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(Fark)   Wherefore art thou, Romeoooooo. Tiger mauls Roy. And of course, Bob Hope dead at 100. Survey: What headline have you been waiting your whole Fark life to submit? (link goes almost nowhere)   ( divider line
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2003-10-05 08:23:16 AM  
Something that will actually be accepted :-)
2003-10-05 08:41:23 AM Blair sacked.

/Why does the hero tag have the US flag on it?
2003-10-05 09:00:10 AM  
President George W. Bush loses 2004 election to... hell, anyone will do at this point.
2003-10-05 09:03:48 AM  
Bush taken from White House in handcuffs. Cheney also expected to be arrested when found.
2003-10-05 09:04:46 AM  
Anything about Christopher Walken

More cowbell!
2003-10-05 09:22:27 AM  
George W. Bush sentenced to 20 years in federal Pound Me In The Ass prison.
2003-10-05 09:38:25 AM Liberals rounded up, sent to "Hippie Camps"
2003-10-05 09:49:20 AM  
Anything that's not lame, spelt worng or grammatically farked. Since that will never happen, any of those celebrities who should be jailed/shot (i.e Jacko) finally being jailed/shot would rock.

I think the whole dolphin humping people in my hometown was the one I'd been waiting for. I used to joke about dolphin humping a lot and that story just capped it for me and my friends.
2003-10-05 09:52:40 AM
Fark decides to stop posting stupid surveys
2003-10-05 10:28:41 AM  
Ahnold unites Jacko and Spears in civil ceremony at Governer's Mansion. Hurlarity ensues.
2003-10-05 10:48:55 AM  
Drew Curtis behind successful hostile takeover of Microsoft. Bill Gates heard saying, "I never saw the little prick coming"
2003-10-05 11:12:35 AM  
Britons fear computers...Dentistry and sun are still #1 and #2 on list of things Britons fear.
2003-10-05 11:17:54 AM  
Darl McBride indicted for stock manipulation/fraud. Faces 20 years Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. SCO surrenders.

2003-10-05 11:39:11 AM  
TheOther wins Lotto Jackpot. Hires TranzorZ to do Pshop contest entries.
2003-10-05 11:49:21 AM  
Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilara exposed for the talentless hacks that they are. Public decides to start backing real music talent.
2003-10-05 11:50:29 AM  
HPZ awarded Nobel Peace Price for allowing Bump back onto the boards of the Mighty Fark.
2003-10-05 11:52:35 AM  
Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden exposed during anal sex in seedy Kabul hot sheet hotel, both men marched through the streets naked, then stoned to death.
2003-10-05 11:52:53 AM  
DNC declares bankruptcy.
2003-10-05 11:54:04 AM  
Scientist cures cancer. Still no - oh, uh... Hilarity ensues?
2003-10-05 11:54:25 AM  
Fark, discovers way of not reposting the SAME headlines that were posted prior in the week.
2003-10-05 11:54:58 AM  
Shooting in Atlanta church, 3 killed.

Oh wait, just been waiting five minutes.
2003-10-05 11:55:10 AM  
Cubs win world series; Satan complains about having to use his snowshovel.
2003-10-05 11:55:40 AM  
Farker mikemir wins lottery, eternal euphoric life, and a biatchin' car
2003-10-05 11:56:18 AM  
Yasser Arafat dead of natural causes, United Nations General Assembly overwhelmingly condemns The Grim Reaper and Israel.
2003-10-05 11:57:09 AM  
The crocodile hunter, Steve Irwin, is eaten by a crocodile.
2003-10-05 11:57:12 AM Farker tressermckay beats Iron Chef Hiroyuki Sakai in overtime for 2008 World Championship. French chefs everywhere surrender
2003-10-05 11:57:28 AM  
Akhbar - "Not a trap!"
2003-10-05 11:57:30 AM  
Israel nukes palestinian authority, lebanon, syria, saudi arabia, etc.
2003-10-05 11:57:38 AM  
Denise DeBartolo dies a horrible death, Eddie regains control of the 49ers.
2003-10-05 11:58:16 AM  
Amid scandals, Bush flees to exile in Boliva; in other news cocaine imports lowest in 20 years.
2003-10-05 11:58:31 AM  
"Wherefore art thou Romeoooooo. Tiger mauls Roy. And of course, Bob Hope dead at 100. Survey: What headline have you been waiting your whole Fark life to submit? (link goes almost nowhere)"

thanks for stealing it from me, asshole.
2003-10-05 11:59:14 AM  
"Libertarians win 2004 Presidential Election!!!"
2003-10-05 11:59:45 AM  
Strom Thurmond secret 60's gay porno career (wiht pic)
2003-10-05 11:59:55 AM  
Farker CYberg has won Guinness record for worlds largest penis!
2003-10-05 12:00:00 PM  
New Gallup poll shows nobody gives a shiat about J-Lo, Ben, Britney, or any other talentless Hollywood fraud.
2003-10-05 12:00:09 PM Former President George W. Bush has been charged by the Hauge for crimes against humanity, amongwhich includes being a co-conspirator for 9/11.
2003-10-05 12:00:14 PM  
Bush falls off his Segway again and breaks his head open, dies.
2003-10-05 12:00:50 PM  
CYberg: Farker CYberg has won Guinness record for worlds largest penis!

Prove it!
2003-10-05 12:00:53 PM  
Dallas Mavericks win NBA title. In other news, Mark Cuban buys Dairy Queen.
2003-10-05 12:00:53 PM  
Germany invades France to start WW3. France surrenderss. France surrenders
2003-10-05 12:01:04 PM  
Plane carrying Jennifer Lopez and Ben Afflec crash lands into Ashton Kutcher's house.
2003-10-05 12:01:20 PM George Bush to be tried for initiating war of aggression.
2003-10-05 12:01:36 PM  
Presidential election shocker - GOP and DNC confounded at unexpected write-in vote win of political unknown, Drew Curtis.
2003-10-05 12:01:38 PM  
Red Sox sold, moved to New York.
Yankees moved to Vermont, Steinbrenner to create own religion.

And the Royals take the Series.

/pure evil.
2003-10-05 12:02:14 PM  
France Invades Itself, Surrenders.
2003-10-05 12:02:22 PM  
Pope John Paul II relieves self in woods, settling centuries of debate.
2003-10-05 12:02:23 PM  
Farker Mountain found crushed to death at the bottom of a pile of thousands of beautiful naked women(with pic).
2003-10-05 12:02:34 PM  
Marijuana legalized in U.S.
2003-10-05 12:02:46 PM  
U.S. finally has enough, pulls out of U.N.
2003-10-05 12:03:25 PM  
North Korea invades Seoul; U.S. Empties 24 Trident Missile Tubes. Bush: "Now it's Miller Time."
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