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Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian		2011-11-17 10:17:42 AM

Shatner always gets the hot chicks....ummm, turkeys.

Sarah Palin's Conscience		2011-11-17 10:17:46 AM

Pfft. We're deep frying four.

blackmtnmantheonly		2011-11-17 10:19:13 AM

He's frying himself?????????????????????????

2 grams		2011-11-17 10:22:45 AM

Repeat off of yesterdays Entertainment page?

Rabid Turnip		2011-11-17 10:24:09 AM

One turkey deep frying another? meh.

Demise		2011-11-17 10:25:55 AM

Does Bill do anything that is NOT awesome?

DarkHold		2011-11-17 10:26:34 AM

The Shats is looking pretty good these days!

/miss #@$% my father says...
//spaghetti and meat*blaghh*

Hershey Highway Patrol		2011-11-17 10:28:25 AM

You grab the phaser I'll grab the stuffing.

Talondel		2011-11-17 10:29:48 AM

It's worse than that, he's been deep fried Jim.

Also, this is a repeat.

Richard Flaccid		2011-11-17 10:30:01 AM

That video is hilarious.

bonzeemer		2011-11-17 10:30:27 AM

After he burned himself he shouted "It was all a CONNNNNNNNNNN!!"

PsyLord		2011-11-17 10:32:47 AM

Should be simple for someone that took out a Gorn with a bamboo trunk cannon.

images.wikia.com

Fark In The Duck		2011-11-17 10:34:38 AM

Fark News Flash - TV icon, William Shatner, was arrested at his Bel Air home today. A spokesperson for the police stated that Mr. Shatner is being charged with distributing illicit videos of him manipulating his dingle-dangle. Mr. Shatner was released on $100,000 bond but was not available for comment.

JudgeItoBox		2011-11-17 10:35:14 AM

I've shed tears for every one of my relatives at their funerals.

But god help me, I'm going to cry like the biggest, blubberiest biatch when Shatner goes.

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian		2011-11-17 10:35:16 AM

PsyLord: Should be simple for someone that took out a Gorn with a bamboo trunk cannon.

[images.wikia.com image 600x450]

Mmmmm, deep fried Gorn.

Evil-Imposter		2011-11-17 10:37:53 AM

JudgeItoBox: I've shed tears for every one of my relatives at their funerals.

But god help me, I'm going to cry like the biggest, blubberiest biatch when Shatner goes.

I am not worried about this because I have a feeling Shatner will outlive us all.

/live long and prosper, etc.

MBooda		2011-11-17 10:38:21 AM

On Earth today, it's Thanksgiving. If the crew has to eat synthetic meat loaf, I want it to look like turkey.
2.bp.blogspot.com

/and we know what happened then

2 grams		2011-11-17 10:39:09 AM

Ohh look, a dingle dangle!

Harry Freakstorm		2011-11-17 10:40:45 AM

Bones. What...is...it? Some kind of ancient device for reliving syphilis?

No, Jim. It's a cooking utensil. It was used by ancient humans to deep fry an animal called a Turkey. They were wiped out in the Flightless Avian Flu Epidemic of 2122. The Turkeys, not the ancient humans.

Well, then... I'll just... put..it...back

Fark In The Duck		2011-11-17 10:40:46 AM

Screenshot of the "Dingle Dangle" incident

i536.photobucket.com

Smiths		2011-11-17 10:41:51 AM

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PanicMan		2011-11-17 10:42:01 AM

Demise: Does Bill do anything that is NOT awesome?

He's so arrogant, but I can't help but like him.

/She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge

Harry Freakstorm		2011-11-17 10:44:29 AM

William Shatner's Safe Turkey Frying Tips

1: Avoid oil spillover--don't overfill the pot.
2: Turn off flame when lowering the turkey into oil.
3: Fry outside, away from the house.
4: Properly thaw the turkey before frying.
5: Keep a grease-fire-approved extinguisher nearby.
6. Have a red shirt do all of the above. Go to the living room and watch with a web cam on the big screen. Be prepared to yell "Dear God".

dj1s		2011-11-17 10:48:40 AM

Demise: Does Bill do anything that is NOT awesome?

Umm, sing?

JRoo		2011-11-17 10:51:40 AM

"I was young and arrogant. Blinded by my hunger, I ignored safety. Spat in the face of science."

Parallax		2011-11-17 10:54:28 AM

PanicMan: Demise: Does Bill do anything that is NOT awesome?

Every single second spent with Avery Brooks during his "Captains" doc.

Not awesome.

Mr.Hawk		2011-11-17 10:55:09 AM

So very full of win. Dingle dangle alone was brilliance.

It is amazing how much he does and how good he looks for how old he is. It is going to be a sad day for the world when he dies...

Molavian		2011-11-17 10:58:58 AM

Harry Freakstorm: 6. Have a red shirt do all of the above. Go to the living room and watch with a web cam on the big screen. Be prepared to yell "Dear God".

Awesome.

tarhammer		2011-11-17 11:00:30 AM

bonzeemer: After he burned himself he shouted "It was all a CONNNNNNNNNNN!!"

Oh come on. When he was asked what kind of oil he uses he yells "COOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

I used to do this ever year until they started charging $30-50 for the box of oil, even at Costco. $100 for a fried turkey is crazy, even considering how good the turkey turns out. I can buy four nice sized lobsters for that much. Maybe we'll go back to the roots of the original thanksgiving that featured lobster, the 'poor mans food'.

Last time I did a deep fry turkey, we decided to make as much as possible out of the oil. After the turkey, I deep fried a prime rib...which was challenging but good. Then in the turkey/beef flavored oil, I made 150,000 pounds of french fries that were awesome.

/CSB, PSA, MEB and FRA.

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