So a beej would taste like bacon?

This has long been availabe to pigfarkers for free.

I've never put bacon on fish before, should be interesting.

Hot

I don't need my dogs to pay more attention to my hot sex with the wifey.

fat people already taste like bacon down there. bacon dipped in gravy

Tadpole: I don't need my dogs to pay more attention to my hot sex with the wifey.

Dogs don't know it's not bacon

Alright. I think the bacon thing has officially gone too far.

so... Piggity?

Science sounds fat.

A lot of "bi curious" dudes are gonna start blowin dudes at truck stops for the excuse "I just want to see if the lube really tasted like bacon before I tried it with my girlfriend"

If it looks like a pig and smalls like bacon, you be making a mistake.

Send cases of this stuff to our troops over seas so they can Sandusky Mooslam POWs with it.

I ran out of gas and crashed through the roof of your house.

Awesome right?


My cousin had leukemia and now doesn't, so..

Jet packs would rule.

Love bacon.

Life is good.

/we live in the future
//everything is amazing and no one is happy

Where's the 20 hour standard work week that science promised due to the miracles of automation technology?

What else do we need?

Make her/him squeal?

For the couple who's too good for bacon grease?

Fat people. What will they think of next?

Fallout Boy
Fat people. What will they think of next?

Another donut?

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: A lot of "bi curious" dudes are gonna start blowin dudes at truck stops for the excuse "I just want to see if the lube really tasted like bacon before I tried it with my girlfriend"

Why are all of these men sucking my bacon flavored cock?

Icespy: Where's the 20 hour standard work week that science promised due to the miracles of automation technology?

We do work less, on average, that we used to. We've gone from around 60 or so hours a week to an average of around 35 now. That's some pretty good progress. Also, work around the house has dramatically fallen off. The thing is that instead of being the one to spend 20 or 30 hours a week maintaining your household, we spend 5 or so hours at work and then pay a specialist to come out if your furnace if broken or your roof needs to be replaced. You go to a store and buy a new vacuum if the old one is broken or you need a new shirt instead of sewing it yourself. You aren't maintaining a small garden to supplement your food and you don't chop your own firewood.

Also, we've decided that instead of maintaining the same lifestyle we used to have, we wanted more / bigger of everything -- TVs, telephones, cars, houses, whatever.

If you wanted to live the lifestyle that people had in the 50s, you can do it pretty easily on a 20 hour a week, $15 an hour job. Of course, you're not going to have a cell phone, cable, a car, a TV, a big house, be able to eat out, buy new clothes regularly, Internet access, etc.

First Farkette who says she's going to stuff her stocking with bacon lube wins Christmas ...

Huh, My sex lurbricant taste like ass.

Famous Thamas: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: A lot of "bi curious" dudes are gonna start blowin dudes at truck stops for the excuse "I just want to see if the lube really tasted like bacon before I tried it with my girlfriend"

Why are all of these men sucking my bacon flavored cock?

If you could make it look like a Miche bag, you could get a handy from your girlfriend

Blah blah blah sausage fest.

Where the f*ck is my jetpaaaaack?

Bacon flavoured lube. For times when you have the urge to, after sex, tell your partner "That'll do pig, that'll do..."


/unless you already do that
//nttawwt
///unless they reply 'oink' in which case ew

Five Tails of Fury: Bacon flavoured lube. For times when you have the urge to, after sex, tell your partner "That'll do pig, that'll do..."


/unless you already do that
//nttawwt
///unless they reply 'oink' in which case ew



Hawt

Icespy: Where's the 20 hour standard work week that science promised due to the miracles of automation technology?

Look in the garage behind your flying car.

I am not sure if I would want to mess around with a bacon strip covered in bacon lube.

/Just sayin'
//Can't believe I'm the Boobies just sayin'
///Filter check

This is silly, everyone knows pastrami is the most sensual of all the salted cured meats

That's not how you solve drymouth, gals...

What the hell's wrong with PUSSY flavored pussy?

/ Vagitarian

dionysusaur: What the hell's wrong with PUSSY flavored pussy?

/ Vagitarian

Inconsistent. You never know exactly what she's been eating, smoking or drinking, what time of the month it is, or if there's a half knot breeze from the southeast or whatever.

Bacon is consistently good.

"The public is urged to immediately stop using bacon-flavored lubricant as it has been shown to cause Swine Flu (H1N1), also known as "bacon hiney".

Babies with Rabies: dionysusaur: What the hell's wrong with PUSSY flavored pussy?

/ Vagitarian

Inconsistent. You never know exactly what she's been eating, smoking or drinking, what time of the month it is, or if there's a half knot breeze from the southeast or whatever.

Don't go down on strangers. And she knows where she is in her cycle - if she expects me to be OK with unexpected redwings, she's not trustworthy.