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(Showbiz Spy)   The most horrifying Twilight headline you'll read all day: "Robert Pattinson on His Butt Crack"   (showbizspy.com) divider line 25
    More: Scary, intergluteal cleft, Robert Pattinson, twilight movies, steams, Kristen Stewart  
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2011-11-17 01:45:53 PM  
And another reason why not to waste money on Twilight movies.
 
2011-11-17 02:14:02 PM  
I would pay good money to see that butt crack.
 
2011-11-17 02:21:38 PM  
Dude in question in another article:

"It made people in the industry aware that women, just solely women, are a legitimate audience for movies, which is, in a strange sort of way, good for guys as well," he said.

While I am horrified Twilight is used for the reason proving this, it's nice to see. Make some movies for ladies, by which I mean make movies that are for ladies and not idiotic. Or just skip that and make a Scarlet Witch movie. More Bridemaids and less Sex in the City.
 
2011-11-17 02:30:14 PM  
I always expected a Pattinson headline involving him on a butt crack. Just not own.
 
2011-11-17 02:32:00 PM  

Braindeath: More Bridemaids and less Sex in the City.


Which one made more money? That's the one that will get made.

/Hollywood movies are about money, not social movements or art
 
2011-11-17 02:35:35 PM  

Knara: Braindeath: More Bridemaids and less Sex in the City.

Which one made more money? That's the one that will get made.

/Hollywood movies are about money, not social movements or art


Bridesmaids

Domestic $169,106,725
Worldwide $287,557,137

Sex and the City 2

Domestic $95,347,692
Worldwide $288,347,692
 
2011-11-17 02:42:54 PM  
People who like twilight are the worst.
 
2011-11-17 02:51:29 PM  

mycathatesyou: I would pay good money to see that butt crack.


this^^
 
2011-11-17 03:08:10 PM  

Braindeath: Dude in question in another article:

"It made people in the industry aware that women, just solely women, are a legitimate audience for movies, which is, in a strange sort of way, good for guys as well," he said.

While I am horrified Twilight is used for the reason proving this, it's nice to see. Make some movies for ladies, by which I mean make movies that are for ladies and not idiotic. Or just skip that and make a Scarlet Witch movie. More Bridemaids and less Sex in the City.



www.alifeatthemovies.com

"Chick Flick! The term you were looking for here is 'chick flick', Mr. Pattison."
 
2011-11-17 03:10:21 PM  
I much prefer Frieda Pinto and her extremely impressive breasts in Immortals.
Immortal tittys indeed....
 
2011-11-17 03:22:18 PM  

Knara: /Hollywood movies are about money, not social movements or art


Bridesmaids did okay. I'm just saying the option needs to exist so we can see want women actually watch as opposed to making idiotic movies only and then saying that's all women want to see when really it's the only option. I also want them to stop calling all comic book movies guy movies like Thor wasn't totally a farking movie for women.
 
2011-11-17 03:24:48 PM  

Braindeath: I also want them to stop calling all comic book movies guy movies like Thor wasn't totally a farking movie for women.


Thor wasn't a movie made for human beings. How Kenny managed to make that thing the most boring, poorly constructed superhero movie I've seen since the 1970s is a mystery to me.
 
2011-11-17 03:47:21 PM  
Yes,yes, yes...but what inquiring minds really want to know is - DOES IT SPARKLE?
 
2011-11-17 03:57:01 PM  

offmymeds: Yes,yes, yes...but what inquiring minds really want to know is - DOES IT SPARKLE?


I bet that when he farts, his ass blows out glitter... Link (new window)
 
2011-11-17 03:59:05 PM  

Knara: Thor wasn't a movie made for human beings. How Kenny managed to make that thing the most boring, poorly constructed superhero movie I've seen since the 1970s is a mystery to me.


Step 1) Take away superhero's powers for most of the movie
 
2011-11-17 04:15:30 PM  

Lsherm: Knara: Thor wasn't a movie made for human beings. How Kenny managed to make that thing the most boring, poorly constructed superhero movie I've seen since the 1970s is a mystery to me.

Step 1) Take away superhero's powers for most of the movie


I thought Step 1 was "never actually introduce the humans to the audience in any meaningful way" and Step 1a was "Never introduce any of the gods except Thor, Odin and Loki, but give the other gods lots of screen time anyway."

/still don't who that old guy was who was working with Portman's character, or why he was important at all
 
2011-11-17 04:32:03 PM  

pivazena: mycathatesyou: I would pay good money to see that butt crack.

this^^


that, and you might as well add on the other
 
2011-11-17 05:10:47 PM  

9 penguins in my shirt: pivazena: mycathatesyou: I would pay good money to see that butt crack.

this^^

that, and you might as well add on the other


the front?
;-)
 
2011-11-17 05:31:35 PM  

mycathatesyou: I would pay good money to see that butt crack.

 
2011-11-17 06:43:45 PM  

mycathatesyou: I would pay good money to see that butt crack.


If the whole movie had been a solid hour of Pattinson's buttcrack it would have been greatly improved. I feel the same way about Troy and the shot of Pitt's backside in that. If they wanted to recoup their money on that one, they should have sold a 4.99 DVD of just that scene on a loop for an hour, first normal speed, then slow mo, etc etc. Holidays are the perfect time for this. Relatives start getting too rowdy and driving you insane, just pop in the DVD. Either they are offended and leave, or they stay and then at very least you still have Brad Pitt's ass.
 
2011-11-17 07:38:30 PM  

ambercat: mycathatesyou: I would pay good money to see that butt crack.

If the whole movie had been a solid hour of Pattinson's buttcrack it would have been greatly improved. I feel the same way about Troy and the shot of Pitt's backside in that. If they wanted to recoup their money on that one, they should have sold a 4.99 DVD of just that scene on a loop for an hour, first normal speed, then slow mo, etc etc. Holidays are the perfect time for this. Relatives start getting too rowdy and driving you insane, just pop in the DVD. Either they are offended and leave, or they stay and then at very least you still have Brad Pitt's ass.


Brilliant! It'd be like one of those fireplace videos!
 
2011-11-17 07:46:38 PM  

Iggie: offmymeds: Yes,yes, yes...but what inquiring minds really want to know is - DOES IT SPARKLE?

I bet that when he farts, his ass blows out glitter... Link (new window)


I would google ass blows out glitter but i'm afraid
 
2011-11-17 07:53:35 PM  
WHY DID WE NEED TO KNOW THIS?!?
 
2011-11-17 08:44:33 PM  

Gyrfalcon: WHY DID WE NEED TO KNOW THIS?!?


I seriously doubt your committment to sparklemotion.
 
2011-11-18 02:23:28 AM  
Schwarzenegger is not impressed
 
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