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(nwtn today)		During domestic dispute, man hits his mother with a ham. After short medical treatment, doctors pronounce her completely cured (nwtntoday.com)		37
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37 Comments (+0 »)

BurnShrike

2011-11-17 09:07:32 AM

Sounds like he had a real beef against her.

Genju

2011-11-17 09:13:35 AM

biatch come get some HAM!

PsiChi

2011-11-17 09:15:10 AM

Best thing about this story? This headline.

/She got chopped!
//One of my favorite shows. (:

GacysBasement

2011-11-17 09:19:43 AM

Will he be proscioutto'ed?

Cybernetic

2011-11-17 09:20:03 AM

GLove88mph

2011-11-17 09:20:12 AM

Was he baked at the time?

jmadisonbiii

2011-11-17 09:22:57 AM

soopey

2011-11-17 09:23:54 AM

His mother just had to rub some more salt in that wound.

D-Liver

2011-11-17 09:28:13 AM

Dude, porking your mom is just wrong

unlikely

2011-11-17 09:28:29 AM

"Oh honey, I know that glazed look in your eye was because you were baked." she was overheard to say. "But if you try that again I will spiral-CUT you."

mcgrimus

2011-11-17 09:30:13 AM

Domestic disputes can sometimes spiral out of control.

bgddy24601

2011-11-17 09:34:03 AM

Photo of the aftermath

www.cbsnews.com

Tommy Moo

2011-11-17 09:38:01 AM

Good headline, subby. I chuckled.

Ty Webb

2011-11-17 09:55:23 AM

Nice one, subby.

nyseattitude

2011-11-17 09:58:50 AM

Sounds like things spiraled out of control.

McDougal

2011-11-17 10:07:27 AM

Gotta love that Hitchcock.

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Fallout Boy

2011-11-17 10:10:54 AM

LOL omg a pun! Headline of the year plox.

dnl.machine

2011-11-17 10:11:47 AM

Ham hurts but it leaves marks, muthaWAAK!
Go wif bacon strips, muscles glasses
and bacon strips
and bacon strips
and bacon strips
and bacon strips
and bacon strips

and bacon strips

DrupyDrawrs

2011-11-17 10:19:49 AM

Boooo!

carrion_luggage

2011-11-17 10:35:14 AM

I guess it was "ham her" time.

/stop

bobsuncle

2011-11-17 10:40:56 AM

Did anything get hocked to pay the medical expenses? Consider herself lucky that he didn't shank her or give her a bad case of Boston Butt.

Commissioner for Oaths

2011-11-17 10:49:06 AM

I snurfled at that headline.

Ham upside the head. How quaint.

lumazi

2011-11-17 10:56:48 AM

D-Liver: Dude, porking your mom is just wrong

leaving satisfied ...

tcan

2011-11-17 10:59:07 AM

Well played subby.

Sofa King Smart

2011-11-17 11:01:56 AM

Does NOT like green eggs either.

/not in a box, not with a fox
/not on a train, not in the rain...

Wolfmanjames

2011-11-17 11:14:16 AM

Subby will be bacon in Hell for that pun.

radioman_

2011-11-17 11:22:41 AM

He should have cooked the ham and served it to the cops doing the investigation.

Badafuco

2011-11-17 11:36:23 AM

Commissioner for Oaths: I snurfled at that headline.

Ham upside the head. How quaint.

I said Ham up-side your head, I said Ham upsid your head.

/whoops

CornerPocket

2011-11-17 11:46:15 AM

Link

Obligatory

Hassan Ben Sobr

2011-11-17 12:54:36 PM

Mammy!
H

FirstNationalBastard

2011-11-17 01:27:25 PM

radioman_: He should have cooked the ham and served it to the cops doing the investigation.

They frown on Cannibalism.

puddleonfire

2011-11-17 02:42:08 PM

Family ham..... family... HAM..... I come for YOU, family HAM....
First on the block.
You want the family ham or the Hormel Ham?
You choose.

(whisper) *family ham*

You get the family ham.

MattyBlast

2011-11-17 03:54:28 PM

All right give me ham on Mom, hold the Mayo.

Fishbein

2011-11-17 05:28:51 PM