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(Yahoo) Interesting Meet the world's youngest CEO. He's already lobbying Congress for regulations to put your kid's lemonade stand out of business   (ca.news.yahoo.com) divider line 19
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2011-11-17 12:22:56 PM
Harli saw a void online: the marbles he wanted were hard to find. Within months, Harli had his own marble-selling website - and orders started pouring in.

Tina says her son's obsession with marbles started when he was just 6


Good to see the kids Aspergers directed at something productive.
 
2011-11-17 12:59:01 PM
Wait...people still play with marbles?
 
2011-11-17 01:23:00 PM
Don't worry, this kid has a bright future ahead of him.
 
2011-11-17 01:31:08 PM
CSB:

In elementary school we played marbles. It was as dropdead serious as it could be. There was a very strict hierarchy for a marbles value that actually extended to the whole school district without question. There were cat's eyes (the marble equivalent of a penny) crystals (they were colored and transparent, the nickel of the marble world) Shooters: white with patches of color (fifty cent in marbles) bees a solid color with long streaks of other colors, a dollar in marble terms bumblebees which were solid black with vibrant streaks of color here and there, a true rarity and "gorgeous" because of it's value to us marblephiles. a hundred dollar bill in marble terms. We were really good at playing as well. I doubt I could win today against third grade me, who was like a farking idiot savant when it came to playing. Anyways...If you're still reading, I sometimes smear banana puree on my genitals and let the dog eat it off when my girlfriends not around, take pics of it and post them online.


/CSB
 
2011-11-17 01:33:50 PM
Isn't this how the Time Cube guy got started?
 
2011-11-17 01:40:45 PM
Mixolydian Master: CSB:

What the hell is wrong with you!?
 
2011-11-17 01:45:17 PM
MrEricSir: Isn't this how the Time Cube guy got started?

YOU are EDUCATED STUPID.

The TIME CUBE is and ALWAYS HAS BEEN the TRUTH OF THE WORLD.
 
2011-11-17 01:51:19 PM
ajgeek: Mixolydian Master: CSB:

What the hell is wrong with you!?


I don't know, but I totally just got caught reading Fark.
 
2011-11-17 01:52:35 PM
Mixolydian Master: CSB:

In elementary school we played marbles. It was as dropdead serious as it could be. There was a very strict hierarchy for a marbles value that actually extended to the whole school district without question. There were cat's eyes (the marble equivalent of a penny) crystals (they were colored and transparent, the nickel of the marble world) Shooters: white with patches of color (fifty cent in marbles) bees a solid color with long streaks of other colors, a dollar in marble terms bumblebees which were solid black with vibrant streaks of color here and there, a true rarity and "gorgeous" because of it's value to us marblephiles. a hundred dollar bill in marble terms. We were really good at playing as well. I doubt I could win today against third grade me, who was like a farking idiot savant when it came to playing. Anyways...If you're still reading, I sometimes smear banana puree on my genitals and let the dog eat it off when my girlfriends not around, take pics of it and post them online.


/CSB


Looooove you.
 
2011-11-17 01:55:07 PM
Mixolydian Master: CSB:

In elementary school we played marbles. It was as dropdead serious as it could be. There was a very strict hierarchy for a marbles value that actually extended to the whole school district without question. There were cat's eyes (the marble equivalent of a penny) crystals (they were colored and transparent, the nickel of the marble world) Shooters: white with patches of color (fifty cent in marbles) bees a solid color with long streaks of other colors, a dollar in marble terms bumblebees which were solid black with vibrant streaks of color here and there, a true rarity and "gorgeous" because of it's value to us marblephiles. a hundred dollar bill in marble terms. We were really good at playing as well. I doubt I could win today against third grade me, who was like a farking idiot savant when it came to playing. Anyways...If you're still reading, I sometimes smear banana puree on my genitals and let the dog eat it off when my girlfriends not around, take pics of it and post them online.


/CSB


where do you post them?
 
2011-11-17 02:19:34 PM
Mixolydian Master: Anyways...If you're still reading, I sometimes smear banana puree on my genitals and let the dog eat it off when my girlfriends not around, take pics of it and post them online.

Do you also horse around and shower with prepubescent boys, and put your hand on their leg while driving them home from unsupervised visits?

/just curious... ;)
 
2011-11-17 02:26:53 PM
StoneColdAtheist: Mixolydian Master: Anyways...If you're still reading, I sometimes smear banana puree on my genitals and let the dog eat it off when my girlfriends not around, take pics of it and post them online.

Do you also horse around and shower with prepubescent boys, and put your hand on their leg while driving them home from unsupervised visits?

/just curious... ;)


I do love my Tuesday afternoons

I just wanted to see if people actually read CSB's lol. The story is true however except the one part. Crystal marbles were actually more like a quarter in the marble world, rather than a lowly nickel.
 
2011-11-17 02:29:34 PM
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Mixolydian Master: CSB:

In elementary school we played marbles. It was as dropdead serious as it could be. There was a very strict hierarchy for a marbles value that actually extended to the whole school district without question. There were cat's eyes (the marble equivalent of a penny) crystals (they were colored and transparent, the nickel of the marble world) Shooters: white with patches of color (fifty cent in marbles) bees a solid color with long streaks of other colors, a dollar in marble terms bumblebees which were solid black with vibrant streaks of color here and there, a true rarity and "gorgeous" because of it's value to us marblephiles. a hundred dollar bill in marble terms. We were really good at playing as well. I doubt I could win today against third grade me, who was like a farking idiot savant when it came to playing. Anyways...If you're still reading, I sometimes smear banana puree on my genitals and let the dog eat it off when my girlfriends not around, take pics of it and post them online.


/CSB

where do you post them?


Disneyphotopass.com
 
2011-11-17 02:50:28 PM
Mixolydian Master: StoneColdAtheist: Mixolydian Master: Anyways...If you're still reading, I sometimes smear banana puree on my genitals and let the dog eat it off when my girlfriends not around, take pics of it and post them online.

Do you also horse around and shower with prepubescent boys, and put your hand on their leg while driving them home from unsupervised visits?

/just curious... ;)

I do love my Tuesday afternoons

I just wanted to see if people actually read CSB's lol. The story is true however except the one part. Crystal marbles were actually more like a quarter in the marble world, rather than a lowly nickel.


What the hell are you talking about?
 
2011-11-17 03:00:52 PM
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Mixolydian Master: StoneColdAtheist: Mixolydian Master: Anyways...If you're still reading, I sometimes smear banana puree on my genitals and let the dog eat it off when my girlfriends not around, take pics of it and post them online.

Do you also horse around and shower with prepubescent boys, and put your hand on their leg while driving them home from unsupervised visits?

/just curious... ;)

I do love my Tuesday afternoons

I just wanted to see if people actually read CSB's lol. The story is true however except the one part. Crystal marbles were actually more like a quarter in the marble world, rather than a lowly nickel.

What the hell are you talking about?


If you read my CSB then you would know that I explai--hey! waitaminute!
 
2011-11-17 05:19:03 PM
Under US law, the Chief Executive Officer of a corporation has certain legal duties and responsibilities, and it is unlikely the SEC would permit a person who has not reached the age of majority to serve in that capacity.

Is this not the case in the UK, or is it just some lady who calls her kid a "CEO" when he has no actual standing as such?

Signed,
Canary M. Burns
 
2011-11-17 06:15:45 PM
Mixolydian Master: CSB:

In elementary school we played marbles. It was as dropdead serious as it could be. There was a very strict hierarchy for a marbles value that actually extended to the whole school district without question. There were cat's eyes (the marble equivalent of a penny) crystals (they were colored and transparent, the nickel of the marble world) Shooters: white with patches of color (fifty cent in marbles) bees a solid color with long streaks of other colors, a dollar in marble terms bumblebees which were solid black with vibrant streaks of color here and there, a true rarity and "gorgeous" because of it's value to us marblephiles. a hundred dollar bill in marble terms. We were really good at playing as well. I doubt I could win today against third grade me, who was like a farking idiot savant when it came to playing. Anyways...If you're still reading, I sometimes smear banana puree on my genitals and let the dog eat it off when my girlfriends not around, take pics of it and post them online.


/CSB



Hahahahahahaha

/favorited
 
2011-11-17 06:17:45 PM
Meet the kid being exploited by his parents to sell marbles.
 
2011-11-17 06:47:19 PM
Mixolydian Master: I just wanted to see if people actually read CSB's lol. The story is true however except the one part. Crystal marbles were actually more like a quarter in the marble world, rather than a lowly nickel.

LOL...your post was almost one sentence too long. I was about to give up on it when my hind-brain picked out "genitals" from the wall of text below and my attention snapped back to what I was reading. Well played, sir...well played!
 
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