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(Orlando Sentinel)   Dumbass: Teenager fakes his own kidnapping to extort $50,000 ransom from his father. Fail: Dad doesn't pay   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 63
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jspenguin [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 09:21:34 AM
Was the ransom paid with a suitcase full of underpants?
 
stpauler [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 09:33:17 AM
When agents moved in, Pee ran off and broke into a house on the 500 block of Palm Trail.

That's a last name now? Awesome.

/Not for them, of course.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 09:47:27 AM
Short on details, but it doesn't sound like the father refused to pay.
 
Confabulat [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 09:47:47 AM
If you're friends with Pee, well then you're friends with me.
 
Bruxellensis
2011-11-17 10:07:35 AM
Daddy not paying = win, subster
 
jayhawk88 [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 10:08:25 AM
images.wikia.com

He'll be fine.
 
busy chillin' [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 10:08:39 AM
Approves:

behindblondiepark.com
 
Fark In The Duck [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 10:08:49 AM
"A sergeant tasered Pee when he refused to lay on the ground and surrender"

That's gotta stink!
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-11-17 10:08:50 AM
Confabulat: If you're friends with Pee, well then you're friends with me.

laughingsquid.com
 
Sock Ruh Tease
2011-11-17 10:09:34 AM
When agents moved in, Pee ran off and broke into a house on the 500 block of Palm Trail.

I always hate it when agents move in on me while I'm taking a leak, and my pee runs off into the next house.
 
Fark In The Duck [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 10:10:05 AM
farm2.static.flickr.com
 
MBooda
2011-11-17 10:10:40 AM
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static.guim.co.uk
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exiledonline.com
/coen brothers have already bought the kid's story
 
Snatch Bandergrip
2011-11-17 10:11:10 AM
This is my deal, Jerry!
 
coeyagi
2011-11-17 10:11:21 AM
cravencottagenewsround.files.wordpress.com

APPROVES
 
cgraves67
2011-11-17 10:11:59 AM
Fark In The Duck: "A sergeant tasered Pee when he refused to lay on the ground and surrender"

That's gotta stink!

I thought Mythbusters proved that the stream isn't constant enough to conduct a charge for the full length.
 
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2011-11-17 10:12:50 AM
The plan was nearly perfect.....except for that whole part about actually having a plan.
 
tothekor
2011-11-17 10:12:56 AM
Snatch Bandergrip: This is my deal, Jerry!

I'm going to debate, Jerry! I'm not going to debate.

/Hey! I was banging that biatch!
 
genepool lifeboat
2011-11-17 10:13:53 AM
Confabulat: If you're friends with Pee, well then you're friends with me.

Win!
 
Julieahni
2011-11-17 10:14:46 AM
Pee and the Teen: A Kidnapper's Story
 
PunchDrunkPanda
2011-11-17 10:14:46 AM
F*ckin' amateurs. They call demanding a ransom, we're supposed so sh*t our pants?
 
Savage Belief
2011-11-17 10:19:10 AM
The 2nd perps name, though unfortunate, certainly makes for an entertaining read.
 
Fark In The Duck [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 10:20:34 AM
cgraves67: Fark In The Duck: "A sergeant tasered Pee when he refused to lay on the ground and surrender"

That's gotta stink!

I thought Mythbusters proved that the stream isn't constant enough to conduct a charge for the full length.

In a stream - true but this could have been in a puddle. Then again, African swallows are non-migratory.....
 
headstone
2011-11-17 10:22:19 AM
I wonder if Pee's peepee peed when Pee got tasered.
 
rrahrrahrrah
2011-11-17 10:24:20 AM
cgraves67: Fark In The Duck: "A sergeant tasered Pee when he refused to lay on the ground and surrender"

That's gotta stink!

I thought Mythbusters proved that the stream isn't constant enough to conduct a charge for the full length.

Go pee on an electric fence and get back to us. Or don't. Anyway, you'll know.
 
Bacon is Meat Candy
2011-11-17 10:25:47 AM
I'll bet Pee was pissed.
 
AcneVulgaris
2011-11-17 10:27:53 AM
Savage Belief: The 2nd perps name, though unfortunate, certainly makes for an entertaining read.

Would have been even better if the first had the name F*ckerfaster
 
Trance750
2011-11-17 10:30:02 AM
Why do I get the feeling this is not his first time at this?

/drtfa
 
AndyT13
2011-11-17 10:34:32 AM
"No Jeannie; no money!"
/Fargo?
//nevermind
 
Langston [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 10:35:11 AM
A sergeant tasered Pee when he refused to lay on the ground and surrender

Don't ever change, Florida.
 
thebigfarker
2011-11-17 10:35:19 AM
Based on the mug shot, I wouldn't have paid more than $2 to get him back either.

/On second thought, I would make him pay to come home.
 
axeeugene
2011-11-17 10:38:06 AM
No, like he said, PEE peed on his rug, man. He's not trying to scam anybody here.
 
derpdeederp
2011-11-17 10:40:27 AM
Can we get a "Y U NO PAY" picture posted.
 
JackieRabbit
2011-11-17 10:42:29 AM
No teenager is worth 50 grand. Dad should have said. "No can do, but I'll give you 50 bucks to keep him."
 
Xoc
2011-11-17 10:42:45 AM
He'll probably be hitting dad up for $50,000 in bail money soon.
 
clutchcargo2002
2011-11-17 10:44:57 AM
rrahrrahrrah: cgraves67: Fark In The Duck: "A sergeant tasered Pee when he refused to lay on the ground and surrender"

That's gotta stink!

I thought Mythbusters proved that the stream isn't constant enough to conduct a charge for the full length.

Go pee on an electric fence and get back to us. Or don't. Anyway, you'll know.

Ren approves of this statement.
 
elev8meL8r
2011-11-17 10:50:34 AM
Your revolution is over, Pee! The bums lost!
 
Grungehamster
2011-11-17 10:53:17 AM
thebigfarker: Based on the mug shot, I wouldn't have paid more than $2 to get him back either.

/On second thought, I would make him pay to come home.

The Ransom of Red Chief Spoiled Douchebag.
 
zabadu
2011-11-17 10:55:59 AM
img526.imageshack.us

img21.imageshack.us
 
ltdanman44
2011-11-17 10:57:33 AM
tothekor: Snatch Bandergrip: This is my deal, Jerry!

I'm going to debate, Jerry! I'm not going to debate.

/Hey! I was banging that biatch!

hes fleeing the interview!
 
Sofa King Smart
2011-11-17 10:58:36 AM
jspenguin: Was the ransom paid with a suitcase full of underpants?

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Yeah, but Walter...

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
 
BalugaJoe
2011-11-17 10:58:40 AM
Fake kidnap never works .. should have read James Ellroy.
 
freetomato
2011-11-17 11:03:59 AM
movieactors.com
Does NOT APPROVE!!!!!
 
dnl.machine
2011-11-17 11:05:20 AM
HomerStrangling.jpg
 
cjmook21
2011-11-17 11:05:23 AM
Urine big trouble, mister
 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 11:13:41 AM
tothekor: Snatch Bandergrip: This is my deal, Jerry!

I'm going to debate, Jerry! I'm not going to debate.

/Hey! I was banging that biatch!

Blood has been shed, Jerry!
 
Slu
2011-11-17 11:14:01 AM
They're going to kill that poor woman!
 
Sofa King Smart
2011-11-17 11:20:18 AM
www.nodjzone.com

no limits, playa
 
hufnmouth
2011-11-17 11:20:58 AM
zabadu: [img526.imageshack.us image 218x231]

[img21.imageshack.us image 512x384]

Wow, a Titus reference. Almost forgot about Keach.
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark]
2011-11-17 11:21:03 AM
freetomato: [movieactors.com image 266x200]
Does NOT APPROVE!!!!!

Beat me to it.

"I've been kidnapped by . . . k-k-K-Mart!
 
Sofa King Smart
2011-11-17 11:23:10 AM
images.zap2it.com

fo shizzle, y'all?
 
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