LadyLazaruss's friend Jake finally gets that darn bug out of his arse (w/pics)

/got nothin'

Farker ItWasMe! finally proves it was he who took the Olsen Twin's virginity.

/fark grammar/punctuation / capitalization, and spelling.
/now with voting.
/I wish.
/what is with all these stupid slashes?
/does anyone else think its gay?
/cause it seems really stupid.
/why can't you guys just say "oops, forgot to turn on the voting"?
/I <3 boobies.

Pope dead. Jude law to replace as new robotic Pope-Bot.

Democrats lose election again!!! Common Americans finally realize who's responsible for giving this country away and pigeon-holing anyone who's normal and works for a living.

...in other News Al Gore caught by photgrapher spreading peanut butter on himself and then going to the pound to cehck out a dog for walk...no really I just want to take him for a walk...in the park...Oh please don't send me to Poiund me in the Jigger Jail!!!

Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves today, senselessly.

Farker Squidfartz surgically altered to excrete money and grow pot on top of head -link to hospital webcam

"Farkers voted best lovers. Ever."

Clinton admits to lying and cheating. Kramer named winner of The Contest.

President Schwarzenegger Eliminates DEA, IRS

Washington, Jan 5 2005
As one of his first decisions, President Arnold Schwarzenegger has eliminated both the DEA and the IRS.

"The war on drugs costs 18 billion dollars a year and has created the the highest per capita prison population on the planet. By legalizing and taxing all drugs, we will generate enough revenue, and cut enough expenses, to eliminate the personal income tax, which is illegal to begin with. Also, I am legalizing groping on movie sets."

IRS and DEA officials, being fired, were unavailable for comment.

A link to the student film i made and not having it be rejected. hehe

www.DeadAwakeMovie.com

rush limbaugh and courtney love reportedly wed over weekend.met in betty ford in october 2003

Last member of Democratic party taken out back and shot. America wins, fatality!

http://img.fark.com/images/2002/topics/news.gif Armageddon. All votes are IN.

New law passed to help kitten population regrow. Are Farkers all "fapped" out?

Saudi and Iraqi oil fields mined with low-yield nuclear weapons. US stockpiles stone knives and bearskins.

Liberals win! Ganja Legal in the states! College Students celebrate in street! subsequently fail out!

Eminent psychologist diagnoses Donald Rumsfeld with "bitter bitter old man" disease. Cites symptoms too numerous to mention.

Bush admits war in Iraq was not for previously stated reasons. Admits that it was for sunshine, the most valuable resource in the world, found mainly in the deserts

Germany Invades France / US says 'eh, we'll let this one go'

Fark to change format to "All Boobies,all the time"

Collectively, German people admit they were NOT all on vacation from 1939 to 1945, and that punch was not served in Poland and they were infact NOT invited.

UT2004, HL2, Doom4 playable demos to be released tomorrow. U.S. businesses, schools declare 1 week holiday.

pugsleythegreat, watch Family Guy?

Anyway:
Bush admits war was for none of the aforementioned reasons, but because "well, my daddy had big ol' war out in the desert and he was real popular so dammit, I wanted a war, too!"
/liberal and proud ^_^

Rush Limbaugh commits suicide. note says "I was just being contrary to be contrary" Al franken admits he's fat also.

An embarassed, humiliated Congress passes law making it illegal to call 'French Fries' anything else such as 'Freedom Fries'.

France sues McDonalds for royalties. A bankrupt McDonalds bought out by Ted's Montana Grill

2003-10-05 08:41:23 AM Bambi: /Why does the hero tag have the US flag on it?

Because most of the heroes come from the USA.

US gets out of the United Nations, actually closes borders, drills for oil in Alaska and Texas, starts using nuclear power again, and gets rid of fiat money system and minimum wage. World does not blow up, liberals left in conundrum of why their bullshiat whining and threats of doom the to the Earth weren't true.

Earthquake registering 9.8 hits southern California, sinking LA. In other news, Farker NarcisisticRage buys up all Arizona Bay property.

I've never posted using HTML or voting. I haven't even used the IMG tag, outside of an HTML editor or otherwise, in years. The post came out great - why do some dumbasses find it so hard?

Farker deevo gets laid.

http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/newsflash.gif Kobe Sentenced to 20 years. Celebs finally get theirs.

ganja legalized today, country will get high tonight

My Boobies, and I nut up the image.

Damn.

I'm...not even going to ask why the last post came out like it did.

Penis Enlargemnt Corperation cofounders' home addresses posted on internet.

Any "weeners" link that actually has cock.

Oh wait... Those are submitted all the time. They are just never posted.

Two sports headlines:

Texas Rangers break .500!

Texas Longhorns beat OU! Bob Stoops kills self!

Free solar energy available to all. Arab world begins rapid return to nomadic camel-jockeys who strive to control their rank and file via a sillier religion than others controlling rank and file with silly religions.

Liberal anti-americans lined up and shot.

Beerdrinking French surrender boobies to Akbarian kitten trap. Duke sucks.

Boobies found to be the cure for cancer.

Brad Pitt Tom Welling and Ashton Kutcher found to be Bosses of Gay mafia (pix included)

It's the Red Sox vs. the Cubs in the World Series. One of them has to win, right?

Britney Spears and Olsen Twins marry LobsterDr

Airplane carrying Hilary, Bill, Al Franken, Michael Moore, LA Lakers and country of France crashes into devil woshipping orgy being held at Jesse Jackson's house. No survivors.

it would make more sense if i explained BoscheRock = LobsterDr

RUSH LIMBAUGH says "No comment"