i love me some dill, lemon, garlic, and butter sauce with my salmonella.

/not peanut butter though

As long as it's not the organic peanut butter or the strawberry or raspberry jellies, we're good.

DNRTFA.

Smucker recalls jars of chunky peanut butter

The chunks are salmon_ella

I prefer 10,000 Nuns & Orphans™, myself.

Wait... I have a Jam here called "Nose Hair". With a name like Nose Hair - It has to be good! (new window)

Choosy people choose JIF instead.

/Chose wisely.

What we need is less regulations. Now Smuckers is going to lose all that money because some candy-asses can't handle salmonella.

GET YOUR GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY PEANUT BUTTER!!!!

Proven wrong (new window)

Hey, what is it about the gates of Hell that compels people to wander into 'em?
It's because of Smuckers raspberry preserves.

Ten thousand nuns and orphans!

Dog vomit and Monkey pus, my favorites

It's natural, it can't be bad for you.

GIS Search reveals Simon and Ella

Those motherSmuckers!

Pretty sure Peter Griffin may have had something to do with that.

Choosy moms choose Jeff.

I'm Jeff

Wile_E._Quixote: Wait... I have a Jam here called "Nose Hair". With a name like Nose Hair - It has to be good! (new window)

Yes. Yes it is.

Do you get a refund or do you pay for a new jar of peanut butter since peanut butter prices are going up, up, up!

Jane Curtin: . . . And so, with a name like Fluckers, it's got to be good

Chevy Chase: Hey, hold on a second, I have a jam here called Nose Hair. Now with a name like Nose Hair, you can imagine how good it must be. MMM MMM!!

Dan Aykroyd: Hold it a minute folks, but are you familiar with a jam called Death Camp? That's Death Camp! Just look for the barbed wire on the label. With a name like Death Camp it must be so good it's incredible! Just amazingly good jam!

John Belushi: Wait a minute . . . Dog Vomit, Monkey Pus. We offer you a choice of two of the most repulsive brand names of jams you've ever heard of. With names like these, this stuff has got to be terrific. We're talking fabulous jam here!

Chevy Chase: Save your breath fella! Here's a new jam we've just put out. It's called Painful Rectal Itch. You'd have to go a long way to find a worse name for a jam. And good? MMM WAH! With a name like Painful Rectal Itch you gotta bet that it's great . . .

Dan Aykroyd: Mangled Baby Ducks. That's right, Mangled Baby Ducks! Picture a jam so good that you'd dare to call it Mangled Baby Ducks! Great Jam! It's beautiful jam!

John Belushi: Wait a minute, wait a minute, this is it - 10,000 Nuns and Orphans.

Jane Curtin: 10,000 Nuns and Orphans? What's so bad about that?

John Belushi: They were all eaten by rats! Oh, it's so good! MMM!

Garrett Morris: Hold it, hold it everyone, your attention please, I have here a jam called, Oh God, [mumbles] Ick! Yecch!

Dan Aykroyd: It's so good it's sick making!

Chevy Chase: Oh, that's gotta be great jam!

Jane Curtin: So if it's great jam you're after, try this one, the brand so disgusting you can't say it on television. Ask for it by name!

Only 3000 Jars in several states??....Either they meant 3000 Cases or Smuckers doesn't sell very much peanut butter.

Hey, hey, re-remember that SNL sketch making fun of the Smucker's motto? Y-yeah, that was AWESOME.

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Jane Curtin: . . . And so, with a name like Fluckers, it's got to be good

Chevy Chase: Hey, hold on a second, I have a jam here called Nose Hair. Now with a name like Nose Hair, you can imagine how good it must be. MMM MMM!!

Dan Aykroyd: Hold it a minute folks, but are you familiar with a jam called Death Camp? That's Death Camp! Just look for the barbed wire on the label. With a name like Death Camp it must be so good it's incredible! Just amazingly good jam!

John Belushi: Wait a minute . . . Dog Vomit, Monkey Pus. We offer you a choice of two of the most repulsive brand names of jams you've ever heard of. With names like these, this stuff has got to be terrific. We're talking fabulous jam here!

Chevy Chase: Save your breath fella! Here's a new jam we've just put out. It's called Painful Rectal Itch. You'd have to go a long way to find a worse name for a jam. And good? MMM WAH! With a name like Painful Rectal Itch you gotta bet that it's great . . .

Dan Aykroyd: Mangled Baby Ducks. That's right, Mangled Baby Ducks! Picture a jam so good that you'd dare to call it Mangled Baby Ducks! Great Jam! It's beautiful jam!

John Belushi: Wait a minute, wait a minute, this is it - 10,000 Nuns and Orphans.

Jane Curtin: 10,000 Nuns and Orphans? What's so bad about that?

John Belushi: They were all eaten by rats! Oh, it's so good! MMM!

Garrett Morris: Hold it, hold it everyone, your attention please, I have here a jam called, Oh God, [mumbles] Ick! Yecch!

Dan Aykroyd: It's so good it's sick making!

Chevy Chase: Oh, that's gotta be great jam!

Jane Curtin: So if it's great jam you're after, try this one, the brand so disgusting you can't say it on television. Ask for it by name!

Why can't SNL these days be a fraction as funny as this?

It was on my junk !!