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TrancePI		2011-11-17 10:32:21 AM

One of the armed robbers, only known as Lucky, managed to escape while suspect Daniel Richard Ikechukwu, 24, a Nigerian whose balls were firmly held on the ground, was arrested by the police.

Lucky indeed.

Harv72b		2011-11-17 11:48:12 AM

Approves.

BurnShrike		2011-11-17 11:48:53 AM

Penis != Balls

cgraves67		2011-11-17 11:49:19 AM

Tranny granny?

Mega Steve		2011-11-17 11:51:46 AM

Did they mention that the robbers were Nigerian?

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian		2011-11-17 11:53:13 AM

Grandma, sic balls

Loaf's Tray		2011-11-17 11:55:10 AM

That's no laughing matter, some thugs tried to beat me to death with mine last year...only wound up with a hernia for their efforts...

OniNeko		2011-11-17 11:56:46 AM

Grab and pull for all your worth. Kick them, claw them, bite them, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Make it pay for thinking it can force itself on anyone.

Mr. Shabooboo		2011-11-17 12:04:35 PM

Monkey steals a peach?

[thatsracist.gif]

Amos Quito		2011-11-17 12:15:52 PM

Caught him by the balls?

That's a stretch.

Entheogenic		2011-11-17 12:17:03 PM

I really wish I could read one article written by a native English speaker for a local newspaper that used the word "balls" in reference to testicles.

Apparently the AP style guide is a little more relaxed in Ghana.

offmymeds		2011-11-17 12:22:17 PM

One of the armed robbers, only known as Lucky...

n2nnews.com

Farkin' Uke		2011-11-17 12:23:14 PM

That article looks like the author put the same paragraph into this (new window) 7 times...

"brave grandma arrests robber with his penis "

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"Dick daring to stop thieves from Grandma."

brantgoose		2011-11-17 12:28:10 PM

Lucky escaped, but the other robber, now nicknamed "Pin-ball", was not Lucky.

blackmtnmantheonly		2011-11-17 12:32:52 PM

I HATE when that happens.

Ghastly		2011-11-17 12:34:21 PM

Alright! Alright! I'll come along peacefully Granny. Just be careful waving that thing around, it could go off!

Ghastly		2011-11-17 12:36:18 PM

OniNeko: Grab and pull for all your worth. Kick them, claw them, bite them, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Make it pay for thinking it can force itself on anyone.

What's testes, Precious?

TWX		2011-11-17 12:44:20 PM

Now, fix the grammar and read that article in an Edward R. Murrow voice...

Good night and good luck...

stuffy		2011-11-17 12:49:14 PM

SharkTrager		2011-11-17 12:50:00 PM

Loaf's Tray: That's no laughing matter, some thugs tried to beat me to death with mine last year...only wound up with a hernia for their efforts...

That's what they get for brining a vienna sausage to a kielbasa fight.

sambee		2011-11-17 01:00:53 PM

When your at the end of your rope (or penis), tie a knot in it and hold on for dear life!

Gaseous Anomaly		2011-11-17 01:08:57 PM

Dentata?

Now I Is!		2011-11-17 01:28:50 PM

SultanofSchwing		2011-11-17 01:40:32 PM

come and get one in the yarbles!

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colithian		2011-11-17 01:45:51 PM

I didn't even know Ghanaians had internet. I figured all the internet was in subsaharan and southern Africa.
I heard that Kenyans have the most internet access in Africa (apart from South Africa). They even have their own memes.

/makmende ftw

Dr J Zoidberg		2011-11-17 02:03:13 PM

He's going to be prosecuted. Hasn't he been punished enough?

Bathia_Mapes		2011-11-17 02:11:04 PM

Now grandma, stop being so teste.

rnatalie		2011-11-17 02:31:57 PM

Came here for Miss Ballbreaker, leaving happy except...

Please, please, can we call it a tallywhacker?

vpb		2011-11-17 02:37:42 PM

rnatalie: Came here for Miss Ballbreaker, leaving happy except...

Please, please, can we call it a tallywhacker?

This time he didn't slip through her fingers.

RobSeace		2011-11-17 02:42:38 PM

Farkin' Uke: That article looks like the author put the same paragraph into this (new window) 7 times...

From that site:

Original text:

"I regret I have but one life to give for my country."

...50 translations later we get:

"Unfortunately, I live in China."

ROFL!

MattyBlast		2011-11-17 03:20:17 PM

"Get your balls off my lawn!"

rnatalie		2011-11-17 04:32:20 PM

This is getting too serious.

2.bp.blogspot.com

NSFW Link (new window)

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booksmart		2011-11-17 06:49:16 PM

rnatalie: This is getting too serious.

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*surrenders* I'll come quietly, just don't shoot me...

vinathan		2011-11-17 08:14:45 PM

the guy who got away being identified as 'lucky' was just a simple misunderstanding. the cops ask "and your friend that got away..." "oh, he's lucky"
/good shtick.
//this is a shtick up.