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Mr. Coffee Nerves

2011-11-17 12:21:02 PM

Step 1: Get copy of "My First Necronomicon"

Speaker2Animals

2011-11-17 12:27:10 PM

Without RTFA, I'm going to suggest it's: "Buy a can of lard, eat half of it and smear the other half on your skin."

WTF Indeed

2011-11-17 12:28:48 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2011-11-17 12:33:22 PM

Speaker2Animals: Without RTFA, I'm going to suggest it's: "Buy a can of lard, eat half of it and smear the other half on your skin."

See, I thought that too. And maybe something involving sleeping in an oxygen tent.

Mr. Coffee Nerves

2011-11-17 12:38:35 PM

Step 8(b): Scrape layer(s) of manchowder from face

monoski

2011-11-17 12:41:05 PM

Fail tag waiting in the wings

offmymeds

2011-11-17 12:42:10 PM

Just hearing/seeing her name is enough to make me hurl.

Fluorescent Testicle

2011-11-17 12:42:37 PM

FTFA: "It's got exfoliates, they've got rocks in there."

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Braindeath

2011-11-17 12:44:48 PM

Speaker2Animals: Without RTFA, I'm going to suggest it's: "Buy a can of lard, eat half of it and smear the other half on your skin."

I was thinking aborted fetuses.

Odd Bird

2011-11-17 12:46:03 PM

Every time you click a link to an article about her, you keep her in the "news" a bit longer.

/rarely click EW links
//never click TMZ links

genepool lifeboat

2011-11-17 12:47:23 PM

The fat of an unbaptized child?

Arkanaut

2011-11-17 12:48:50 PM

Snooki's beauty regimen?

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groppet

2011-11-17 12:49:15 PM

Run her through a truck wash a few times, then a sand blasting?

Gonad the Ballbarian

2011-11-17 12:51:38 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: FTFA: "It's got exfoliates, they've got rocks in there."

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Came in for this... Thanks :)

TOOOtally read that like funbags was saying it....

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lostinspace1978

2011-11-17 12:55:06 PM

I assumed it involved Dickspit

Knara

2011-11-17 12:55:37 PM

Saw her on Conan last night.

Determined that she'd be pretty damn cute if she wasn't always trying to be "out there".

SnakeMan

2011-11-17 01:01:36 PM

The Homer Tax

2011-11-17 01:07:16 PM

WTF Indeed: [www.afrobella.com image 320x240]

Homer! You've got it set on "Snooki!"

TravisBickle62

2011-11-17 01:07:20 PM

"Beauty" does not mean what she thinks it means

That coward David Lopan

2011-11-17 01:08:51 PM

If it isn't "Step 1) Buy paper bag. Step 2) Place over head, making sure you cover entire face" then it's not gonna work.

unicron702

2011-11-17 01:10:24 PM

The Homer Tax: WTF Indeed: [www.afrobella.com image 320x240]

Homer! You've got it set on "Snooki!"

I was gonna say whore, but hey, you say potato, I say vodka.

robmilmel

2011-11-17 01:13:22 PM

If we get lucky, the cat will finish burying her along with the other shiat.

Surool

2011-11-17 01:23:30 PM

Why write about it? It obviously doesn't work.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-11-17 01:26:27 PM

semen enemas?

Sarcastica75

2011-11-17 01:28:19 PM

without even reading it, i'm guessing that whatever it all is, it's ridiculously expensive.

veedeevadeevoodee

2011-11-17 01:34:28 PM

Snooki's beauty regimen

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Spoon over Marin

2011-11-17 01:36:11 PM

robmilmel: If we get lucky, the cat will finish burying her along with the other shiat.

watson.t.hamster

2011-11-17 01:38:38 PM

That's pretty weird, but as DIY beauty regimes go (and considering the source) that was kind of a let down.

This lady clearly wins that contest.

BigLuca

2011-11-17 01:39:21 PM

Andric

2011-11-17 01:58:31 PM

And yet she still looks like a Snooki. Too bad.

freetomato

2011-11-17 02:04:48 PM

watson.t.hamster: That's pretty weird, but as DIY beauty regimes go (and considering the source) that was kind of a let down.

This lady clearly wins that contest.

I'd say so.
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indarwinsshadow

2011-11-17 02:13:34 PM

I imagine it's a lot of
www.power-pressure-washers.com

followed by a lot of

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gunga galunga

2011-11-17 02:18:20 PM

I'm torn. Do I go with the Scanners exploding head pic? Or the Raiders of the Lost Ark melting face pic?

Hmmmmmmmm....

Ah, what the hell. I'll go with both.

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brigid_fitch

2011-11-17 02:21:51 PM

WTF--cat litter?? Why the hell would you do that? Besides, you shouldn't exfoliate every night. 1-2x a week is enough and that's with a mild exfoliant. Cat litter...might as well use friggin' sandpaper.

You want a DIY exfoliant, try baking soda & a little water.

AdolfOliverPanties

2011-11-17 02:29:04 PM

Off topic I know, but maybe it is time for Steven Tyler to retire from public life.

Fano

2011-11-17 02:30:11 PM

There is a picture of her in the attic that is getting slowly prettier

gshepnyc

2011-11-17 02:38:39 PM

Whatever it is, it isn't working.

The My Little Pony Killer

2011-11-17 02:46:19 PM

To save time, she beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.

/surprised I haven't seen this one yet

milowitz

2011-11-17 02:52:26 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: To save time, she beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.

/surprised I haven't seen this one yet

Man I gotta real chuckle outta that.

I should be in the kitchen

2011-11-17 02:53:07 PM

freetomato: watson.t.hamster: That's pretty weird, but as DIY beauty regimes go (and considering the source) that was kind of a let down.

This lady clearly wins that contest.

I'd say so.
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To be fair, she did ask her doctor for a hot beef injection first, but he just screamed "HELL no!" and ran out of the room

DemDave

2011-11-17 02:56:44 PM

Is rubbing unused kitty litter on your face really that much worse than anything else women do in the name of beauty?

Jupiter's Thunder

2011-11-17 03:04:42 PM

She's gotta look good, she wants smoosh smoosh.

h2oincfs

2011-11-17 03:12:17 PM

so, yah, nobody would ever put clay on their face as an exfoliant, right?

Fano

2011-11-17 03:17:17 PM

h2oincfs: so, yah, nobody would ever put clay on their face as an exfoliant, right?

She's gone ten rounds with cassius clay

VimFuego

2011-11-17 03:29:30 PM

I've never see the show, but I've seen her on Beavis and Butthead. What a vile piece of shiat.

That's all I have to say.

gunga galunga

2011-11-17 03:46:37 PM

VimFuego: I've never see the show, but I've seen her on Beavis and Butthead. What a vile piece of shiat.

That's all I have to say.

I was curious about the whole Jersey Shore thing so I netflixed the first disc of the first season. Three minutes of Nicole "Snooki" Polozzi was enough for me to hit eject, seal the disc back in the envelope, and seal it up, and then put on The Marathon Man to watch the "is it safe?" scene to soothe my jangled nerves.

dusty15893

2011-11-17 04:03:20 PM

Bukkake?

ccc1138

2011-11-17 04:21:50 PM