FARK.com: (6741327) Man gets dumped by girlfriend. Goes through standard phases: 1. get drunk 2. listen to Kelly Clarkson and 3. buy a full suit of Halo armor

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		Man gets dumped by girlfriend. Goes through standard phases: 1. get drunk 2. listen to Kelly Clarkson and 3. buy a full suit of Halo armor (shortlist.com)		60
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BurnShrike

2011-11-17 11:59:01 AM

I always figured the full suit of Halo came before your girlfriend dumped you.

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt

2011-11-17 11:59:23 AM

Hey, therapy is therapy.

fark'emfeed'emfish

2011-11-17 12:00:34 PM

the 4th phase is teh good one

Grapple

2011-11-17 12:03:01 PM

well... now he no longer needs to worry about another girlfriend dumping him.

BroVinny

2011-11-17 12:03:16 PM

Stupid tag away keeping tabs on the Politics tab?

/of course

That coward David Lopan

2011-11-17 12:03:28 PM

If my wife ever leaves me, I am buying a hologram baseball cap, the new Nike Air Mags, and a DeLorean with a Mr. Fusion on the back.

Suck it, losers.

USCLaw2010

2011-11-17 12:04:45 PM

Treat yourself!

Flakeloaf

2011-11-17 12:05:34 PM

he needed to get rid of the money

Why can't I ever meet anyone who has this problem.

Uzzah

2011-11-17 12:06:18 PM

Knows how he feels...

clyph

2011-11-17 12:07:02 PM

Good for him. You should be able to enjoy the fruits of your labor without guilt and without someone else nagging you about it.

kisseswookies

2011-11-17 12:10:59 PM

What's his fark handle?

scottydoesntknow

2011-11-17 12:12:42 PM

Sorry buddy, Armor Lock won't protect your heart from being broken, just your bones.

Hershey Highway Patrol

2011-11-17 12:13:23 PM

Is this the guy?

NSFW Link (new window)

jmadisonbiii

2011-11-17 12:13:53 PM

Yeah but does he go all Master Chief on her?

BAMFinator

2011-11-17 12:14:29 PM

Pffft, I would have gotten Boba Fett armor.

BEER_ME_in_CT

2011-11-17 12:14:34 PM

Your better off dude! I realized that after reading "She described her ideal ring and I followed it down to the finest detail". We're all going to see her on Bridezillas right about the time that Halo 4 comes out. happy gaming!

Iniamyen1

2011-11-17 12:15:06 PM

At least the suit should really help him on the rebound to finding a new girlfriend...

Khakimonkey

2011-11-17 12:16:02 PM

I see no problem with this..

groppet

2011-11-17 12:16:20 PM

My #3 was sleep with her coworkers. That was more fun.

WhackingDay

2011-11-17 12:20:37 PM

Looks like he got ripped off. Artist forgot the boots.

tamsnod27

2011-11-17 12:20:50 PM

BAMFinator: Pffft, I would have gotten Boba Fett armor.

I think I would go with a falcon!

Iniamyen1

2011-11-17 12:21:53 PM

groppet: My #3 was sleep with her coworkers. That was more fun.

Kenny the copy guy doesn't count

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AngryJailhouseFistfark

2011-11-17 12:23:42 PM

Hershey Highway Patrol: Is this the guy?

NSFW Link (new window)

Is that like Lemon Party for Halo geeks?

AgentBang

2011-11-17 12:26:47 PM

Pretty sure that I won't have to worry about losing the wife, but at the same time I can say I would probably do something similar or more ridiculous.

2 grams

2011-11-17 12:27:58 PM

he needed to get rid of the money and be done with the whole sorry situation.

What coke, strippers and whores to good for ya?

/we all grieve differently

kgf

2011-11-17 12:30:16 PM

Really, Kelly Clarkson? Is that what manhood has sunk to for you Gen Xer's?

DROxINxTHExWIND

2011-11-17 12:32:36 PM

I hope that thing has a built in lotion dispenser and a self-changing sock.

Gabrin_Kinoda

2011-11-17 12:36:10 PM

Hey, everyone grieves in their own way...

//would have bought a Predator suit, myself

Big Man On Campus

2011-11-17 12:38:45 PM

FTFA:

Not sure if it'll help him find another girlfriend though...

Cosplay works in mysterious ways

Barnstormer

2011-11-17 12:41:56 PM

BurnShrike: I always figured the full suit of Halo came before your girlfriend dumped you.

Done in one.

But I gotta give him style points. Whatever gets you through the night, it's alright, it's alright...

RobertBruce

2011-11-17 12:42:39 PM

Eh. I'd have built an imperial walker.

stuffy

2011-11-17 12:42:47 PM

Better than chasing her down and chopping to pieces with a chainsaw.
Not much, but still.

fappomatic

2011-11-17 12:44:18 PM

My #3 was her seeing my wedding photograph on her bosses' desk with his daughter.

Danger Mouse

2011-11-17 12:44:25 PM

Am I the only one who would have spent the money on a 1966 Batsuit?

/freaks.

macross87

2011-11-17 12:44:59 PM

RobertBruce: Eh. I'd have built an imperial walker.

At or St?

Oznog

2011-11-17 12:44:59 PM

Phony_Soldier

2011-11-17 12:47:32 PM

BAMFinator: Pffft, I would have gotten Boba Fett armor.

You sound old.

DarkPascual

2011-11-17 12:48:50 PM

That or a 1:1 TARDIS replica...

/Que the "NEEEEERDS.jpg" and so on...
//Seriously... nice armor...

clyph

2011-11-17 12:51:11 PM

Big Man On Campus: Cosplay works in mysterious ways

THIS.

RobertBruce

2011-11-17 12:53:15 PM

macross87: RobertBruce: Eh. I'd have built an imperial walker.

At or St?

St. Manpower is low this year!

Pants full of macaroni!!

2011-11-17 12:55:46 PM

Clarkson trifecta now in play.

Gabrin_Kinoda

2011-11-17 01:03:35 PM

Phony_Soldier: BAMFinator: Pffft, I would have gotten Boba Fett armor.

You sound old.

My two sets of Mando armor laugh in your general direction.

/36 next January, but don't feel a day over 25
//and I'm a GIRL :)

Arcturus72

2011-11-17 01:30:35 PM

Gabrin_Kinoda: Phony_Soldier: BAMFinator: Pffft, I would have gotten Boba Fett armor.

You sound old.

My two sets of Mando armor laugh in your general direction.

/36 next January, but don't feel a day over 25
//and I'm a GIRL :)

That sound you just heard was a million clicks on your profile... then the million "WTF?!"s...

Seriously though, this you can probably explain away a lot easier than a Real Doll, right Kwame?

Crotchrocket Slim

2011-11-17 01:36:50 PM

Arcturus72: Gabrin_Kinoda: Phony_Soldier: BAMFinator: Pffft, I would have gotten Boba Fett armor.

You sound old.

My two sets of Mando armor laugh in your general direction.

/36 next January, but don't feel a day over 25
//and I'm a GIRL :)

That sound you just heard was a million clicks on your profile... then the million "WTF?!"s...

Seriously though, this you can probably explain away a lot easier than a Real Doll, right Kwame?

It's not a Farkette's obligation to have an entertaining or boob-filled profile.
/ok, so I looked
//I'll often look at any interesting Fark person's profile, sex be damned

Dinobot

2011-11-17 01:49:49 PM

Same happened to me, but used the money on the booze cruise, like any respectable farker would.

/CSB

Arcturus72

2011-11-17 01:54:22 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: It's not a Farkette's obligation to have an entertaining or boob-filled profile.
/ok, so I looked
//I'll often look at any interesting Fark person's profile, sex be damned

I definately looked, and I don't even play HALO... I was hoping to see something in their profile (still not sure if it's a "girl") with said armor on...

And I also look at profiles... Half of those on my favorites list were placed there simply because of something in there...

I also couldn't resist the slam on RealDolls... And that almost legendary thread relating to one...

Mad_Radhu

2011-11-17 02:05:48 PM

Uzzah: Knows how he feels...

Treat yo self!

reillan

2011-11-17 02:13:35 PM

Wanted: girlfriend who won't dump me when she finds my Malcolm Reynolds costume in the closet.

peterthx

2011-11-17 02:17:14 PM

Mad_Radhu: Uzzah: Knows how he feels...

Treat yo self!

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