Cain and Perry are in a desperate race to be the dumbest candidate in the GOP.

I loved Herman Cain on "Taxi"

Cain's gaffes are starting to be numbered in the brazillions.

To be fair, what Cubans speak barely qualifies as Spanish.

Holy shiat this dude is cooning hard. May as well break out the tap shoes and blackface at this point.

/it's ok, I can say that, I'm black

How can anyone think this guy will do a better job than Obama?

I guess the problem is that they don't think.

jcooli09: How can anyone think this guy will do a better job than Obama?

I guess the problem is that they don't think.

Well, Ann Coulter said "our blacks are better than your blacks" so that settles it.

How does one say "delicious" in foreign?

Cain is pretty much done at this point, but it's good to see he's still providing entertainment.

I hear even Tea Party Nation founder Judson Phillips has thrown him under the bus:

"Forget the sexual harassment allegations. Forget [campaign aide] Mark Block's gross incompetence. Herman Cain needs to leave the race because he is not qualified to be President.

The video is painful to watch. It is obvious Cain is in over his head and simply clueless. [...]

In the debate last Saturday night, Herman Cain's foreign policy philosophy seemed to be, 'I'll surround my self with people who have a clue because I do not.'

Earth to Herman Cain. You cannot subcontract out the duties of President."

Link (new window)

I'm sure Cain is just getting all of his gaffes out of his system.

I lived in Central America for a couple of years, and I don't think I ever heard anyone say 'delicioso'

Now... 'sabe muy bien' or 'que rico' I heard a ton.

Huntsman is gonna get the nomination. Just like Clinton. Watch.

I've flushed things that were more qualified to be president than Herman Cain.

hinten: I know I am being petty and small minded but this exchange really tells me all I need to know about this candidate.

You're not being petty and small. Asking how to say something in "Cuban" is just barely one step above asking how to say something in "Australian"

Cain should hire Chad OchoCinco to be his spanglish policy advisor.

"How do you say that in Cuban?"

Que?

"HOW DO YOU SAY..."

/¿Como se dice en cubano?

Opiate of the Lasses: Holy shiat this dude is cooning hard. May as well break out the tap shoes and blackface at this point.

/it's ok, I can say that, I'm black

I've been saying this since he first started. Just when I start to think this guy couldn't get more Tom he goes and does shiat like this. Its both amazing and a disgrace.

/also black

Isn't it pronounced the same in Cuban as it in Mexican?

The wet foot/dry foot is a gotcha question. America is for Americans. All Cubans that arrive here illegally should be charged for transport back to Cuba. If they can't pay, anything they own should be forfeited, and they would be put on a payment plan to repay the balance. Interest should be prime + 1 percent.

Tim Tebow > Herman Cain

But how do you say "delectable"? 1:40 (new window)

sweetmelissa31: zarberg: Asking how to say something in "Cuban" is just barely one step above asking how to say something in "Australian"

Ja, mein Fuhrer.

Australian, not Austrian!

What is it about GOP voters that makes them seek the dumbest possible candidate?
Didn't they learn the lesson with Shrub?
Wouldn't you rather elect smart people (new window)?

Asked by a reporter if he supported the "wet-foot, dry-foot policy," which allows Cuban immigrants to stay in the United States once they get in, Cain responded: "Wet-foot, dry-foot policy?"

Reporter: Do you support the wet-foot, dry-foot policy?

Cain: Do I support the wet-foot, dry-foot policy?

Reporter: Yes.

Cain: Support? You know, I enjoy wet feet. I love to be around dry feet. I -- I -- but, no, I don't support the wet-foot, dry-foot policy.

Republicans really should have strong support for "wet foot, dry foot", it's the epitome of "Fark you, I got mine"

Sock Ruh Tease: Reporter: Do you support the wet-foot, dry-foot policy?

Cain: Do I support the wet-foot, dry-foot policy?

Reporter: Yes.

Cain: Support? You know, I enjoy wet feet. I love to be around dry feet. I -- I -- but, no, I don't support the wet-foot, dry-foot policy

Reporter: Do you support the wet-foot, dry-foot policy?

Cain: Do I support the wet-foot, dry-foot policy?

Reporter: Yes.

Cain: Wet-foot, dry-foot? I thought it was wet-back, dry-back.

zarberg: sweetmelissa31: zarberg: Asking how to say something in "Cuban" is just barely one step above asking how to say something in "Australian"

Ja, mein Fuhrer.

Australian, not Austrian!

What's this about aliens?

"I want to get from Cuban leaders [in South Florida] a solution of what we should do."

Restore the Platt Amendment?

VJStinger: Opiate of the Lasses: Holy shiat this dude is cooning hard. May as well break out the tap shoes and blackface at this point.

/it's ok, I can say that, I'm black

I've been saying this since he first started. Just when I start to think this guy couldn't get more Tom he goes and does shiat like this. Its both amazing and a disgrace.

/also black

I'm not black, so he just looks like a dumb-ass to me.

/voting for the other black guy

For some strange reason, I just knew before clicking on the link that the article had to be about Herman Cain. I was right.

/I was right.
//How do you say that in 'Cuban'?

How do you say delicious?
How do you say delovely?
How do you say delectable?
How do you say devine?
How do you say degroovy?
Dewith it?
How do you say Deee-Lite?

Muta: Sock Ruh Tease: Reporter: Do you support the wet-foot, dry-foot policy?

Cain: Do I support the wet-foot, dry-foot policy?

Reporter: Yes.

Cain: Support? You know, I enjoy wet feet. I love to be around dry feet. I -- I -- but, no, I don't support the wet-foot, dry-foot policy

***

Reporter: Do you support the wet-foot, dry-foot policy?

Cain: Do I support the wet-foot, dry-foot policy?

Reporter: Yes.

Cain: Wet-foot, dry-foot? I thought it was wet-back, dry-back.

***

Reporter: Do you support the wet-foot, dry-foot policy?

Cain: Do I support the wet-foot, dry-foot policy?

Reporter: Yes.

Cain: B-dee-b-dee-b-dee that's all folks!

HighOnCraic:
How do you say Deee-Lite?

El groovo es en el hearto!

I once ordered a cuban sandwhich and got it with sliced hot dog instead of ham. It made me so sad ;(

The wet-foot, dry-foot policy question is something of a gotcha question. If Cain favors the policy then he'll alienate the Mexican he wants to electrocute. If he is against the policy then he alienates the Cubans he wants to pander to.

To be fair, Spanish IS the language of the ghetto.

/ vayanse al infierno, republicanos de mierda

Joao: HighOnCraic:
How do you say Deee-Lite?

El groovo es en el hearto!



Dig!

I was hoping Cain was asking what "nine" was in spanish.

Did the lefties here give Obama as much shiat when he thought Austrian was a language, or is this another instance of, "It's only okay when we do it"?

BroVinny: Did the lefties here give Obama as much shiat when he thought Austrian was a language, or is this another instance of, "It's only okay when we do it"?

I'm pretty sure I laughed at Obama for that as well. There was probably a Fark thread about it.

/Lefty
//Black
///Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch.