PsyLord: Should be simple for someone that took out a Gorn with a bamboo trunk cannon.[images.wikia.com image 600x450]
JudgeItoBox: I've shed tears for every one of my relatives at their funerals.But god help me, I'm going to cry like the biggest, blubberiest biatch when Shatner goes.
Demise: Does Bill do anything that is NOT awesome?
PanicMan: Demise: Does Bill do anything that is NOT awesome?
Harry Freakstorm: 6. Have a red shirt do all of the above. Go to the living room and watch with a web cam on the big screen. Be prepared to yell "Dear God".
bonzeemer: After he burned himself he shouted "It was all a CONNNNNNNNNNN!!"
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