011-11-17 03:21:16 PM
So they loaded all of that and what did they get?
 
2011-11-17 03:22:04 PM
Mexican is dirt weed, anyway. It's shiat, like everything else from that poor excuse for a country
 
2011-11-17 03:22:37 PM
probesport: So they loaded all of that and what did they get?

Another year older and deeper in debt?
 
2011-11-17 03:22:44 PM
probesport: So they loaded all of that and what did they get?

Weed that grows so fast it doubled in mass from the time they found it until the time they loaded it?
 
2011-11-17 03:22:58 PM
www.lyricsfreak.com

/Because he got high
 
2011-11-17 03:22:59 PM
VvonderJesus: The tunnel was estimated to be around 460 yards (420m) long.

Came here to point that out.
 
2011-11-17 03:23:01 PM
SoCalSurfer: Good, keep that mexican ditch weed off the streets. It's almost offensive how shiatty that stuff is

This just seems stupid. No one would smoke that crap, right? The West Coast supposedly has the best weed.
 
2011-11-17 03:23:12 PM
Nine tons were found north of the border - six in the tunnel in three in a truck. The other nine tons were found south of the border.
 
2011-11-17 03:24:39 PM
SoCalSurfer: Good, keep that mexican ditch weed off the streets. It's almost offensive how shiatty that stuff is

----- NO SHIAT!!!

Dear Mexican Growers: READ A FARKING GROW BOOK!!!
 
2011-11-17 03:25:07 PM
VvonderJesus: The tunnel was estimated to be around 460 yards (420m) long.

Coincidence?

/RE-legalize it!
 
2011-11-17 03:25:08 PM
Headline: 18 tonnes of drugs found in border tunnel

Subhead: US AND Mexican officials announced Wednesday they have recovered nearly 18 tons (16.33 tonnes) of marijuana

Article: On the north side of the border, US officials seized six tons (5.44 tonnes) of marijuana in the tunnel and another three tons (2.72 tonnes) in a truck, the Union-Tribune reported.

Ehhh if you go from top to bottom, it looks just like a police report.
 
2011-11-17 03:25:35 PM
chzderp.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-17 03:25:54 PM
Current Resident: probesport: So they loaded all of that and what did they get?

Another year older and deeper in debt?


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/Approves
 
2011-11-17 03:26:09 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-17 03:26:15 PM
Street value of 20 trillion dollars
 
2011-11-17 03:26:32 PM
AbbeySomeone: SoCalSurfer: Good, keep that mexican ditch weed off the streets. It's almost offensive how shiatty that stuff is

This just seems stupid. No one would smoke that crap, right? The West Coast supposedly has the best weed.


I haven't even seen dirty a$$ mexican schwag in years. Couldn't find it if I tried...not that I'd want to. My guess is it's mexicans and high school kids smoking it.
 
2011-11-17 03:26:41 PM
Gen. Gilberto Landeros, head of Mexico's Second Military Zone, said the tunnel was recently constructed and did not have lighting or rail tracks.

OSHA's gonna have a field day with this....
 
2011-11-17 03:26:52 PM
AbbeySomeone: SoCalSurfer: Good, keep that mexican ditch weed off the streets. It's almost offensive how shiatty that stuff is

This just seems stupid. No one would smoke that crap, right? The West Coast supposedly has the best weed.


Sacramento and up north sure, but Mexican is vile. What isn't seeds and stems is virtually unsmokeable.
 
2011-11-17 03:27:04 PM
puddleonfire: SoCalSurfer: Good, keep that mexican ditch weed off the streets. It's almost offensive how shiatty that stuff is

----- NO SHIAT!!!

Dear Mexican Growers: READ A FARKING GROW BOOK!!!


Dear American Potsmokers,
Stop buying our shiatty, shiatty weed by the station-wagon load and we'll think of increasing our quality.
 
2011-11-17 03:27:46 PM
John Napkintosh: The other nine tons were found south of the border.

Giggity.
 
2011-11-17 03:27:58 PM
drjekel_mrhyde: Street value of 20 trillion dollars

And that's just the uncut value, from there it is mixed with household chemicals and the value can shoot up in into the bazillions.
 
2011-11-17 03:28:11 PM
I live in Canada so I'm not getting a buzz out of your shiatty mexican weed.
 
2011-11-17 03:30:21 PM
puddleonfire: SoCalSurfer: Good, keep that mexican ditch weed off the streets. It's almost offensive how shiatty that stuff is

----- NO SHIAT!!!

Dear Mexican Growers: READ A FARKING GROW BOOK!!!


I spend part of the winter in a small town in Mexico. A couple of the other snowbirds bring their own weed down with them for the season. FROM CANADA. In the case of one friend, he brings 'hippy crack' from the goddamned Yukon Territory.

I love Mexico dearly, but when Canadians are bringing their own weed, then you know you're growing absolute shiat.
 
2011-11-17 03:32:21 PM
BurnShrike: I live in Canada so I'm not getting a buzz out of your shiatty mexican weed.

No one can get a buzz off that vile shiat.
 
Ehh
2011-11-17 03:33:54 PM
Gen. Gilberto Landeros, head of Mexico's Second Military Zone, said the tunnel was recently constructed and did not have lighting or rail tracks.

I guess the dealer that had the tunnel made will be getting razzed by all his fellow dealers.

"What's wrong with you, man? My tunnel has velvet curtains, granite counter tops, and recessed lights!"
 
2011-11-17 03:35:48 PM
Mexican officials found 778 packages of marijuana.

On the north side of the border, US officials seized six tons (5.44 tonnes) of marijuana in the tunnel and another three tons (2.72 tonnes)


9 tons on the American side
+ 778 packages on the Mexican side.

If the packages were 10 kilos each, that comes out about right.

/WTF is a tonne, and why do I care?
 
2011-11-17 03:39:11 PM
So... is it 18 tonnes or 18 tons? Cop math, bah. Is this what they teach in criminal justice, or what they teach in journalism?
 
2011-11-17 03:40:12 PM
drjekel_mrhyde: Street value of 20 trillion dollars

mediamemo.allthingsd.com
 
2011-11-17 03:40:20 PM
Don't nit pick. The multiply and the add button are really close on a calculator.
 
2011-11-17 03:42:02 PM
BolloxReader: So... is it 18 tonnes or 18 tons? Cop math, bah. Is this what they teach in criminal justice, or what they teach in journalism?

The headline is incorrect.

A ton is equal to 2000lbs (907.1847 kg)
A tonne is a metric ton, equal to 1000 kg (2,204.623 lb)

They got the measurements right in the article body, but incorrect in the headline.
 
2011-11-17 03:42:04 PM
BolloxReader: So... is it 18 tonnes or 18 tons? Cop math, bah. Is this what they teach in criminal justice, or what they teach in journalism?

Looks like a journalism problem, rather than a cop problem.

Also tons is imperial and tonnes is metric.
 
2011-11-17 03:42:24 PM
VvonderJesus: The tunnel was estimated to be around 460 yards (420m) long.

It's the best length for a tunnel, brah.
 
2011-11-17 03:42:36 PM
puddleonfire: SoCalSurfer: Good, keep that mexican ditch weed off the streets. It's almost offensive how shiatty that stuff is

----- NO SHIAT!!!

Dear Mexican Growers: READ A FARKING GROW BOOK!!!


There's your problem.
 
2011-11-17 03:42:55 PM
probesport
drjekel_mrhyde: Street value of 20 trillion dollars

And that's just the uncut value, from there it is mixed with household chemicals and the value can shoot up in into the bazillions.


and then two-year olds cook it up on spoons and shoot it into their eyeballs.
 
2011-11-17 03:44:32 PM
Damn, we were biatching about Mexican weed in the 1970s. You mean they still don't have any game?
 
2011-11-17 03:44:54 PM
Frikkin metric system

/9 x 2.5 carry the ne....
 
2011-11-17 03:46:20 PM
Wait first a tractor trailer full of beer crashes now all the weed is gone. This is gonna be a boring weekend.
 
2011-11-17 03:48:17 PM
SoCalSurfer: Good, keep that mexican ditch weed off the streets. It's almost offensive how shiatty that stuff is

This.
 
2011-11-17 03:48:24 PM
Good. People should buy American.

USA !! USA !! USA !!
 
2011-11-17 03:48:35 PM
monoski
Wait first a tractor trailer full of beer crashes now all the weed is gone. This is gonna be a boring weekend.

ha..but with Bud Light and Mexican ditch weed it wasn't going to be legendary anyway.

/once got some stuff in college that had CORNERS!
 
2011-11-17 03:49:23 PM
unyon: puddleonfire: SoCalSurfer: Good, keep that mexican ditch weed off the streets. It's almost offensive how shiatty that stuff is

----- NO SHIAT!!!

Dear Mexican Growers: READ A FARKING GROW BOOK!!!

I spend part of the winter in a small town in Mexico. A couple of the other snowbirds bring their own weed down with them for the season. FROM CANADA. In the case of one friend, he brings 'hippy crack' from the goddamned Yukon Territory.

I love Mexico dearly, but when Canadians are bringing their own weed, then you know you're growing absolute shiat.


Went down to Belize awhile ago and i had a chance to see some bud. If you wanna call it that. It was loose and fluffy and didnt smell all that strong.

Some guy walking along the beach asked if we wanted to buy some weed - i politely explained that i was from Canada. The moment the name Canada came out of my lips the man got visibly disappointed. He knew right then he wasnt going to be able to move his crud. He honestly just looked glum

I must say we do get good stuff at pretty decent quality - more than once ive bought an oz and it was just one big solid 28 gram bud.

\ Done bragging.
 
2011-11-17 03:51:09 PM
JackieRabbit: Damn, we were biatching about Mexican weed in the 1970s. You mean they still don't have any game?

I remember buying a pound of Mexican weed back in the early 70's, and that shiat was like a quarter stems and seeds. And it looked like it had been harvested by a hay-baler and pressed into bales. Gawd it was awful.
 
2011-11-17 03:52:42 PM
mikefinch: I must say we do get good stuff at pretty decent quality - more than once ive bought an oz and it was just one big solid 28 gram bud.

This. Canadian weed rocks the socks off that other crap. I've gotten some killer stuff here, and big! The biggest bud I bought was as long as my hand. I wish I'd taken a picture of it, but smoking all that stuff made me forget where I put my camera.
 
2011-11-17 03:54:43 PM
DonkeyDixon: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 304x450]

Otay!
 
2011-11-17 03:55:46 PM
Think about all the jobs these Mexicans are stealing from Americans.

If we were able to grow our own (legally) we could put these clowns out of business in a few weeks.
 
2011-11-17 03:56:55 PM
There are just some things Canadians do better; weed, hockey, and seal clubbing to name a few.
 
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