Why else would I have wanted custody of them.

florida tag out shoplifting?

I didn't know they carried stripper gear at Burlinton's Coat Factory.

Teach a kid to fish...

The writer is trying pretty hard to sensationalise this. Same for the headline writer.

Well that's why he wanted custody. They can distract people and help carry stuff.

KarmicDisaster: Teach a kid to fish...

Indeed. How else are they going to learn to fend for themselves?

A good bath, a hot meal, some crotchbleach and a ball gag and you know every last one of us would hit that like an untethered skydiver.

daffy: Well that's why she wanted custody. They can distract people and help carry stuff.

FTFY.

From the looks of her, you would think that she'd be doing well enough to not hafta steal
ALSO

They granted custody to a woman who can't remember when the kids had last eaten a complete meal??

FTA: Her children were further traumatized, according to deputies, when they were placed in custody of the Department of Children and Families.

That's why the cops should have just released the kids into the wild.

ajgeek: Please be a woman who did this, please oh please be a woman who did this.

An Orlando woman was arrested Saturday on charges of theft and child cruelty after she was caught shoplifting lacy lingerie in the presence of her children, deputies said.

YES! Something horrible and concrete to point to about favorable bias of women having child custody no matter the level of crazy! Happy days are here for loving fathers who... Oh who the hell am I kidding, she'll STILL manage to keep the kids.

/father
//my kids over my cold, dead, body.

She'll go back to court and the father will be asked to pay more child support so the woman doesn't have to shoplift.

Holy fark. Crazy stripper biatch stole less than $100 in front of the crying kids and when confronted said she couldn't believe it was happening 'again'. Mom would be so proud!

I recall seeing a psychiatrist on a TV program once, stating that when kids witness their parents commit a crime or the parents use them to do things like steal stuff, the psychological damage can rival that of incest, because it's a betrayal of the parental figure. Don't know if I'd go that far, but I'm sure those kids are going to need therapy soon.