goat stew...mmmmmm

curry goat not so much

Are you saying it can serve itself?

Do goats like barbecue?

It's flat out wrong delicious to then serve it at a barbecue

FTFY

If only there were some sort of children's book to commemorate the pet goat.

Is "flat out wrong" a euphemism for "delicious"?

Mr President, we've just learned that the goat was delicious.

/what a jerked president may look like

Freakin Rican:
curry goat not so much

Curried Goat is delicious... Mmmmmm...

whoops.....someone beat me to the punch.

The goat weighed up to 245 pounds and was valued at $3,500

Yeah, I don't think so.

245lb Goat?! $3500??!!!

I raised goats as a kid (no pun), that is a massive goat.

It's worse to invite them right?



//hot like bbq

I got $20 on the "controlled substance" in question being meth.

/Mexicans will make tacos out of anything.
//ANYTHING.
///my legal first name is Juan, so I can say that.
////slashies

FTFA: "a Lakeway man called police to report that his 7-month-old goat had been stolen from pens behind his home" and "He told detectives he took that goat because it was 'very gentle, like a dog,' the affidavit said."

He stole a baby goat that was probably being raised as a pet, and butchered and served it at a barbecue.

Enjoy prison, dick.

Your goat wants more drones at the border

Cagey B: If only there were some sort of children's book to commemorate the pet goat.

A barbeque followed that goat too

Probably a Boer goat. Them is good eating.

My sister used to live near a private pond that her in-laws owned where they had a pair of geese. They'd allowed a illegal family couple to live on a trailer there so they could have the cheap labor at the lumber yard they owned. One day they discovered one of the geese missing and the front area of the trailer was covered in feathers. They went over and explained that the geese were essentially pets.

A couple weeks later, the other one vanished.

The last thing to go missing was her sister-in-laws pot-bellied pig. She lived next to my sister and the pig was treated like a dog. Up and vanished one day. After that, they stopped keeping pets that could be mistaken for lunch.

NEDM: FTFA: "a Lakeway man called police to report that his 7-month-old goat had been stolen from pens behind his home" and "He told detectives he took that goat because it was 'very gentle, like a dog,' the affidavit said."

He stole a baby goat that was probably being raised as a pet, and butchered and served it at a barbecue.

Enjoy prison, dick.

But, oh, I bet that goat was tender. Succulent. Maybe worth a trip to the pokey.

Toby Keith was hungry.

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Eirik: My sister used to live near a private pond that her in-laws owned where they had a pair of geese. They'd allowed a illegal family couple to live on a trailer there so they could have the cheap labor at the lumber yard they owned. One day they discovered one of the geese missing and the front area of the trailer was covered in feathers. They went over and explained that the geese were essentially pets.

A couple weeks later, the other one vanished.

The last thing to go missing was her sister-in-laws pot-bellied pig. She lived next to my sister and the pig was treated like a dog. Up and vanished one day. After that, they stopped keeping pets that could be mistaken for lunch.

I think the next thing that would turn up "missing" would be the illegal family.

Subby is correct, that's pretty nasty. Lamb would be better. However, you could feed a goat a boot and corn cobs and make delicious goat ice-cream from the milk.

What the hell else are you going to do with a stolen goat?

syzygy whizz:
He told detectives he took that goat because it was "very gentle, like a dog," the affidavit said...

I find that disturbing...and when I say disturbing I mean it makes me feel a little sick.

Eating dog is not unheard of in Mexico (which may be where this guy is from).

BBQ goat is delicious.

Noticeably F.A.T.: What the hell else are you going to do with a stolen goat?

Lets ask sheep_shagger's cousin.

Eirik: My sister used to live near a private pond that her in-laws owned where they had a pair of geese. They'd allowed a illegal family couple to live on a trailer there so they could have the cheap labor at the lumber yard they owned. One day they discovered one of the geese missing and the front area of the trailer was covered in feathers. They went over and explained that the geese were essentially pets.

A couple weeks later, the other one vanished.

The last thing to go missing was her sister-in-laws pot-bellied pig. She lived next to my sister and the pig was treated like a dog. Up and vanished one day. After that, they stopped keeping pets that could be mistaken for lunch.

Maybe they should have stopped keeping illegals that could be mistaken for slaves.

A friend of mine used to live in PA apple country. One of their neighbors, who worked at one of the orchards, had a family party the one day.

All was going well, till my friend's wife heard a "Bah" out the back window. A goat was being led to slaughter...totally freaked her out.

My friend and I were both kind of like "cool!, haven't seen a goat killing before."

The more "gentle"-folk may have been bothered, but hey, to each his own.

Goat cheese is good, I wonder about a goat chop with a little mint jelly...

Sounds like he really ... sunglasses ... got his goat.

I killed a man, cuz he killed my goat (new window)

Han: Hey, what'd you do with that dog we kidnapped?

Luke: I killed it and ate it!

Han: Yeah!

Luke: Rebels!

Han: Rebels!

I guess police drug math works on goats too
This should be a misdemeanor charge, not a felony.
This happend in Austin.
Austin craigslist lists goats (new window) in the range of $50 - $200 except one guy selling 3 "registered" goats for $1200

//goatse.cx

I haven't had some good cabrito in a long time. Used to be a small messkin market near here that would do pretty brisk business for lunch. His BBQ cabrito tacos were the bomb.

Can't ride home on a bowl of goat. I've always said that.

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: Eirik: My sister used to live near a private pond that her in-laws owned where they had a pair of geese. They'd allowed a illegal family couple to live on a trailer there so they could have the cheap labor at the lumber yard they owned. One day they discovered one of the geese missing and the front area of the trailer was covered in feathers. They went over and explained that the geese were essentially pets.

A couple weeks later, the other one vanished.

The last thing to go missing was her sister-in-laws pot-bellied pig. She lived next to my sister and the pig was treated like a dog. Up and vanished one day. After that, they stopped keeping pets that could be mistaken for lunch.

Maybe they should have stopped keeping illegals that could be mistaken for slaves.

Believe me, I never understood the relationship. The couple were a liability waiting to happen, and it's not like they needed an illegal alien on the workforce, they had a large legal workforce.

And it's not like these two were poor. The story was they had a son who was a fairly wealthy doctor in Mexico who routinely sent them money. They just liked living on their own in California.

Eirik: My sister used to live near a private pond that her in-laws owned where they had a pair of geese. They'd allowed a illegal family couple to live on a trailer there so they could have the cheap labor at the lumber yard they owned. One day they discovered one of the geese missing and the front area of the trailer was covered in feathers. They went over and explained that the geese were essentially pets.

A couple weeks later, the other one vanished.

The last thing to go missing was her sister-in-laws pot-bellied pig. She lived next to my sister and the pig was treated like a dog. Up and vanished one day. After that, they stopped keeping pets that could be mistaken for lunch.

It's just a part of Mexican culture: if there is no one stopping them from taking something, it's theirs to take. Have a fruit tree in your front yard? They'll clean harvest it for you.

Goat owner "I still haven't found out who stole my goat Joey.By the way this meat is great , what did you say it was?"

Cook "I'm not saying till you finish eating it."

Eirik: My sister used to live near a private pond that her in-laws owned where they had a pair of geese. They'd allowed a illegal family couple to live on a trailer there so they could have the cheap labor at the lumber yard they owned. One day they discovered one of the geese missing and the front area of the trailer was covered in feathers. They went over and explained that the geese were essentially pets.

A couple weeks later, the other one vanished.

The last thing to go missing was her sister-in-laws pot-bellied pig. She lived next to my sister and the pig was treated like a dog. Up and vanished one day. After that, they stopped keeping pets that could be mistaken for lunch.

Want to take a guess why they were here illegally in the first place? I mean geez, I've known a number of illegal aliens and it's not because our immigration rules are that strict that they have to cheat. Half of them deserve to be locked up in Pelican Bay.

I now know what I'm going to do about the farking neighbor's dog who keeps crapping in my yard.

StreetlightInTheGhetto: give me doughnuts: Goats are evil, and deserve to be killed and eaten.

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According to the folklore, goats cannot be blessed due to their connection with pagan gods.

gojirast: Eirik: My sister used to live near a private pond that her in-laws owned where they had a pair of geese. They'd allowed a illegal family couple to live on a trailer there so they could have the cheap labor at the lumber yard they owned. One day they discovered one of the geese missing and the front area of the trailer was covered in feathers. They went over and explained that the geese were essentially pets.

A couple weeks later, the other one vanished.

The last thing to go missing was her sister-in-laws pot-bellied pig. She lived next to my sister and the pig was treated like a dog. Up and vanished one day. After that, they stopped keeping pets that could be mistaken for lunch.

I think the next thing that would turn up "missing" would be the illegal family.

Considering how much pit belly pigs cost? Fark that, I'm feeding them to the pigs.

Just don't forget to remove the teeth to save the piggies digestion.

/not obscure
//just kidding about feeding them to pigs
///wouldn't want the piggies to get indigestion