That's a bad neighborhood when the grocery store needs security guards.

Its the Chicago way

Man who killed an Aldi security guard found dead in his prison cell. He will be charged $1 for the body bag

But what if he already had his own?


/Aldi has inexpensive avacados btw

Aldi's is Trader Joe's for the 99%

Perp committed suicide?

Once again, Aldi saves!

vpb: They have security guards at Aldi? If you have to hire security guards to protect your off-brand granola bars then you are in the wrong neighborhood.

This! I think if thieves stole everything in the store Aldi would be out...$20 tops.

Or they could just use a box for free...

He killed an Aldi security guard?

Then he got shanked in lockup?

Heartless bastard. He had it comin'.

Wait a minute! I thought Chicago's strict gun laws would make things safer and keep guns out of criminals' hands.

Paper or plastic?

He'll get the dollar back if he returns the bag, so it's all good.

Do NOT fark with ALDI.

/nuff said

sounds like an inside job.

vpb: They have security guards at Aldi? If you have to hire security guards to protect your off-brand granola bars then you are in the wrong neighborhood.

I was actually stopped by an aldi security guard. i walked in the store they had super a super long line and only one register open and people in the aisles doing stocking so you could barely get around. i walked back out. the security guard asked to see in my bag and was very rude outside the store. I let him and then told him i would be calling corporate.

I found out later they aren't allowed to do this unless they see you take something which obviously he didn't. Supposedly he received job counselling. Quite honestly i would have just stayed there and called the cops and let them deal with it but my husband had to go to work.

i have never heard of one of those chicago type robber/killers ever being remorseful and killing himself. never. but it reads well in a report. and noone will miss him. except jesse jackson.

Aldi shootin Aldi time.

Knows the feeling

He couldn't have shot the security guard. Guns are illegal in Chicago, therefore it's perfectly safe.

Get him a body bag, yeah!!!

Hassan Ben Sobr: Aldi's is Trader Joe's for the 99%

On the contrary. Trader Joe's is the Aldi's of the 1%.

moanerific: Wait a minute! I thought Chicago's strict gun laws would make things safer and keep guns out of criminals' hands.

Laws are like locks, they keep the honest people honest. It would have been so much cooler if everyone in the store was packing and 3 or 4 more people would have been killed in the ensuing battle over $83 dollars of insured money.

I'm not anti-gun but I'm really sick of all the absolute stupid comments people make to insist that they need a concealed carry permit to defend themselves while doing the normal crap they do everyday.

Evil-Imposter,Man who killed an Aldi security guard found dead in his prison cell. He will be charged $1 for the body bag
But what if he already had his own?
/Aldi has inexpensive avacados btw

That's OK, he found a large cardboard box in the prison cell and the body bag isn't necessary.

/But he forgot a quarter for the gurney.

Trance750: squirrelflavoredyogurt: moanerific: Wait a minute! I thought Chicago's strict gun laws would make things safer and keep guns out of criminals' hands.

Laws are like locks, they keep the honest people honest. It would have been so much cooler if everyone in the store was packing and 3 or 4 more people would have been killed in the ensuing battle over $83 dollars of insured money.

I'm not anti-gun but I'm really sick of all the absolute stupid comments people make to insist that they need a concealed carry permit to defend themselves while doing the normal crap they do everyday.

I still say that we don't need gun ownership. The 2cd Amendment was because we needed an armed citizen to stand against the British, because the Colonial Armies were spread too thin, as it was

It served it's purpose, but in today's society, guns do more killing than protecting and it's time America realized that.

One armed citizen with 2 CDs? I'd say a single man would need at least 4 or 5 to get the job done right.

cig-mkr: namegoeshere
2011-11-17 11:31:45 AM
Paper or plastic?

Nope

Well, you can buy one of the eco-bags for $1, but the plastic bags are only 10 cents. And they have nice sturdy handles, which are important for hauling your body out to the car.

The paper bags are only 5 cents, but the bottoms blow out really easily. Leading to bodies rolling across the parking lot, which can be awkward.