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(Short List) Unlikely Man gets dumped by girlfriend. Goes through standard phases: 1. get drunk 2. listen to Kelly Clarkson and 3. buy a full suit of Halo armor   (shortlist.com) divider line 60
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2011-11-17 11:59:01 AM
I always figured the full suit of Halo came before your girlfriend dumped you.
 
2011-11-17 11:59:23 AM
Hey, therapy is therapy.
 
2011-11-17 12:00:34 PM
the 4th phase is teh good one
 
2011-11-17 12:03:01 PM
well... now he no longer needs to worry about another girlfriend dumping him.
 
2011-11-17 12:03:16 PM
Stupid tag away keeping tabs on the Politics tab?

/of course
 
2011-11-17 12:03:28 PM
If my wife ever leaves me, I am buying a hologram baseball cap, the new Nike Air Mags, and a DeLorean with a Mr. Fusion on the back.

Suck it, losers.
 
2011-11-17 12:04:45 PM
Treat yourself!
 
2011-11-17 12:05:34 PM
he needed to get rid of the money

Why can't I ever meet anyone who has this problem.
 
2011-11-17 12:06:18 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

Knows how he feels...
 
2011-11-17 12:07:02 PM
Good for him. You should be able to enjoy the fruits of your labor without guilt and without someone else nagging you about it.
 
2011-11-17 12:10:59 PM
What's his fark handle?
 
2011-11-17 12:12:42 PM
Sorry buddy, Armor Lock won't protect your heart from being broken, just your bones.
 
2011-11-17 12:13:23 PM
Is this the guy?

NSFW Link (new window)
 
2011-11-17 12:13:53 PM
Yeah but does he go all Master Chief on her?
 
2011-11-17 12:14:29 PM
Pffft, I would have gotten Boba Fett armor.
 
2011-11-17 12:14:34 PM
Your better off dude! I realized that after reading "She described her ideal ring and I followed it down to the finest detail". We're all going to see her on Bridezillas right about the time that Halo 4 comes out. happy gaming!
 
2011-11-17 12:15:06 PM
At least the suit should really help him on the rebound to finding a new girlfriend...
 
2011-11-17 12:16:02 PM
I see no problem with this..
 
2011-11-17 12:16:20 PM
My #3 was sleep with her coworkers. That was more fun.
 
2011-11-17 12:20:37 PM
Looks like he got ripped off. Artist forgot the boots.
 
2011-11-17 12:20:50 PM
BAMFinator: Pffft, I would have gotten Boba Fett armor.

I think I would go with a falcon!
 
2011-11-17 12:21:53 PM
groppet: My #3 was sleep with her coworkers. That was more fun.

Kenny the copy guy doesn't count

i307.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-17 12:23:42 PM
Hershey Highway Patrol: Is this the guy?

NSFW Link (new window)


Is that like Lemon Party for Halo geeks?
 
2011-11-17 12:26:47 PM
Pretty sure that I won't have to worry about losing the wife, but at the same time I can say I would probably do something similar or more ridiculous.
 
2011-11-17 12:27:58 PM
he needed to get rid of the money and be done with the whole sorry situation.

What coke, strippers and whores to good for ya?

/we all grieve differently
 
kgf
2011-11-17 12:30:16 PM
Really, Kelly Clarkson? Is that what manhood has sunk to for you Gen Xer's?
 
2011-11-17 12:32:36 PM
I hope that thing has a built in lotion dispenser and a self-changing sock.
 
2011-11-17 12:36:10 PM
Hey, everyone grieves in their own way...


//would have bought a Predator suit, myself
 
2011-11-17 12:38:45 PM

FTFA:

Not sure if it'll help him find another girlfriend though...


Cosplay works in mysterious ways
 
2011-11-17 12:41:56 PM
BurnShrike: I always figured the full suit of Halo came before your girlfriend dumped you.

Done in one.

But I gotta give him style points. Whatever gets you through the night, it's alright, it's alright...
 
2011-11-17 12:42:39 PM
Eh. I'd have built an imperial walker.
 
2011-11-17 12:42:47 PM
Better than chasing her down and chopping to pieces with a chainsaw.
Not much, but still.
 
2011-11-17 12:44:18 PM
My #3 was her seeing my wedding photograph on her bosses' desk with his daughter.
 
2011-11-17 12:44:25 PM
Am I the only one who would have spent the money on a 1966 Batsuit?

/freaks.
 
2011-11-17 12:44:59 PM
RobertBruce: Eh. I'd have built an imperial walker.

At or St?
 
2011-11-17 12:44:59 PM
rockofsisyphus.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-17 12:47:32 PM
BAMFinator: Pffft, I would have gotten Boba Fett armor.

You sound old.
 
2011-11-17 12:48:50 PM
That or a 1:1 TARDIS replica...

/Que the "NEEEEERDS.jpg" and so on...
//Seriously... nice armor...
 
2011-11-17 12:51:11 PM
Big Man On Campus: Cosplay works in mysterious ways

THIS.
 
2011-11-17 12:53:15 PM
macross87: RobertBruce: Eh. I'd have built an imperial walker.

At or St?


St. Manpower is low this year!
 
2011-11-17 12:55:46 PM
Clarkson trifecta now in play.
 
2011-11-17 01:03:35 PM
Phony_Soldier: BAMFinator: Pffft, I would have gotten Boba Fett armor.

You sound old.


My two sets of Mando armor laugh in your general direction.


/36 next January, but don't feel a day over 25
//and I'm a GIRL :)
 
2011-11-17 01:30:35 PM
Gabrin_Kinoda: Phony_Soldier: BAMFinator: Pffft, I would have gotten Boba Fett armor.

You sound old.

My two sets of Mando armor laugh in your general direction.


/36 next January, but don't feel a day over 25
//and I'm a GIRL :)


That sound you just heard was a million clicks on your profile... then the million "WTF?!"s...

Seriously though, this you can probably explain away a lot easier than a Real Doll, right Kwame?
 
2011-11-17 01:36:50 PM
Arcturus72: Gabrin_Kinoda: Phony_Soldier: BAMFinator: Pffft, I would have gotten Boba Fett armor.

You sound old.

My two sets of Mando armor laugh in your general direction.


/36 next January, but don't feel a day over 25
//and I'm a GIRL :)

That sound you just heard was a million clicks on your profile... then the million "WTF?!"s...

Seriously though, this you can probably explain away a lot easier than a Real Doll, right Kwame?


It's not a Farkette's obligation to have an entertaining or boob-filled profile.
/ok, so I looked
//I'll often look at any interesting Fark person's profile, sex be damned
 
2011-11-17 01:49:49 PM
Same happened to me, but used the money on the booze cruise, like any respectable farker would.

/CSB
 
2011-11-17 01:54:22 PM
Crotchrocket Slim: It's not a Farkette's obligation to have an entertaining or boob-filled profile.
/ok, so I looked
//I'll often look at any interesting Fark person's profile, sex be damned


I definately looked, and I don't even play HALO... I was hoping to see something in their profile (still not sure if it's a "girl") with said armor on...

And I also look at profiles... Half of those on my favorites list were placed there simply because of something in there...

I also couldn't resist the slam on RealDolls... And that almost legendary thread relating to one...
 
2011-11-17 02:05:48 PM
Uzzah: Knows how he feels...

Treat yo self!
 
2011-11-17 02:13:35 PM
Wanted: girlfriend who won't dump me when she finds my Malcolm Reynolds costume in the closet.
 
2011-11-17 02:17:14 PM
Mad_Radhu: Uzzah: Knows how he feels...

Treat yo self!


2.bp.blogspot.com

"I just want to thank you guys. This is what I really needed..."
 
2011-11-17 02:27:24 PM
Seems like a pretty cool guy.
 
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